Getting hit on at work sucks.

[J.P.W]

It happens all the time but I get uncomfortable while it happens when I'm wearing my uniform. Tips?

[yawanur]

quit working at chip n dales

[yawanur]

...you sexy beast!

[Vizier]

Tell them you have a 4 inch cock.

[J.P.W]

I dont work as a stripper and im not quitting my job because I get harrased by pretty women.

[faggot]

why does your uniform make it awkward to talk to pretty women?

what about when you're not wearing your uniform?

[Iehovah]

Trailer park ladies dig the garbage collection men, what can you do?

It's the old saying about "birds of a feather" and all that.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by faggot

why does your uniform make it awkward to talk to pretty women?

what about when you're not wearing your uniform?

It doesnt really make it awkward, I'm just unable to get anywhere with the flirting. Mental block or something, I take my work far too srs.

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I take my work far too srs.

watsyajob?

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Get uglier.

[Saline Colors]

Yeah it's fucking annoying. I hate it. Especially by superiors because you can't tell them to fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Saline Colors

Yeah it's fucking annoying. I hate it. Especially by superiors because you can't tell them to fuck off.

You love it, don't lie. Women love being hit on, it makes them feel good either because they like the guy or they get the joy of rejecting somebody.

[takedrugs_killpeople]

Itt jpw fails at bragging

[Saline Colors]

Originally Posted by ^

You love it, don't lie. Women love being hit on, it makes them feel good either because they like the guy or they get the joy of rejecting somebody.

What the fuck did your mother do to you?

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by ^

the joy of rejecting somebody

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Originally Posted by Saline Colors

What the fuck did your mother do to you?

Nothing particularly bad. Why?

[Jive Talka]

When I was a bouncer I used to get hit on all the time (girls and guys alike),and the only time I wasn't flattered was when some dumb sorority girl would try to bat her eyes and sweet talk me into letting her underaged-ass in or when they would try to distract me from noticing the airplane bottles her and her stupid friends would try to sneak into the bathrooms.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Jive Talka

When I was a bouncer I used to get hit on all the time (girls and guys alike),and the only time I wasn't flattered was when some dumb sorority girl would try to bat her eyes and sweet talk me into letting her underaged-ass in or when they would try to distract me from noticing the airplane bottles her and her stupid friends would try to sneak into the bathrooms.

I see that shit all the time and take tremendous delight in ruining their night with not helping them get in. The bouncer's love it even more

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by yawanur

watsyajob?

I work as security at an exhibition centre, I wear a 3-piece suit.

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Originally Posted by yawanur

What? Girls love rejecting people.

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Originally Posted by J.P.W

I work as security at an exhibition centre, I wear a 3-piece suit.

Dirty your lovely 3 piece suit up a bit, that might help.

[Unnecessary~surgery]

Stop having a 4 inch penis, then maybe it wouldnt be a problem.

[Psych]

You wear a three piece suit yet refer to it as a uniform...

You make minimum wage, you rent a cop.

[靠rent-a-jew輩]

Just because a customer smiles when you give her a sausage and egg Mc.Muffin doesn't mean that she's hitting on you. you noncey cunt.

[Other Side of the Pillow]

Indirectly tell them you're gay by mentioning how much you like decorating and shopping.

[whocares]

Quit working at hooters.

[The American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I work as security at an exhibition centre, I wear a 3-piece suit.

Take a five minute smoke break and get the ladies number. Start the chitchat and end it abruptly after a few minutes saying that you are getting radioed in about a rowdy customer and have to take care of business. "Oh hey, I didn't get your number. What are you doing later today? I get off work at ____."

Winning.

[Jive Talka]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

I see that shit all the time and take tremendous delight in ruining their night with not helping them get in. The bouncer's love it even more

You, sir, are a fucking hero.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by Psych

You wear a three piece suit yet refer to it as a uniform...

You make minimum wage, you rent a cop.

I make more than average wage, thanks.

Originally Posted by 靠rent-a-jew輩

Just because a customer smiles when you give her a sausage and egg Mc.Muffin doesn't mean that she's hitting on you. you noncey cunt.

I know when a woman is hitting on me.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by ^

What? Girls love rejecting people.

No they don't.

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Originally Posted by TrustedDr.Watson

No they don't.

They delight in it, it makes them feel good about themselves, some try to hide it but they do generally.

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by The American Gentleman

Take a five minute smoke break and get the ladies number. Start the chitchat and end it abruptly after a few minutes saying that you are getting radioed in about a rowdy customer and have to take care of business. "Oh hey, I didn't get your number. What are you doing later today? I get off work at ____."

Winning.

This. If the chitchat was going well, I'd give the guy my number.

[J.P.W]

Originally Posted by The American Gentleman

Take a five minute smoke break and get the ladies number. Start the chitchat and end it abruptly after a few minutes saying that you are getting radioed in about a rowdy customer and have to take care of business. "Oh hey, I didn't get your number. What are you doing later today? I get off work at ____."

Winning.

I'm going to try this.

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by ^

They delight in it, it makes them feel good about themselves, some try to hide it but they do generally.

for what it's worth I only feel good about rejecting men who are sleazy from the get go. If one were to come up to me and say "nice tits, want to fuck?" I'd take some pleasure in telling him to fuck off. but I never delight in saying no thanks to a normal guy, I don't like hurting anyone's feelings.

[47 47 47]

They're trying to sweet talk their way inside

[Duelist]

Are you a 6'3" bulgarian studmuffin? if so, I suggest you entertain the advances of the socially awkward asian who frequently passes by you without eye contact.

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Originally Posted by Captain Mandrake

for what it's worth I only feel good about rejecting men who are sleazy from the get go. If one were to come up to me and say "nice tits, want to fuck?" I'd take some pleasure in telling him to fuck off. but I never delight in saying no thanks to a normal guy, I don't like hurting anyone's feelings.

I don't believe you. You already said you enjoy rejecting "sleazy" guys, it's not a far step to always enjoy it.

Edit: Don't lie, the idea of some guy sitting in his room crying his eyes out cause you rejected him gives you thrills. It's just your vicious vapid nature.

[The American Gentleman]

Originally Posted by J.P.W

I'm going to try this.

let us know how it goes.

[Jesus "Fuck Lepers" Christ]

Originally Posted by ^

I don't believe you. You already said you enjoy rejecting "sleazy" guys, it's not a far step to always enjoy it.

Edit: Don't lie, the idea of some guy sitting in his room crying his eyes out cause you rejected him gives you thrills. It's just your vicious vapid nature.

lol you got your heart broken pretty bad it sounds like

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

I know JPW, it's the worst, right up there with having too much money. Life is such a bitch, ugh.