Semi Anonymous Post Your Dick Thread

[fux0rz]

I like how all but one of the cock images got taken down

[whimsi]

Originally Posted by jackketch

I'm waiting to talk to an admin about this and then I'll delete all the mutilation pics.

Are you serious?

[BadShovelhead]

I'm uncut and I think jack is being a douchenozzle, as usual.

[Please insert username]

anyone else think that this is gay?

[BadShovelhead]

I think it's gay unless the OP is a girl.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by ripstick

Not at all. I can always find another stallion. And judging by your uncalled for insults, you aren't so well equipped, so I won't even consider you.

**off to feed my vagina some oats**

You came in here insulting and bragging, which isn't what the thread is all about.

I am well equipped for normal sized women, deepthroating, and anal sex that won't cause incontinance Though to equip myself well for sex with you I'd probably require a torch and a GPS, you know, so I can make my way out of your cavernous vagina after entering it.

And seriously, you should read up on the average dick size. So unless you screen men on the first date, statistically you are likely to be dissapointed.

Unless of course, you just fuck as many guys as possible at clubs, and call back the ones with big dicks.

...which I wouldn't put beyond you.

[Raptor Ribs]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Unless of course, you just fuck as many guys as possible at clubs, and call back the ones with big dicks.

...which I wouldn't put beyond you.

She probably does that subconsciously. A true sign of being a superficial slut. Don't feel bad though ripstick, 90% of the population is superficial, and they would be sluts if they were good looking (this random inaccurate statistic includes males as well).

[nuclearrabbit]

Yeah babeh.

[Raptor Ribs]

Originally Posted by nuclearrabbit

Yeah babeh.

damn that would suck

[nuclearrabbit]

Originally Posted by Raptor Ribs

damn that would suck

Yeah you'd like to suck on my monster cock, dick pilot.

[ripstick]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

You came in here insulting and bragging, which isn't what the thread is all about.

I am well equipped for normal sized women, deepthroating, and anal sex that won't cause incontinance Though to equip myself well for sex with you I'd probably require a torch and a GPS, you know, so I can make my way out of your cavernous vagina after entering it.

And seriously, you should read up on the average dick size. So unless you screen men on the first date, statistically you are likely to be dissapointed.

Unless of course, you just fuck as many guys as possible at clubs, and call back the ones with big dicks.

...which I wouldn't put beyond you.

Ok yes, I admit, I did post a nasty comment at first, but rethought and editted it.

And yes, maybe I gloated about my boyfriend. But I personally think he has a wonderful dick. And I think a few people would agree with me.

Just because my boyfriend is well equipped does not mean my vagina is loose at all. The walls of the vagina are like elastics, they stretch and they relax. I don't walk around with a gaping hole all day. And personally I think sex feels nicer if man has a big girth.

Implying that I'm a slut is dead wrong. I've been with my boyfriend for nearly a year now and haven't strayed at all. And size isn't everything to me either. I was seeing a guy that was actually bigger than my current boyfriend, when he asked me out. I chose the sweet boy over the asshole. I hadn't even seen his dick yet. I wouldn't say that was slutty.

Also... sorry buddy they call it deepthroating because you have to go DEEP. Does not apply to you.

[PROJECT PAT]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

Squeege thanks for starting in the boob thread but Iam moving them here



From the Side:


POV:

That looks like a penis, but smaller.

[Surprise Buttsecks]

I'm kinda wondering why I went into a thread filled with penises.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by ripstick

Ok yes, I admit, I did post a nasty comment at first, but rethought and editted it.

And yes, maybe I gloated about my boyfriend. But I personally think he has a wonderful dick. And I think a few people would agree with me.

Just because my boyfriend is well equipped does not mean my vagina is loose at all. The walls of the vagina are like elastics, they stretch and they relax. I don't walk around with a gaping hole all day. And personally I think sex feels nicer if man has a big girth.

Implying that I'm a slut is dead wrong. I've been with my boyfriend for nearly a year now and haven't strayed at all. And size isn't everything to me either. I was seeing a guy that was actually bigger than my current boyfriend, when he asked me out. I chose the sweet boy over the asshole. I hadn't even seen his dick yet. I wouldn't say that was slutty.

Also... sorry buddy they call it deepthroating because you have to go DEEP. Does not apply to you.

Why can't you just accept that the fact you enjoy and are easily able to take massive cocks means you probably have a big vagina?

I am not talking about the elasticity of your vaginal muscles, I am talking about the general size of your cavity.

Part of why I'm flaming (and this has been a consistent theme of my posting recently) is that there is all this onus on making guys with average sized cocks feel somehow defective or lacking, when really, most girls who are into huge ones like yourself just have big vaginas and NEED a big cock to fill them up.

