Zoklet.net

Go Back   Zoklet.net > Society > Conspiracies And The Paranormal

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 10-25-2011, 05:12 AM
Ethan's Avatar
Ethan Ethan is offline
holier than thou
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Thanks: 526
Thanked 498 Times in 353 Posts
Default Better than a tin foil hat!

Electronic beta blockers(!) powered by radio waves from outer space and designed to nullify that pesky brain washing noise of cultural influence and promote alpha and theta brain waves! Enhance your psychic abilities! Channel John Lennon! Invoke Marylin Monroe and learn to turn your King on like nobody's business! Get MTV off the air!


Weird science!

Here is proof that it does something! (something)

Fascinating!



You too can learn to change your brain with a potentially dangerous, potentially bogus array of beta blocking crystal radios!

Available now! The "gift giving sale" is only available for a limited time, so dont delay!

http://yoyodyneindustries.com/mega-beta-blockers.html

Only $475 dollars for basic electronic components I could spend 20 bucks on at radio shack and STILL get ripped off?

AMAZING!



I'm going to look for schematics so I can try these puppys out first hand! Let me know if you find anything like this!
__________________
A monk asked Tozan, "How can we escape the cold and heat?" Tozan replied, "Why not go where there is no cold and heat?" "Is there such a place?" the monk asked. Tozan commented, "When cold, be thoroughly cold; when hot, be hot through and through.

Last edited by Ethan; 10-25-2011 at 06:20 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 10-25-2011, 07:34 PM
Haiti's Space Agency's Avatar
Haiti's Space Agency Haiti's Space Agency is offline
Haiti's Forum Agency
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Thanks: 2,815
Thanked 2,574 Times in 1,837 Posts
Default Re: Better than a tin foil hat!

why would you want to block cultural influence?
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10-26-2011, 09:10 AM
Retard Synrdome Retard Synrdome is offline
Duke
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Scotland
Thanks: 369
Thanked 738 Times in 520 Posts
Cool Re: Better than a tin foil hat!

Nah.



This will solve your dilemma once and for all.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 10-26-2011, 01:35 PM
Figure-8's Avatar
Figure-8 Figure-8 is offline
Grand Duke
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: God's Pineal Gland
Thanks: 3,020
Thanked 1,432 Times in 1,043 Posts
Default Re: Better than a tin foil hat!

You do need to block, you only need a conscious mind and body.
__________________
I am dreaming here, every post is an expression of what I dream.
(READ)THINK KNOW DO ~ J.H.&T
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
foil, hat, tin

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
hitting it off foil CountBlah Bat Country 7 09-19-2010 10:48 AM
Aluminum Foil Burning? Legend Better Living Through Chemistry 39 08-19-2010 11:18 PM
Aluminum Foil General Butt.Naked Better Living Through Chemistry 41 01-29-2010 07:28 AM
Black tar without foil, rigs AcesHigh Better Living Through Chemistry 7 03-21-2009 03:49 PM
hot rails with foil tube? playitslick Better Living Through Chemistry 3 02-05-2009 05:04 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:40 PM.


Hot Topics
Join our Chatroom!
Users: 8
Messages/minute: 0
Topic: "Only rule: be nice or I'll cut your fucking face off, dumbshit"
Users: 27
Messages/minute: 1.6
Topic: "http://codelove.org :: Below is above in 2 codes 1 love. :: wh..."
Users: 18
Messages/minute: 5
Topic: "http://www.literotica...."
Advertisements
Your ad could go right HERE! Contact us!

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.