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I seriously don't know what happened, but I fucked up my big toe some kinna bad. You know how sometimes you will hit your toe and the nail can break off? Anyway, the nail never came off my toe, but now I have a new toenail thats been growing behind it. I can feel the difference between the new and old nail, and the new nail is defiantly growing under it....




For some reason, I am in no pain from this. It doesn't even feel weird or funny. The pic makes it look more painful than what it really is. Did this ever happen to anybody? Im not too concerned about it at the moment, but what should I do? Should I just leave it alone and let it do its thing or what?
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:40 PM
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I would ask a doctor, but wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably have an ugly toe forever though.
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To me, it doesn't look like an extra toenail, but rather, a mass of congealed blood underneath the existing nail.

I smashed my thumb like a motherfucker between a loading dock and a truck once, and it looked like that. The pressure under the nail built up so heavily, I had to take a needle and heat it up to red hot, and shove it through the nail itself.

The pressure released, sending a spray of blood everywhere, and I immediately felt better.
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...You'll probably have an ugly toe forever though.
I've come to accept this. My toes go off in some crazy directions. Its like I got little toe claws or something.
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Do this:
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:55 PM
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To me, it doesn't look like an extra toenail, but rather, a mass of congealed blood underneath the existing nail.

I smashed my thumb like a motherfucker between a loading dock and a truck once, and it looked like that. The pressure under the nail built up so heavily, I had to take a needle and heat it up to red hot, and shove it through the nail itself.

The pressure released, sending a spray of blood everywhere, and I immediately felt better.
Thats the thing though... I feel no pain or discomfort from the thing. I can even push down on the nail and it doesn't bother me. I've had this for months now.

And its definatly a toenail growing. I can rub my finger over it and feel the new nail 'drop off' and the older nail is definatly above it. If you look at my older nail, you can see the change in color from one end to the other, like its almost been lifted off somewhat.
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Old 10-15-2011, 10:57 PM
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Here it is from another angle
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Here it is from another angle
Eh, are you using a camera phone? This second pic is too blurry to make out any real detail.

If it truly is a second nail growing under the existing one, as long as it isn't causing you any pain or discomfort, I would leave it alone.

It's likely that the second nail will force the existing one off, leaving you with only one nail.

Should it begin to cause you pain or discomfort though, I'd seek the advice of a doctor immediately.
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You should probably just cut your foot off before it infects the rest of your body so that your evil twin that you absorbed while still in the womb doesn't escape your body and take over the world.
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I've come to accept this. My toes go off in some crazy directions. Its like I got little toe claws or something.
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Eh, are you using a camera phone? This second pic is too blurry to make out any real detail.

If it truly is a second nail growing under the existing one, as long as it isn't causing you any pain or discomfort, I would leave it alone.

It's likely that the second nail will force the existing one off, leaving you with only one nail.

Should it begin to cause you pain or discomfort though, I'd seek the advice of a doctor immediately.
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Some may think my toe be fugly. I think it gives me character.
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This happened to me on my little toe. The nail underneath should eventually push out the top one and take its place no problem.

However, since this is a big nail, it might be really well adhered. You should try wiggling the top nail periodically just so that it gets loose enough to move out of the way when the nail underneath grows to full size. Otherwise you might be running the risk of an ingrown toenail later on.
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You must be seeing some "doctor" in an abandoned warehouse if it only costs you $20.

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Hey, i know its like years later, but this is happening to me now! What happened with yours? I don't know if i should go to the doctor or leave it be. It doesn't hurt and it feels like a nail underneath. Everything you described is the same for me. Please tell me what you did/if it cleared up/ if i need a doctor. Thank you!
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I had all my toenails removed a couple years ago when I went through chemo. Best choice I ever made.
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Hey, i know its like years later, but this is happening to me now! What happened with yours? I don't know if i should go to the doctor or leave it be. It doesn't hurt and it feels like a nail underneath. Everything you described is the same for me. Please tell me what you did/if it cleared up/ if i need a doctor. Thank you!
It took care of itself. I never went to a doctor, nor did I give it any special treatment. I just kept cutting my nails like I normally do. That last piece of the old nail almost fused together with the new nail. It was thick as hell. I was never in any pain or discomfort at any time.
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You must be seeing some "doctor" in an abandoned warehouse if it only costs you $20.

+ = no more toenail.
Apparently that combination works wonders for DIY medicine. Google "DIY Dentistry" there's an article about some British dentist (lol) who decided to pull one of his teeth using a pair of vice grips and a bottle of cheap scotch.
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Hey, i know its like years later, but this is happening to me now! What happened with yours? I don't know if i should go to the doctor or leave it be. It doesn't hurt and it feels like a nail underneath. Everything you described is the same for me. Please tell me what you did/if it cleared up/ if i need a doctor. Thank you!


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Had near exact same thing happen last year. smashed my toe with a 65gal water trough and it turned black. Kept it trimmed upand let the new nail grown. I didn't remove it until it was nearly ready on it's own because there was still some live tissue attached, if there wasn't I would have probably just removed it then and there.Took about 6months to finally come off, and about a year for the new nail to grown out all the way.
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