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Old 03-25-2009, 02:18 AM
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Default How Do You Make Your Farts Stink Really Bad?

self explanatory.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:23 AM
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Beans beans
the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot.

so clearly the answer is beans.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:24 AM
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Nothing smells more nasty than Beer farts.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:29 AM
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I ate a bunch of roast garlic last night and my friends say its the worst smell ever.
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Old 03-25-2009, 02:34 AM
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Eat meat, no veggies or fibre.


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Old 03-25-2009, 02:42 AM
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Eat chocolates that are sweetened with sugar alcohol. Sugar alcohol can not be digested by the body. These chocolates can be found in any grocery or drugstore and are packaged in green bags. Your farts will come out smelling like fermented shit buckets and will really stink. If you eat too much tho you will have squirting diarrhea. And some students have been arrested at school for farting, so be warned. Sorbitol and manitol are examples of sugar alcohols.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:29 AM
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Eat chocolates that are sweetened with sugar alcohol. Sugar alcohol can not be digested by the body. These chocolates can be found in any grocery or drugstore and are packaged in green bags. Your farts will come out smelling like fermented shit buckets and will really stink. If you eat too much tho you will have squirting diarrhea. And some students have been arrested at school for farting, so be warned. Sorbitol and manitol are examples of sugar alcohols.
This. Sorbitol is also in some mints, like icebreakers. Eat about half a tin of those and you can clear out just about any room.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:32 AM
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Taco bell and whiskey.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:36 AM
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Beans beans
the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot.

so clearly the answer is beans.
i beg to differ actually. beans make you fart more, but they dont make them stinky


i highly recommend aromatic vegetables. onions and garlic are classics, but i find the most potent to be chives.

ive had several experiences with that.

also, my sister eats lots of dried fruit that are processed with sulfur. her farts are really bad. im not sure if the sulfur increases the H2S content in farts though
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:55 AM
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Sulphur farts from dried fruit smell like absolute hell, and they just keep on coming. You can rip some massive nasty farts by eating a lot of sulphur treated dried fruits. Just be careful you don't blast out an arseload of pressurised shit like I did.
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:02 PM
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Hammer back a pound of the hottest chicken wings you can find, followed by a 12 pack of beer. Next morning, you should have some killer farts/shits.
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:06 PM
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My whey protein and all the egg whites I eat seem to do the trick. A high protein diet will really make your farts horrible.
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Old 03-25-2009, 12:19 PM
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Eat shit.
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Old 03-26-2009, 12:35 AM
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Some old British science show stated that brusslesprouts will give you the worst/best odor above other foods.
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Eat a good amount of Borsch... I once had to eat nothing but that in ration packs and I nearly divorced myself with a brick it was getting so bad.

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Old 03-26-2009, 03:43 AM
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Taco bell and whiskey.
Yes, anything with lots of protein and whiskey, one of the times that I drank an ass load of whiskey, I farted a shit load and each time it smelled like a liquor cabinet filled with rotten salmon eggs and burning flesh!
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:53 AM
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a couple of gallons of sparkling cider will do the trick. I killed like 3 bottles of Martinellis one New Years, and I gassed the room out.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:57 AM
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Eat meat, no veggies or fibre.


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That's the first half. Eat meat + unhealthy shit for a few days. Then eat nothing but Fruit and Veggies.

Your body trying to clean itself out has never smelt so bad (in a good way)

also the classic beans will do if you want fast results.
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I love to eat farts the nastier the better
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