Electronic beta blockers(!) powered by radio waves from outer space and designed to nullify that pesky brain washing noise of cultural influence and promote alpha and theta brain waves! Enhance your psychic abilities! Channel John Lennon! Invoke Marylin Monroe and learn to turn your King on like nobody's business! Get MTV off the air!
I'm going to look for schematics so I can try these puppys out first hand! Let me know if you find anything like this!
A monk asked Tozan, "How can we escape the cold and heat?" Tozan replied, "Why not go where there is no cold and heat?" "Is there such a place?" the monk asked. Tozan commented, "When cold, be thoroughly cold; when hot, be hot through and through.