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Old 09-30-2011, 11:11 PM
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Default ive been sticking things up my ass alot yesterday

*recently

like a few days ago i plugged mouthwash to get hii

and earlier this year there was this fat but kinda cute girl and i stole her pen and stuck it up my bum bum cuz i wanted my dna inside her

i fapped 2 it


anyway after that experience ive been sticking pens up my bum alot when i fap and now i do it everyday
but not onyl that i stick it all the way up until i cant get it out w/o taking a shit now
ive been shitting little yellow clumps for the last few days which mite have 2 do with the pens not being steriles
yesterday ii even tuched an organ up my as and i can still feel it it feels like my balls


am i fukd up?
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:12 PM
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think you're kinda mad bro, but i respect you for that.
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:15 PM
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think you're kinda mad bro, but i respect you for that.
i wanna find a picture of that girl
she had black hir and bue eyes and big tits
she could bear a baby well
i wanna ride her would then be bright pink ass all nite
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:16 PM
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Troll.
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:17 PM
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:21 PM
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Troll.
do u want?
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:22 PM
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Yes please. A pic of your yellow shit with your username visible in the picture.
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:23 PM
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:24 PM
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Mmk. I'm waiting.
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:26 PM
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Goddamnit zoklet why is everyone shoving shit up their asshole lately!!?!?!
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:27 PM
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:35 PM
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:37 PM
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tonite or tommorow or moar i shit like twice a weke but i will delivar
I recommend you consume more fiber. . .
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Old 09-30-2011, 11:51 PM
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why yesterday?
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:02 AM
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Anybody else remember the incident with the stuck highlighter? Who was it that did that again? that thread was lulzy
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yeah cuz u know everything about assholes cuz ur birthname is BungHole


i know so much more than u in every field including geometry and grammer and the like

kill urself fuckin faggot
Well, actually my birth name is Bung Hole, so it goes to show how smart you are with your grammar. And I know everything there is about assholes, I'm a professional analogoist. Got my PhD from Harvard.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:06 AM
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yeah cuz u know everything about assholes cuz ur birthname is BungHole


i know so much more than u in every field including geometry and grammer and the like

kill urself fuckin faggot
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:09 AM
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i know its not cuz im ur dad

i beat up myself homo
Why did you leave me in a basket in the crater on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro, daddy?
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yeah i can spell u jelly
No, actually i'm motherfucking_toast. Are you peanut butter by chance?


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cuz u are that ugly
The local Bantu tribesmen tell me I'm quite beautiful though.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:13 AM
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Waiting for pic.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:14 AM
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Waiting for pic.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:19 AM
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Anybody else remember the incident with the stuck highlighter? Who was it that did that again? that thread was lulzy
Who doesn't remember that? That was one of the greatest threads on Totse. HTS-Noob.

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Who doesn't remember that? That was one of the greatest threads on Zoklet. HTS-Noob.
yeah, I came here feeling nostalgic about the good-old-days, but I was bitterly mis-led and trapped in a troll thread
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:31 AM
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Was it a Zebra F301? I fuckin' love Zebra F301s.
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Old 10-01-2011, 03:07 AM
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Who doesn't remember that? That was one of the greatest threads on Totse. HTS-Noob.
Yup. I'm talking to him on msn right now. <3
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Me too. Feels good man.
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