Have space in your home? Want your electricity and internet paid for?

[ThunderDownUnder]

I'll start by saying I need someone in the state of NSW or in the South Queensland area on the NSW border.

THIS WILL NOT REQUIRE YOU TO DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL, AND THE PURPOSE OF THIS IN ITSELF CAN NOT GET YOU OR I ARRESTED, FINED OR OTHER.

Do you have space in your home that you wouldn't mind being used up in exchange for making your life a bit easier?

Due to a recent expansion in one of my endeavours, I have run out of storage space. I need somewhere to house 10 desktop computers (with a net value of around $10,000 AUD).

If someone were to let me set these up in their home, I would be willing to pay their electricity bill along with providing their home with free internet (unlimited usage per month, not a shitty little plan).

I will require you to sign a legally binding contract for the purpose of in the event you were to tamper with/remove the computers or the software they are running.

I will not require regular access to your home, as I can manage the desktops by remote access.

If, at a later stage, you became interested in assisting in managing these desktops and the software they are running, I may be able to offer you compensation for that.

If you have any questions or are interested, post here. If you would, for some reason, like to remain anonymous, you may PM me instead.

[HampTheToker]

Must be a gold farmer.

How's that workin for ya?

[ThunderDownUnder]

Good enough to expand to 10 more desktops I suppose. Although some of my accounts just got fucked over by a recent game update.

[Captain Falcon]

Shut up, gold farmer.

[Tachosomoza]

Moved to the Trading Pit.

[ChinaCat]

the fucks a gold farmer?

ive only farmed mud, many a year ago.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

the fucks a gold farmer?

ive only farmed mud, many a year ago.

Yeah, while your father was swindling people out of 700 bucks a piece on laptops. So, how is Terrence doing, again? I remember his prison sentence was only 2 years long.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Don't derail my fucking thread.

And thanks for the move, Tacho

[Captain Falcon]

I will derail whatever I want. I am Captain Motherfucking Falcon, bitch.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

This is actually copy/pasta from a scam e-mail. The sender sends a bogus cashier's check to the person to "buy the computers" and the asks to "send the extra" back overseas, and once the victim puts the bogus check into their bank account it clears temporarily until the fraud is discovered, but any funds sent back to the sender, and any funds taken on the check thus far, are billed back to the victim's bank account.

proof?

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

This is actually copy/pasta from a scam e-mail. The sender sends a bogus cashier's check to the person to "buy the computers" and the asks to "send the extra" back overseas, and once the victim puts the bogus check into their bank account it clears temporarily until the fraud is discovered, but any funds sent back to the sender, and any funds taken on the check thus far, are billed back to the victim's bank account.

That's a retarded accusation, you think I live in Kenya or something?

I already have the computers on hand, and I asked for someone living in NSW or southern QLD so they are close enough for me to bring them there and set them up.

[Ph0x]

OP, You probably would have had a more on-topic thread if you were more up-front about the purpose of said servers.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by phox

OP, You probably would have had a more on-topic thread if you were more up-front about the purpose of said servers.

Look at the first reply to my thread, they assume I am gold farming.

Then look at my reply to that assumption, basically confirming that assumption to be true.

[Captain Falcon]

Fuck you, Alfred Bitchcock

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Fuck you, Alfred Bitchcock

OK, you know what? If I am able to find a reliable person to house my computers, I will buy you a round-trip ticket to San Francisco, Business Class flying United Airlines, and a 4-night stay in a SF Hotel.

The condition is that you must fly in on the morning of the 17th of December, the same day I am flying into San Francisco from Australia. During that encounter, I will severely beat you. Then you can have a nice holiday recuperating in SF.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by ThunderDownUnder

OK, you know what? If I am able to find a reliable person to house my computers, I will buy you a round-trip ticket to San Francisco, Business Class flying United Airlines, and a 4-night stay in a SF Hotel.

The condition is that you must fly in on the morning of the 17th of December, the same day I am flying into San Francisco from Australia. During that encounter, I will severely beat you. Then you can have a nice holiday recuperating in SF.

Please give me your residential address so that my cameraman and I can have a word with you.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Please give me your residential address so that my cameraman and I can have a word with you.

Which address? I am registered as 'residing in' California, Idaho, NSW and QLD.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by ThunderDownUnder

That's a retarded accusation, you think I live in Kenya or something?

I already have the computers on hand, and I asked for someone living in NSW or southern QLD so they are close enough for me to bring them there and set them up.

