What Everyone Is Too Polite to Say About Steve Jobs

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

Let's dig him up and fuck him on Wall Street as a lesson to all the Suits.

Ah yeah man we gonna get them fuckin SUITS! Haha yeah IT'S THE TOWNSHIP REBELLION1!! UGHN YEAH BULLS ON PARADE FRAGGA FRAGGA DING DONGA ASD'FIHA'WEF8YASD;IFGASEFAEFNABSDFNVASDFGATOSSYFEC ESSDFAGSIDFASD SPLICHA SPLAHCHA SCHWAGA FUGGA FUGGA GOOGA GOOGA BOOBOOOBOOBOOBOBOOO!!! Well, that was fun! I just got one of those bullshit liberal feel-good moments! Maybe this will satisfy me for a couple of days. Yeah we're tearin' it all down and replacing it with something NEW! Something like Communizzzmmmm!!! As soon as we can figure out how to make this shit work... Without actually working! Haha! Oh, shit, is that man pointing a gun in my face? RUN, YA'LL, RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn *BOOM*

[Bale]

My professor, during some test, said "Oh,,,I printed these out from my Mac. How sad".

Every "awwed" and sighed, and I let out an "ehh". I look up to silence and the whole class turned at me in confusion and disgust.

"You don't heed at the cock of (dead) Steve Jobs?"



Fuck him. People get all uppity about the death of a computer salesman, but no one gives a damn about the future sciences that cater to more important things such as gee I don't know health and....

Actually, fuck it. Clearly there is nothing more important than a pocket size device that lets you play all of your movies and music anywhere you damn please. But you all are stupid pathetic little runts who live life vicariously through semi-stronger willed individuals who create nicely packaged turds for you to sink your teeth into.

Have you seen the new George Clooney movie? Yeah! Fuck this generation, they listen to Justin Bieber, I listen to Zeppelin man! Yeah! I'm an individual!


I'm only sorry the dead bastard didn't create an iBomb, an app for V-2 missiles to launch out of every hipsters ass whenever they are forced by their manager (who wears a Broken Social Scene shirt on the weekend) to shave their neckbeards before strolling into work at noon with the stench of Trader Joe's shits.

BLAST OFF BLICERO FUCKERS!

[007GoldenShower]

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[STD]

Also Steve Jobs didn't actually make those Chinese sweat shop slaves do their thing, it's their own fault for not rising above what amounts to slave labour.

[Lanny]

Originally Posted by STD

Also Steve Jobs didn't actually make those Chinese sweat shop slaves do their thing, it's their own fault for not rising above what amounts to slave labour.

[T.K. Baha]

Like someone else said though, after trying to copy music from my IPod back to my PC I wished his death too. Hopefully Bill Gates is next for Windows ME.