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Who's the strongest fictional character in hand to hand combat?

Goku? Hulk? Superman?

It's that thread again. I say Goku, seeing as he can fight even while DEAD.
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Old 10-07-2011, 04:33 AM
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God, obviously.

And this is in the wrong secion.
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Old 10-07-2011, 04:38 AM
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Superman is physically strongest.
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the hulk because he's the gayest
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Hulk because he has super retard strength.
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:36 PM
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Only when he mad though.
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Superman can only be stopped by something that doesn't even actually exist...
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Default Re: Alright nerds, who wins?

super saiyans are always the best of the best

if a super saiyan can beat a jedi knight. they can beat anything.
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Old 10-08-2011, 03:03 AM
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if a super saiyan can beat a jedi knight. they can beat anything.
Lol, seriously? Can Jedi Knights teleport and blow the shit out of entire planets?
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Old 10-08-2011, 03:11 AM
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Bruce Lee.

Even dead he still wins!
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Old 10-08-2011, 03:15 AM
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If anyone's even watched a single episode of dragonball, they would understand that every super hero combined couldn't take on goku.
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Hulk is strongest there is.
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Old 10-08-2011, 03:23 AM
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Default Re: Alright nerds, who wins?

Superman can't even kill Lex Luther, and he's just some old nigga with cancer.

Goku ftw
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As a kid if you didn't raise your hands to the air to give Goku your power for a spiritbomb you fucking fail at life.
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Actually Broly was the most powerfull saiyan.

In a 1v1, hell.. even 1v5 Broly wins, mostly.




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Old 10-08-2011, 04:22 PM
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How was Broly killed? Besides that happened when Goku wasn't even Super Sayain 3 or whatever. He does look fucking badass though, totally forgotten about him.

Oh nvm, nigga was pushed through the fucking sun, lol.
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How was Broly killed? Besides that happened when Goku wasn't even Super Sayain 3 or whatever. He does look fucking badass though, totally forgotten about him.
Check the end of the flick, Goku and Vegeta does the merge thingy and takes him out.
But none of them would be able to beat Broly alone.
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:26 PM
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They all make my scouter explode, so its hard to tell.

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If anyone's even watched a single episode of dragonball, they would understand that every super hero combined couldn't take on goku.
All the super heroes combined couldn't even take krillin

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Krillin revived more times than Jesus.
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:34 PM
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^ Lmao Thats a good point But in all honesty i believe the only character that could be beaten by superman or the hulk would the tiens little clown friend
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:37 PM
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Check the end of the flick, Goku and Vegeta does the merge thingy and takes him out.
But none of them would be able to beat Broly alone.
False.

Broly was beaten by Goku in the first movie, Gohan and Goten in the second, and Goten and Trunks in the 3rd.

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I read OP closer. Hand-to-hand only? This should be obvious...



Also, found this *snicker*


the image is called Big Boss & Ocelot CQC

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False.

Broly was beaten by Goku in the first movie, Gohan and Goten in the second, and Goten and Trunks in the 3rd.

My bad, nerd!!
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So I think no fictional character can defeat Goku in combat.
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So I think no fictional character can defeat Goku in combat.


Sorry, that was totally uncalled for.
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So I think no fictional character can defeat Goku in combat.
Unless it's someone like Galactus or The Sentry, I'd say no.

Honestly, how the hell can you beat someone who can blow up planets with his pinky?
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No exceptions.
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No exceptions.
I found this.

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first off, making assumptions on the strengths of characters you obviously no nothing about is pretty damn lame, Goku is is indeed strong but superman is actually quite a bit stronger. how? Goku at his most powerful form has a class strength of +100 meaning he can lift around 100 tons maybe a bit more. superman at regular is also class +100, at his strongest is is significantly more than that. now if you wanna look at speed, Goku is capable of going mach +1000 (340,290 meters/s) which is most definately no joke, that is ******* fast, but there have been instances in the comic books where superman has achieved speeds 5 times faster than the speed of light (930,000 miles/sec) (on a side note, the flash is faster than superman being massively faster than the faster than light and speed is a key factor in force as well, and with the speed flash is capable of punching, it can be theoretically as powerful as punching you with a white dwarf star so he's no slouch in combat either). finally your argument on weaknesses, yes superman has a weakness to kryptonite but again at his strongest he grows an immunity to it so there goes that.
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Where the fuck did they get those numbers?

Goku is a "class 100" strength and he moves at "mach +1000"?

How would they even know that?
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Goku teleports to a planet with no sun or whatever. Goku rapes Superman in the asshole.
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I think whiteout is the most powerful. And who's Goku?
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I think whiteout is the most powerful. And who's Goku?
Whiteout? Really? She's a woman ffs.

And who's Goku? Nigga did you grow up in Somalia with no tv? You best be trolling.
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Where the fuck did they get those numbers?

Goku is a "class 100" strength and he moves at "mach +1000"?

How would they even know that?
But Goku knows instantaneious Transmission(sp?) Which makes it possible to go from one end of the universe to the other instantly And also kiao-ken makes him drastically stronger. I totally agree with Vizier Goku rapes all.

Also even if superman was stronger Goku proves time and time again when faced with adversity he will become stronger than his rival.
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Fucks sake Goku can still fight while dead. Remember when he was fighting Buu or some other shit with a halo on his head? Total mindfuck right there.
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-Goku has died from planet destroying moves. Superman has LIVED from a attack meant to destroy the galaxy
-Goku can lift only around 40tons while a figure on Superman's strength is around 800,000tons
-Superman can move faster then light speed, while it takes Goku several minutes to fly around his own planet
-Superman has achieved interstellar flight, and while guko can IT he must lock onto someones energy to do so.
- While Guko may have Superman out gunned Superman's laser vision can melt anything known to man. and also if they were to fight, i can bet you they wouldn't be shooting each other, it would be close and personal.

And also He can hurl planets through space, he has blown out a star(like a candle), he has created a star by smashing two moons together, He has held a miniature black hole in the palm of his hand.

Finally in closing, Superman has also destroyed a solar system by sneezing.
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Whiteout? Really? She's a woman ffs.

And who's Goku? Nigga did you grow up in Somalia with no tv? You best be trolling.


All I know about Goku is that he's some character on a show called Dragonball Z that used to be on Toonami, when I was a kid. The show consisted of nothing but guys grunting. At least that's all I'm able to recall.
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