Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rules for ability to tell you what you're eating

[Captain Falcon]

http://chicagoist.com/2011/10/19/jus...nst_deep-d.php

Justice Scalia Rules Against Deep-Dish Pizza
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia wants to be clear: deep dish pizza is not pizza.
In the case of Chicago-style v. Neapolitan, the famously conservative justice issued this ruling:
“I do indeed like so-called ‘deep dish pizza.’ It’s very tasty,” ... “But it should not be called ‘pizza.’ It should be called ‘a tomato pie.’ Real pizza is Neapolitan. [from Naples, Italy] It is thin. It is chewy and crispy, OK?”
Scalia was speaking to students at the Chicago-Kent School of Law Tuesday while in town for a conference on judicial takings — the legal issue of when courts and governments can seize private property.
The Reagan-nominated justice’s strict interpretation of pizza’s original definition is not surprising, given his reputation for constitutional originalism. Nor is his opining on cheese-related issues.
We dissent. Sure, pizza took its modern form in 19th century Naples: thin crust, mozzarella and tomatoes. But the Neopolitans’ original intent when they drafted their recipe was to please the masses, in order to create a more perfect union of tomatoes, cheese and baked dough. They could not have envisioned modern technology, New World inventiveness or the American appetite for excess. We must respect this new context.
Scalia taught at the University of Chicago Law School for several years, before the school went soft and turned liberal. Perhaps they started serving tomato pie at the Federalist Society.

This is how liberty dies.

[Psych]

Misleading title. I want my minute and a half back.

[Captain Falcon]

Shut the fuck up! Chicago culture is ruined!

[Struwwelpeter]

Wow, I like this! You stupid fucking idiots obviously didn't even read the article. Plus you are just fucking retarded. Referring to Dominoe's Pizza as 'pizza' is an insult to Western civilization! He is right, real pizza is that shit in southern Italy that is thin and crispy. I wish that the government would outlaw stuff like Walmart and other companies which construct buildings that are 'modern' i.e. non-Western. I am sick of living in the techno world. I want a Western society with traditional Western food and Western architecture and Western attitude and Western art and Western literature. Not this shitty ass modern shit, you know, plastic everywhere and all of that crap. And all of these simple four-sided buildings made out of turdment with weird ass synthetic flooring. I'm also getting tired of modern bathrooms; just bring back shitholes and ass-cleaning fountains.

[Captain Falcon]

Economic collapse.

[Malcolm Equis]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

Wow, I like this! You stupid fucking idiots obviously didn't even read the article. Plus you are just fucking retarded. Referring to Dominoe's Pizza as 'pizza' is an insult to Western civilization! He is right, real pizza is that shit in southern Italy that is thin and crispy. I wish that the government would outlaw stuff like Walmart and other companies which construct buildings that are 'modern' i.e. non-Western. I am sick of living in the techno world. I want a Western society with traditional Western food and Western architecture and Western attitude and Western art and Western literature. Not this shitty ass modern shit, you know, plastic everywhere and all of that crap. And all of these simple four-sided buildings made out of turdment with weird ass synthetic flooring. I'm also getting tired of modern bathrooms; just bring back shitholes and ass-cleaning fountains.

for real.

if you got shit on your hand, do you just rub it with a napkin repeatedly? or wash it?

also due to chairs, the western world get hemorrhoids.

[Captain Falcon]

Allahuakbar.

[GreatestGatsby4]

pizza didnt even start in italy faggos

[GreatestGatsby4]

it was the greeks

[Toothlessjoe]

Originally Posted by GeriatricGrandpa4

pizza didnt even start in italy faggos

Where did it start?

[GreatestGatsby4]

it started started in greece nigguh with thier damn pita bread things

[Toothlessjoe]

Originally Posted by GeriatricGrandpa4

it started started in greece nigguh with thier damn pita bread things

You're an idiot.

[BungHole]

Good. Thin crust > thick crust. Crispiness FTW.

[HeWhoNeverSleeps]

Originally Posted by BungHole

Good. Thin crust > thick crust. Crispiness FTW.

Agreed. While I do like the occasional thick crusts, I'm more partial to the thin crust. My dad and I built a traditional Pompeii pizza oven this summer and have been experimenting with pizza dough recipes, and I have to say that the thin crust trumphs the others.

[GreatestGatsby4]

Originally Posted by Toothlessjoe

You're an idiot.

AT LEAST I GOTS TOOFS NlGGA