Archived: 2011-2012 nba officialthread

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Amare is playing. Gonna laugh when he gets his stitches torn out and he gets blood every where causing lebron, dwayne, and bosh all slip at the same time on the blood all falling in the blood and getting blood poisoning from amare's blood but it turns out he was a vampire and they all become vampires so instead of drinking water or gatorade during breaks they pool together all the money they have in their wallets and buy mike bibby form the knicks at half time and they take turns draining bibby's blood for nutrients

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by a224

Amare is playing. Gonna laugh when he gets his stitches torn out and he gets blood every where causing lebron, dwayne, and bosh all slip at the same time on the blood all falling in the blood and getting blood poisoning from amare's blood but it turns out he was a vampire and they all become vampires so instead of drinking water or gatorade during breaks they pool together all the money they have in their wallets and buy mike bibby form the knicks at half time and they take turns draining bibby's blood for nutrients

[NTP]

Originally Posted by bortmackie

I'm pissed that this shit happened to the bulls. They were looking so good and then everything gets fucked up because of an injury, and now they got basically no chance. Such a bummer, considering how likable derrick rose and the rest of the team are. I just hope the heat get fucked over in the finals again. Lebron james is such a douchebag and i really love watching him lose. Him and derrick rose are like polar opposites. One is a humble guy who's all about the game and not the celebrity bullshit, and the other is a self-centered asshole who cares more about seeing his face on tv than he actually does about being a basketball player. Would've been great to see the bulls take them on, but oh well. I hope derrick rose can recover and be at the same caliber of playing. I heard that it's difficult to come back from a torn ACL and play at the same level tho.

Oh and I don't really watch basketball until playoff time but i'm pulling for the heat.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by NTP

Oh and I don't really watch basketball until playoff time but i'm pulling for the heat.

Lol kill yourself.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by NTP

i'm pulling for the heat.

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Fuck the Heat. I would really like to see Memphis win or OKC even knowing Westbrook can't control his emotions.

[Miley Highrus]

Knicks are going to come back.

So are the bulls.

[Piles of Crack]

Go Bobcats

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Go Bobcats

they get the unibrow

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Go Bobcats

lol one local sports team i refuse to even pretend to root for.

[Miley Highrus]

lul

[Haiti's Space Agency]

nuggers gonna win the series

[Haiti's Space Agency]

DENVER — Denver Nuggets reserve center Chris “Birdman” Andersen has been excused indefinitely from all team-related activities after Douglas County sheriff’s deputies searched his home Thursday as part of an investigation by the department’s Internet Crimes Against Children unit.

[BITCH TITZ]

Damn the little ESPN ticker just said an investigation. I assumed drugs, not molesting or cp

[Miley Highrus]

That sucks. Like the bulls.

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by Unwires

That sucks. Like the bulls.

Yeah they shudda tied it up fuckin asik

[roasted]

birdman sounds fucked, the denver post said he's been under investigation since February.

[Piles of Crack]

That guy is a real piece of work, probably spends the off season sitting in a dingy house getting high on meth and jerking it to CP for 14 hours straight.

[Piles of Crack]

Anyone surprised James won MVP again?

[roasted]

unfortunately no...a bigger question is, anybody surprised that my Nuggets are about to beat the Lakers in game 7?

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by roasted

unfortunately no...a bigger question is, anybody surprised that my Nuggets are about to beat the Lakers in game 7?

I'm certainly not, the Nuggets are legit contenders IMO. I give Kobe credit for putting in the effort the other night when he looked like death but he's still no MJ.

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Originally Posted by Unwires

lul

Lol'd at the bulls looking like shit without DRose. They looked so fucking bad the Bobcats could have beaten them. Mavericks are gonna get DWilliams and win the Championship.

[roasted]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

I'm certainly not, the Nuggets are legit contenders IMO. I give Kobe credit for putting in the effort the other night when he looked like death but he's still no MJ.

I hate Kobe, he's probably the biggest bitch in the NBA. I'm guessing that he'll take 35 FGA tonight. Everytime I see his pouting face I want to kill him.







I hate when he makes this face too (he looks so mean with that vicious under-bite)

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Rondo with anothre triple-dub

[DoubleCupMe]

Originally Posted by a224

Rondo with anothre triple-dub

Aldridge: “As this series goes on, there’s no rest for you guys, there’s a game every other day, you’re an older team, it may be difficult. How do you…”

Rondo: “It may not be. Look at us. We’ll be fine” *Walks away*

lol

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by DoubleCupMe

Aldridge: “As this series goes on, there’s no rest for you guys, there’s a game every other day, you’re an older team, it may be difficult. How do you…”

Rondo: “It may not be. Look at us. We’ll be fine” *Walks away*

lol

Its a bunch of legendary players playing the sixers and they barely won.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Shaq is so retarded on Inside the NBA i hope he doesn't return next season.

[The Big LeBronowski]

hey justin timberlake, hey justin timberlake

[roasted]

Originally Posted by a224

Shaq is so retarded on Inside the NBA i hope he doesn't return next season.

Thats Dr. Shaq to you...

[Miley Highrus]

So kobe is going to the second round and looks like the clippers are too.

If they play in the conference champinship who gets home court?

Anyways lets go pacers!

[BITCH TITZ]

ron artest will not shake harden's hand he says. hope lal get swept which is a good possibility anyway

clippers spurs should be interesting

[Miley Highrus]

I hope lebron and Blake griffen die ASAP.

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Originally Posted by Unwires

I hope lebron and Blake griffen die ASAP.

Preferably Griffin. Then that dirty spic Noah can die.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

so many spurs doubters

[Vlad, King of all Vodkas]

Originally Posted by a224

so many spurs doubters

Spurs are great, Coach Pop defiantly deserved to win COY because he used his players so wisely. Only thing about Spurs is they are an older team and if they go 6 or 7 games, they will get tired and deteriorate.

[The Big LeBronowski]

turned off the lakers after 3rd qtr...76ers game was really good though KG with the illegal screens cost them the game

[roasted]

Originally Posted by BITCH TITZ

Metta World Peace will not shake harden's hand he says. hope lal get swept which is a good possibility anyway

fixd

anyway, I hope artest gets knocked out by Harden (actually I dont, because I'd rather see OKC do well...not win it all, just do well)

[BITCH TITZ]

Originally Posted by roasted

fixd

yeah i'm never gonna call that retard metta world peace.

[Miley Highrus]

OKC looked really good. A lot better than the heat. Anyways I think it's kind of funny Meta World Peace said "I won't shake his hand because I don't shake hands with bench players" lmao I appreciate assholes. I hope after they lose he snaps and punches fans again or something. I'll never feel bad about a guy who gets to live his dream and making millions of dollars a year getting elbowed in the head. Fuck him they all deserve it their lives are too good.

[Miley Highrus]

Originally Posted by Vlad, King of all Vodkas

Spurs are great, Coach Pop defiantly deserved to win COY because he used his players so wisely. Only thing about Spurs is they are an older team and if they go 6 or 7 games, they will get tired and deteriorate.

I think tibs deserves coach of the year and so did everyone else but you can't win twice in a row. The bulls had the best record in the NBA with rose out half the season.