You don't have to live in Africa to pull this scam, by the way. You can open a bank account with stolen details, right here in the good old USA. The feds say that the bank has to make your money available from the cashier's check the next business day after deposit. If they get suspicious, they'll slap a hold on it, but if the check is legitimate appearing enough, it'll be processed. It takes a long time for the check to actually be verified, and the money will be long gone before it comes back bogus.

[Captain Falcon]

Originally Posted by ThunderDownUnder

Which address? I am registered as 'residing in' California, Idaho, NSW and QLD.

Where you reside right now, so my cameraman and I can have a word with you

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

You don't have to live in Africa to pull this scam, by the way. You can open a bank account with stolen details, right here in the good old USA. The feds say that the bank has to make your money available from the cashier's check the next business day after deposit. If they get suspicious, they'll slap a hold on it, but if the check is legitimate appearing enough, it'll be processed. It takes a long time for the check to actually be verified, and the money will be long gone before it comes back bogus.

It was still BS that he to call me some Zimbabwe-ass scammer, I assume he was just trolling me but it still didn't make sense.

Plainly obvious that I was going to set up the computers at X person's house myself. Like I want to guide someone through setting up 10 rigs and their programs.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Where you reside right now, so my cameraman and I can have a word with you

7 Saunders St, North Parramatta, Sydney, NSW 2151. I don't get off work until 5, but should be home by 5:30. See you then cutie.

[Captain Falcon]

That's the address of a nursing home, you fuck. Why are you so afraid of giving me your residential address?

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

That's the address of a nursing home, you fuck. Why are you so afraid of giving me your residential address?

Are you saying I live in a nursing home? It isn't an awesome house but I'm a budget kind of guy.

[Captain Falcon]

Google the address, you fuck

Why so scared of giving me your residential address? Afraid I'm going to use your PI for ID theft or some gay shit?

[RDProgrammer]

Now children, GROW THE FUCK UP. Infractions will be forthcoming if it continues.

RDP

[Jojoman]

If you guys go to sf i wll drive 4 hours, film the fight, then fight the winner.


hey rpdprogrammer wha is this, communist fucking china? it isnt your place to tell 2 people there will be reprocussions for trolling eachother. go threaten your dog

[The Methematician]

Originally Posted by Jojoman

If you guys go to sf i wll drive 4 hours, film the fight, then fight the winner.


hey rpdprogrammer wha is this, communist fucking china? it isnt your place to tell 2 people there will be reprocussions for trolling eachother. go threaten your dog

The funny thing is its actually allowed for people to troll each other in china .... just not the government people.

[ilovechronic]

I would do this If I lived in AUS.

[Clover]

I saw something like this on the news. He's probably ordering shit with stolen CC's and needs fall guys, if the shit isn't at his place it's harder for him to be caught. Or they're stolen prior to shipping; I'd beware of this.

[upinsmoke]

store them at my house.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Responded to all PM's I have received so far from people showing interest.

Most were a 12 hour drive away (although 1 is located next to an airport) and still waiting to hear back regarding the location of a few others.

PM me if interested in the deal.

Clover, this is my description of what the computers are for:

Basically, each computer is running anywhere between 6-10 sets of software running on accounts farming in-game currency for eventual sale on a popular MMORPG.

Once I have set up the computers and gotten them running initially, I will not need 'regular' access to your home as I will be able to manage them via remote access.

The computers will be set up with a UIPS incase of power outages, however that only lasts a few hours. In the event of a computer/all the computers going offline, I would need your assistance in just turning them on so I could remote in and set everything up again.

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But thanks for the theory. Like I said, it isn't something that the person housing the computer, or I, can get in trouble for.

[pleasecompletetherequired]

Originally Posted by ThunderDownUnder

Like I said, it isn't something that the person housing the computer, or I, can get in trouble for.

Unless you play WoW or RS, then you can get banned in game, but I would really do it if I lived in that area or anywhere near there.

[Malcolm Equis]

Pay me 10k and ill set up the whole thing here in the US for you.

ill take off my pay whatever shipping is.

edit: i thought you were paying 10k nvm

[ThunderDownUnder]

Originally Posted by pleasecompletetherequired

Unless you play WoW or RS, then you can get banned in game, but I would really do it if I lived in that area or anywhere near there.

Can't get banned in-game. Jagex states they only take action on individual accounts, they do not take action against your accounts if you have been doing something against the rules on different accounts.

Have a few prospective housing sites but would be great to find more.

[ThunderDownUnder]

Found a prospective housing site about 30 minutes away - Will be meeting the occupant this Saturday to talk about things and to look at the space they are offering.

Still looking for places to store in case the one this Saturday doesn't work out.