48 Different Wild Animals on the loose in NE Ohio

Esponda13 · #1 10-19-2011, 04:32 PM

http://www.timesunion.com/news/artic...lf-2225546.php

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ZANESVILLE, Ohio (AP) — Townspeople cowered indoors Wednesday as deputies with high-powered rifles hunted down and killed lions, bears and dozens of other exotic beasts that escaped from a wild-animal preserve after the owner threw their cages open and committed suicide.

After an all-night hunt, at least 30 of the 48 escaped animals had been gunned down. As of mid-morning, officers were still hunting for a grizzly bear, mountain lion and monkey.

Schools closed, parents were warned to keep children and pets indoors and flashing signs along highways told motorists, "Caution exotic animals" and "Stay in vehicle."

"It's like Noah's ark, like, wrecking right here in Zanesville, Ohio," said Jack Hanna, former director of the Columbus Zoo. "Noah's ark filled with tigers and lions and all leopards and a few monkeys and whatever, and it crashes here and all of a sudden they're out there."

Neighbor Danielle White, whose father's property abuts the Muskingum County Animal Farm, said she didn't see loose animals this time but did in 2006, when a lion escaped.

"It's always been a fear of mine knowing (the owner) had all those animals," she said. "I have kids. I've heard a male lion roar all night."

Officers in the mostly rural area about 55 miles east of Columbus were under orders to shoot to kill for fear that animals hit with tranquilizer darts would run off and hide in the darkness.

The owner of the preserve, Terry Thompson, left the cages open and the fences unsecured, releasing dozens of animals, including lions, tigers, bears and wolves, before committing suicide, said Muskingum County Sheriff Matt Lutz.

Authorities would not say how he killed himself and no suicide note was found. Lutz wouldn't speculate on why he committed suicide. But Thompson had had repeated run-ins with the law, and Lutz said the sheriff's office had received numerous complaints since 2004 about animals at the property.

"This is a bad situation," the sheriff said. "It's been a situation for a long time."

Hanna said that of the three animals believed to be unaccounted for, he was most concerned about the mountain lion, because of its impressive leaping ability. He said anyone confronting these animals should not run, because they will give chase.

Hanna defended the sheriff against criticism that the animals should have been captured alive.

"What was he to do at nighttime with tigers and lions, leopards, going out there?" Hanna said. "In the wild this would be a different situation."

The preserve in Zanesville had lions, tigers, cheetahs, wolves, giraffes, camels and bears. Lutz called the animals "mature, very big, aggressive" but said a caretaker told authorities they had been fed on Monday.

TL/DR Apparently a Zookeeper released about 48 different wild animals including, Grizzly bears, girraffes, lions, monkey's, and cheetahs. Then proceeded to kill himself.

REAL LIFE JUMANJI!!!

**Zanick** · #2 10-19-2011, 05:09 PM

I saw this article somewhere else too. From what I understand it was not a zookeeper but some guy living on a preserve, who had been arrested on animal abuse charges several years ago. The guy from Animal Planet seemed pretty miffed about this.

bortmackie · #3 10-19-2011, 05:33 PM

What a fucking tragedy that all these animals had to die because of some smug rich fuck. I understand most of those killings were in self-defense, but who would think you could keep 48 wild animals from across the world on one property and have them be peaceful? You just know they were plotting that shit from day one.

Intoxicated Shaman · #4 10-19-2011, 07:26 PM

Zanesville is southern Ohio, otherwise I would have been out with my machete slicin' ostrich heads off.

**zuperxtreme** · #5 10-20-2011, 01:57 PM

It was the only way to stop these animals, tranqs don't work like they do in Hollywood. Apparently a Tiger even ate a monkey.

-SpectraL · #6 10-20-2011, 02:07 PM

It wasn't the only way. It was simply laziness, foolishness, stupidity and lack of thought.

**zuperxtreme** · #7 10-20-2011, 02:22 PM

How would you have handled it differently?

Tranquilizer guns aren't instant knock-out, they take time and you just pissed off 300Kg animal designed to fuck your shit up. In fact, they did try tranqs but the Tiger rushed the lady who shot it.

Animals not as aggressive were recaptured (giraffes for example).

Also, lol @ this: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/1...te-gay-people/

Quote:

ANESVILLE, OH (The Borowitz Report) – As dozens of escaped exotic animals terrorized the town of Zanesville, Ohio, the Rev. Pat Robertson raised eyebrows today by saying that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.”

Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700 Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit reference to “escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay people” as a prelude to the Rapture.

lol, 'MURRICA!

EDIT: It's satire. I suck cawks.