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Old 10-05-2011, 11:46 PM
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We all knew it was coming, but today Jobs died of cancer.

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Old 10-05-2011, 11:53 PM
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In before mac fanboy mass seppuku. A shame though. I might not be too crazy about apple computers, but just from a purely aesthetic point of view he's led the company and their products in a hell of an influential and positive direction. Ah well, let's see how their stock holds up tomorrow
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Good night, sweet prince. just logged into post this.
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Old 10-05-2011, 11:55 PM
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In before mac fanboy mass seppuku. A shame though. I might not be too crazy about apple computers, but just from a purely aesthetic point of view he's led the company and their products in a hell of an influential and positive direction. Ah well, let's see how their stock holds up tomorrow
Stocks won't chnge cuz he already resigned and what in the world does ur opinion on apple products have to do with his death?
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Shit is already in This Just In.
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Old 10-06-2011, 01:55 AM
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Yo that bitch dead.
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That's weird man, I totally heard that he had it and then forgot. Shows how disconnected we are as a culture, that you can be totally shocked hearing the news of someone's death who you knew was dying from cancer.
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Old 10-06-2011, 02:08 AM
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He was an American entrepreneurial folk hero. I hate Macintosh as much as the next guy, but Jobs was rags-to-riches self made man. Plus he had good business sense if he was able to compete with Microsoft for so many years.
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Old 10-06-2011, 02:44 AM
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That's weird man, I totally heard that he had it and then forgot. Shows how disconnected we are as a culture, that you can be totally shocked hearing the news of someone's death who you knew was dying from cancer.

doesn't say anything about our culture, just says a lot about your memory, man
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Old 10-06-2011, 05:56 AM
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He was an American entrepreneurial folk hero. I hate Macintosh as much as the next guy, but Jobs was rags-to-riches self made man. Plus he had good business sense if he was able to compete with Microsoft for so many years.
He did more than compete, he innovated in new markets. If Microsoft had put as much into the mobile market game as Apple did back in the early 2000s, the world as we know it would be changed. He was truly an insane example of an entrepreneur in this sense.
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Old 10-06-2011, 03:16 PM
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Shit, I give Bill Gates props for even staying on the map with shit apple had.
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Old 10-06-2011, 03:43 PM
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I'm sorry but I guess i'm just in the "un" know, but I don't think I had ever even heard of him. But he must have been really important and influential because there are like 20 people posting about it on facebook.
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So what?
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How does he know?
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I'm sorry but I guess i'm just in the "un" know, but I don't think I had ever even heard of him. But he must have been really important and influential because there are like 20 people posting about it on facebook.
Well, on the chance that you're serious, Jobs, along with Steve Wozniak and Ronald Wayne, founded Apple computers. Steve Wozniak dropped out after making his fortune and went on to do things like putting the US festivals in LA in the 80's. Ronald Wayne sold his 10% share of Apple a few weeks after it's founding for $800. That 10% todays would be worth - or so I read - 35 billion. That's gotta hurt.

But it was Steve Jobs who stuck around and [i]really[i] made Apple what it is today. You can thank him for the Mac computers, the iPod, the iPhone, among other things.

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Well, on the chance that you're serious, Jobs, along with Steve Wozniak and Ronald Wayne, founded Apple computers. Steve Wozniak dropped out after making his fortune and went on to do things like putting the US festivals in LA in the 80's. Ronald Wayne sold his 10% share of Apple a few weeks after it's founding for $800. That 10% todays would be worth - or so I read - 35 billion. That's gotta hurt.

But it was Steve Jobs who stuck around and [i]really[i] made Apple what it is today. You can thank him for the Mac computers, the iPod, the iPhone, among other things.
Yeah I was being serious. So it sounds like he was a pretty wise man.
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Old 10-06-2011, 09:32 PM
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I don't know about wise, but he was one smart cookie [pun intended].
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I don't know about wise, but he was one smart cookie [pun intended].
I'm a little high, so I'm not quite understanding the pun....
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Oh apple and cookie are food

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He's been completely baked. He's roasted and done.
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Just yesterday while trying to clear old music off my iPod I wished him dead. I feel powerful. God damn I hate Apple.
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Old 10-07-2011, 12:09 AM
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You killed Steve Jobs. We have a murderer among us.
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Just yesterday while trying to clear old music off my iPod I wished him dead. I feel powerful. God damn I hate Apple.
Yet you still buy their products...


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I'm a little high, so I'm not quite understanding the pun....

Cookies, as in cookies used in internet browsing.

I didn't say it was a good pun...
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Yet you still buy their products...





Cookies, as in cookies used in internet browsing.

I didn't say it was a good pun...
Ah, okay. lol

Also, inb4 "I didn't BUY it, it was GIVEN to me/I stole it/it's my girlfriend's(like he really has a girlfriend)"
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How do we know that he didn't upload himself and is now watching our every move?
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There is not a more desrving bastard then Steve Jobs

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Those turtleneck sweaters Jobs wore were used for auto-erotic asphyxiation back in the 90s before Jobs came out of the closet or at least was caught sucking dick in public.
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Let the death of the faggot IPOD commence

Fuck you apple queers and I hope you all rape jobs lily ass in the afterlife
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Let the death of the faggot IPOD commence

Fuck you apple queers and I hope you all rape jobs lily ass in the afterlife
You realize that by the time Jobs died he wasn't ceo, right? He hasn't been ceo for about 3 years, actually.
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doesn't say anything about our culture, just says a lot about your memory, man
Huh? no i was commenting on the isolating effect computers can have on ppl. you dumbass....it was a good joke!
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You realize that by the time Jobs died he wasn't ceo, right? He hasn't been ceo for about 3 years, actually.
Still a fag and still a douche no matter how long he wasn't in charge

He infected the world with the fucking Ifag phone and pods
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Yet you still buy their products...
It was a gift.
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Still a fag and still a douche no matter how long he wasn't in charge

He infected the world with the fucking Ifag phone and pods
I think Bill Gates is a bigger jew.
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