I have an average sized cock and I fill up average sized girls nicely. If you find it incredibly easy to shove six inches down your throat, maybe you should consider the fact that YOU are the one with an unsual body.

[ripstick]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Why can't you just accept that the fact you enjoy and are easily able to take massive cocks means you probably have a big vagina?

I am not talking about the elasticity of your vaginal muscles, I am talking about the general size of your cavity.

Part of why I'm flaming (and this has been a consistent theme of my posting recently) is that there is all this onus on making guys with average sized cocks feel somehow defective or lacking, when really, most girls who are into huge ones like yourself just have big vaginas and NEED a big cock to fill them up.

I have an average sized cock and I fill up average sized girls nicely. If you find it incredibly easy to shove six inches down your throat, maybe you should consider the fact that YOU are the one with an unsual body.

First off, you weren't talking about the size of my 'cavity', you were saying I was a slut who would fuck a large number of guys til finding one with a bigger penis.

And I wasn't saying that average dicks are lacking or defective, I was stating a preference. Am I not allowed to have an opinion? The only reason I was flaming you is because you started it. I'm not sure if it was insecurity, but I can so no other reason for telling someone they have a horse vagina.That would trigger a negative response from anyone. I'm 19, haven't had any children, my vagina is tight thank you very much. Even my gyno said I was tiny at my last appointment.

So stop radiating your insecurity on to me. My body is what it is, and I like what I like. Insulting me won't you more comfortable with your size or get you laid more. Although I do get in moods where a lil harassment turns me on... Try calling me a bitch and cyber slapping me in the face. Maybe you'll get lucky.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by ripstick

First off, you weren't talking about the size of my 'cavity', you were saying I was a slut who would fuck a large number of guys til finding one with a bigger penis.

I said you MIGHT be, if you were so confident of being able to find someone else with a penis so big it's an anamoly.

I'm no statistician, but odds are you'd have to go through a fair few to find what you're after, no? That or flat out ask them "lols have a big dick?".

Originally Posted by ripstick

And I wasn't saying that average dicks are lacking or defective, I was stating a preference. Am I not allowed to have an opinion?

I said a general onus, in western society in general. Not singling you out.

Originally Posted by ripstick

The only reason I was flaming you is because you started it. I'm not sure if it was insecurity, but I can so no other reason for telling someone they have a horse vagina.That would trigger a negative response from anyone.

You came into a thread, insulting dicks, then posting one of your boyfriend who is pretty damn huge, then started going on and on about it with a bunch of grin smilies.

Seems to me like your only motivation was to brag and try and show us all how special you are.

Unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know that most young men have massive penis insecurity, and you know deep down you were being a bitch in the way you did things.

Originally Posted by ripstick

I'm 19, haven't had any children, my vagina is tight thank you very much. Even my gyno said I was tiny at my last appointment.

I bet they say that to all the chicks

Originally Posted by ripstick

So stop radiating your insecurity on to me. My body is what it is, and I like what I like. Insulting me won't you more comfortable with your size or get you laid more. Although I do get in moods where a lil harassment turns me on... Try calling me a bitch and cyber slapping me in the face. Maybe you'll get lucky.

What insecurity? I posted a picture of my penis on the internet and told everyone what size it is.

I have a normally porportioned and unmutilated dick, I have NOTHING to be insecure about.

[whimsi]

My boyfriend's penis is average. It's good and it does it's job. I honestly can't imagine having a penis bigger than 'average' in me, but that could be because I have had a total of two sexual partners, one with a half a Twizzler for a ween, and my current with a normal sized weewee. Nothing bigger than that has ever been near there, so I would have no opportunity to allow for a larger object.

Women who have been with men with larger penises must like... ow... I don't know. I guess if you just get it over with early on? I can't imagine a ginormous penis being a good thing.

Didn't it hurt when you started getting stuffed with a big ol' weiner?! O_o

[BadShovelhead]

I have a large, very thick cock.

Women with giant horse vaginas often seek me out. The problem is, although I feel better for them, I'd rather fuck something tight. Just as you would rather fuck a big dick than an average one, I would rather fuck a tighter vag than yours.

The only downside is my cock is too big for anal, unless I encounter a woman who is already comfortable with it. This isn't a reverse brag. It's an "I can't fuck asses and it SUCKS because women are scaredy cats."

[Bensozia]

Originally Posted by BadShovelhead

I have a large, very thick cock.

Women with giant horse vaginas often seek me out. The problem is, although I feel better for them, I'd rather fuck something tight. Just as you would rather fuck a big dick than an average one, I would rather fuck a tighter vag than yours.

