Stalker Sister

[Dark Destroyer]

guys.....damn
i need your help
i go out with this girls sister(Cat short for Catherine)....
but this girl(Shel short for Shelby) dont know it......yet
me and Cat dont live together yet, but were thinking about it....
the problem is....Shel loves the hell outta me but i dont return the feeling....
its gotten to the fucking point shes taking all her anger and shit out on Cat and its starting to piss me off....
Cat doesnt want me to mention anything, and i dont, because i know if i do Shel will make her life a living HELL....and i dont want that
how can i tell her(Shel) to fuck off, but in a nice way?
and not see her take it out on her older sister?

[M. Samuel Chevalier]

fuck them both then dump the cat beastilty is funky shite

[1983]

Originally Posted by Dark Destroyer

how can i let Shel down.....

A well comes to mind... Or a sky scraper... She doesn't seem all that stable so get her to write you a love letter and place a brick on it and one little shove later problem solved.

Al

[The English Gentleman]

Best plan is to bang them both at the same time or at least in quick succession. However if you are burdened with a concience then I would just tell Shel that you are a man of priniciples and you would never dump whats her name. Try and set Shel up with someone? It sounds like her beaver is not getting much use.

[VolcanBaru]

Originally Posted by The English Gentleman

Best plan is to bang them both at the same time or at least in quick succession. However if you are burdened with a concience then I would just tell Shel that you are a man of priniciples and you would never dump whats her name. Try and set Shel up with someone? It sounds like her beaver is not getting much use.

THIS


and their mom too.

[johnplywd]

gee what a terrible problem

[Raptor Ribs]

Well I just mentioned something about Seinfeld, so why not go for a double.

Do the same thing here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x55ouYYMUu4

Try to get shelby to have a threesome with her sister, but don't let her know you're already involved with cat. Just be like "so you sis is pretty hot, think we could have a threesome?"

And the video should take it from there.

Your welcome.

[Rocko]

I have a sister that stalks me too. It's annoying.

[FrankyDiesel]

Sounds like you got yourself a fatal attraction.

Them being sisters makes it even more difficult.I got nothing.

[BLACKCOCKLOVER]

Originally Posted by FrankyDiesel

Sounds like you got yourself a fatal attraction.

Them being sisters makes it even more difficult.I got nothing.

Hes just got a big black dick that shel just cant get enough of. He doesnt call himself the dark destroyer for nothing.

[Dark Destroyer]

Originally Posted by BLACKCOCKLOVER

Hes just got a big black dick that shel just cant get enough of. He doesnt call himself the dark destroyer for nothing.

omfg....lol this could be the problem....

Originally Posted by Rocko

I have a sister that stalks me too. It's annoying.

this made me laugh so fucking hard

[Valheru]

Sister threesome. WTF is wrong with you. DO IT NAO.

[Speedy]

Originally Posted by Rocko

I have a sister that stalks me too. It's annoying.

LOL

Originally Posted by Valheru

Sister threesome. WTF is wrong with you. DO IT NAO.

yeah what the fuck is wrong u op?!

GET TO IT NOWWWW NOW NOWW

[Raptor Ribs]

I don't get the pic rocko posted! Can someone explain it to me?

[Dark Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Raptor Ribs

I don't get the pic rocko posted! Can someone explain it to me?

you know the game Bioshock?
you know the Big Daddies?

Bioshock 2 has Big Sister instead of Big Daddies

[Dark Destroyer]

Originally Posted by Valheru

Sister threesome. WTF is wrong with you. DO IT NAO.

In the works now

[samguy700]

ask for a polygamous relationship.

[Rocko]

Originally Posted by Raptor Ribs

I don't get the pic rocko posted! Can someone explain it to me?

That's Bioshock 2's Big Sister. It spends most of the game stalking and trying to kill you.

Or so we've heard, anyway, the game isn't out yet. I just posted it on the off chance that someone was nerdy enough to get it.

[Dark Destroyer]

hmmmmmm...
bit of a dilema mates
i think i may have fucked up some where along da line
the sis is over me....but a chick named celeste wants me more than my current girl.....
shes waaaaaaayyy fucking hotter than the one im with now
im goin with her to the movies
but the one im with now loves me like a pervert loves a fuck doll....
fuckin shit.......lol
ahhh well the worse that could happen is i end up fucking both of em (yeah maybe at the same time, i got a plan) and leave the bedroom a bachelor again.....ahhhhh fuck lol