The only downside is my cock is too big for anal, unless I encounter a woman who is already comfortable with it. This isn't a reverse brag. It's an "I can't fuck asses and it SUCKS because women are scaredy cats."

I suggest you try anal on yourself before calling us "scaredy"... Then, we'll talk.

[ripstick]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

I said you MIGHT be, if you were so confident of being able to find someone else with a penis so big it's an anamoly.

I'm no statistician, but odds are you'd have to go through a fair few to find what you're after, no? That or flat out ask them "lols have a big dick?".



I said a general onus, in western society in general. Not singling you out.



You came into a thread, insulting dicks, then posting one of your boyfriend who is pretty damn huge, then started going on and on about it with a bunch of grin smilies.

Seems to me like your only motivation was to brag and try and show us all how special you are.

Unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know that most young men have massive penis insecurity, and you know deep down you were being a bitch in the way you did things.



I bet they say that to all the chicks



What insecurity? I posted a picture of my penis on the internet and told everyone what size it is.

I have a normally porportioned and unmutilated dick, I have NOTHING to be insecure about.

I'm not confident I'll find a penis as big. It was a joke. Hence using the term 'stallion'. And I know the size of an average penis and the percentage of men that carry them. I've been with guys with average penises, some below average. If I liked their personality I'd stay with them. Penis size has nothing to do with what I look for in a partner. It's just a perk. I like bigger ones better, but I wouldn't dump a guy because he had a average size one.

We could do this all day. Me insulting you because you penis 'isn't big enough' and you telling me I have a loose vagina. Yes I understand men are insecure about their size, but does that mean that no one larger than average could ever show his member in this thread because it might make the other guys feel bad? Maybe I'm insecure about my 'cavernous vagina' and you were the bitch for making me 'feel bad'. No one seemed to have a problem with what I was posting except you. Now you can continue your lil campaign to save the feelings of all the average sized men out there, or you can just leave it be, because no on else seems to care.

[ripstick]

Originally Posted by whimsi

Women who have been with men with larger penises must like... ow... I don't know. I guess if you just get it over with early on? I can't imagine a ginormous penis being a good thing.

Didn't it hurt when you started getting stuffed with a big ol' weiner?! O_o

Um it still hurts once in a while. I definately have to be really turned on for sex to work comfortably. We use alot of lube and alot of foreplay. But usually after the first dozen thrusts it starts to feel really good.

The first time we had sex was for like 45 seconds because I had to stop lol.

[DrunkOnAluminium]

Originally Posted by ripstick

Um it still hurts once in a while. I definately have to be really turned on for sex to work comfortably. We use alot of lube and alot of foreplay. But usually after the first dozen thrusts it starts to feel really good.

The first time we had sex was for like 45 seconds because I had to stop lol.

And now your the legendary Zoklet nympho...funny how things change

[Roll Fizzlebeef]

Originally Posted by DrunkOnAluminium

And now your the legendary Zoklet nympho...funny how things change

I thought that was necro?

[Necro[keely]a]

Originally Posted by Roll Fizzlebeef

I thought that was necro?

lul

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Necro[keely]a

lul

Necro? In the dick thread!?!?

This is the last thing I'd have suspected

[Necro[keely]a]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Necro? In the dick thread!?!?

This is the last thing I'd have suspected

Haahah, nah man.
The story is, my subscribed threads thing was playing up, and I was trying to find a certain thread I posted in yesterday, so I searched 'necro' in the search threads tool. And this came up and I was like 'wtf.. I have no dick'
So I investigated.

[Cliche Guevara]

i just bumped this thread with my dick. ahahaha

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by Surprise Buttsecks

I'm kinda wondering why I went into a thread filled with penises.

For the lulz?

[whimsi]

Originally Posted by ripstick

Um it still hurts once in a while. I definately have to be really turned on for sex to work comfortably. We use alot of lube and alot of foreplay. But usually after the first dozen thrusts it starts to feel really good.

The first time we had sex was for like 45 seconds because I had to stop lol.

I suppose... Sex with my current partner hurts unless we either use lube or do a lot of foreplay.... even then, it still hurts sometimes, but by then I am so turned on that I don't mind, or even ENJOY a little pain.

That said, my current partner is one of two I have ever had, and my first was ltierally like 4 inches long and only as wide as like one and a half fingers when looking at my relatively small hands, so that's probably why I can't imagine fucking someone with a longer or wider penis.

I imagine that if I did, my business would stretch to accommodate it after a few times, but I always wonder if it effects your general elasticity overall?

I mean, sure, fucking in the ass stretches your asshole out, allows you to accommodate larger objects, and yet it still 'shuts' I guess the vagina may very well be the same. Retaining strength and tightness while still becoming more stretchy and such? Makes sense.