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I want an adderall or vyvanse prescription. What should I say / how should I act in order to get one? The doctor I see now is helping me out with anxiety issues, so he might not give me one at all. If that's the case, I'll just see a different one.

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Default Re: How do I act to get an adderall prescription?

What worked for me was researching the symptoms of ADD/ ADHD and telling your doctor that you have SOMEof them. NOT ALL. If he feels like you get your information from a textbook and not the way you feel obviously he will be suspicious. I also stright up told him i was taking my gf's meds (adderall) for some time now becuase it solved my problems. that part may not fly. its way easier to get a script for it than people think. xanax on the other hand....
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What worked for me was researching the symptoms of ADD/ ADHD and telling your doctor that you have SOMEof them. NOT ALL. If he feels like you get your information from a textbook and not the way you feel obviously he will be suspicious. I also stright up told him i was taking my gf's meds (adderall) for some time now becuase it solved my problems. that part may not fly. its way easier to get a script for it than people think. xanax on the other hand....
I've gotten xanax prescriptions before, but I genuinely needed 'em. It wasn't hard until they took me off of those and gave me some other bullshit. I went to 5 different doctors to find out that NO ONE prescribes that shit anymore.

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I've gotten xanax prescriptions before, but I genuinely needed 'em. It wasn't hard until they took me off of those and gave me some other bullshit. I went to 5 different doctors to find out that NO ONE prescribes that shit anymore.
They always give me some bullshit celexa prescription or something along those lines. It pisses me off
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He're how I did it:

I went to a counselor/psychologist and told him that stress was ruining my life -- difficult sleep, poor relationships, never relaxed, etc. I told him pressure with school work was the main cause of my stress; I'd work on a single assignment for 6-8 hours that should have only taken 2 or 3 at most.

I said my biggest problem was that I'd get distracted constantly and my mind inadvertently wandered elsewhere quite often. He asked me if I had been examined as a child for some kind of attention deficit disorder, and I said "I think so, but my mom never believed such things exist and I was never tested."

Within minutes he puts me through the typical ADHD tests:

1) I filled out some bullshit questionaire. If you want to feign ADHD the choices are obvious.

2) I looked at flashcards depicting scenes of everyday life such as a bathroom. The goal was to pick out what was missing. He showed me a birds eye view of a bathroom and I was supposed to tell him that the drain was missing from the tub. He times you on how many you get through in 5 minutes; I think you get the gist. I'd immediately spot the irregularity and then wait 5-10 seconds before answering.

3) There is a machine with a screen that faces the psychologist and one that faces you. All it does is generate a random 1-9 number at a time every few seconds. If I saw a 1 and then a 9, I was supposed to press a button.
This is where I almost blew my cover. It's so insanely easy, only a person with very severe ADHD should miss 5. I missed 23 of them on purpose

After that, the psychologist called my general doctor and had him prescribe Vyvanse. After a week I told him Vyvanse gave me insomnia. Next was Ritalin. I lied and said it made my stomach hurt, but it works. Next came Adderall XR. I told him the adderall worked the best, with the least side effects, but it still kept me up at night.

Then finally I got Adderall IR 10mg twice daily
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He're how I did it:

I went to a counselor/psychologist and told him that stress was ruining my life -- difficult sleep, poor relationships, never relaxed, etc. I told him pressure with school work was the main cause of my stress; I'd work on a single assignment for 6-8 hours that should have only taken 2 or 3 at most.

I said my biggest problem was that I'd get distracted constantly and my mind inadvertently wandered elsewhere quite often. He asked me if I had been examined as a child for some kind of attention deficit disorder, and I said "I think so, but my mom never believed such things exist and I was never tested."

Within minutes he puts me through the typical ADHD tests:

1) I filled out some bullshit questionaire. If you want to feign ADHD the choices are obvious.

2) I looked at flashcards depicting scenes of everyday life such as a bathroom. The goal was to pick out what was missing. He showed me a birds eye view of a bathroom and I was supposed to tell him that the drain was missing from the tub. He times you on how many you get through in 5 minutes; I think you get the gist. I'd immediately spot the irregularity and then wait 5-10 seconds before answering.

3) There is a machine with a screen that faces the psychologist and one that faces you. All it does is generate a random 1-9 number at a time every few seconds. If I saw a 1 and then a 9, I was supposed to press a button.
This is where I almost blew my cover. It's so insanely easy, only a person with very severe ADHD should miss 5. I missed 23 of them on purpose

After that, the psychologist called my general doctor and had him prescribe Vyvanse. After a week I told him Vyvanse gave me insomnia. Next was Ritalin. I lied and said it made my stomach hurt, but it works. Next came Adderall XR. I told him the adderall worked the best, with the least side effects, but it still kept me up at night.

Then finally I got Adderall IR 10mg twice daily
If adderall didnt suppress appetite it would be the best drug in the world.
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If adderall didnt suppress appetite it would be the best drug in the world.

I think adderall should be a mandatory supplement given to every American. Can you guys imagine how fucking awesome this nation would be if everyone paid attention to shit that actually matters?
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i swear this is the most common thread, even more than opiates
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I think adderall should be a mandatory supplement given to every American. Can you guys imagine how fucking awesome this nation would be if everyone paid attention to shit that actually matters?
no . our nation would be ruled by pornstars
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no . our nation would be ruled by pornstars
I'd welcome that to this abysmal situation we're already in.
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I've been having a hard time getting adderall too. I tried to sell the ADHDish symptoms (the ones that I do actually have) and got wellbutrin. And that comes after a very long list of others. It's like pulling teeth. People who say it's easy to get must have better luck than me.
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I've been having a hard time getting adderall too. I tried to sell the ADHDish symptoms (the ones that I do actually have) and got wellbutrin. And that comes after a very long list of others. It's like pulling teeth. People who say it's easy to get must have better luck than me.
Wtf I got wellbutrin because of depression and heroin addiction
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I have ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder, Fatigue, and Low Motivation. I also have Major Depression. If I didn't have adderall my dad would mostly see me staying in bed all day sleeping or just thinking. Adderall helps me a lot, it gets my brain actually working. It makes me want to do the things I loved before I was depressed and it kinda helps with the fatigue. My legs still feel tired 24/7 but I can move when I'm on Adderall.

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If you have insurance it's easy as hell.

Book an appointment with a new psychiatrist and tell them that your insurance recently changed and your old doctor is no longer covered in the network. 90% of the time they can't be fucked to verify this. Tell them you were on a working regimen of medications and that you'd like to continue it. When they ask what you were on, tell them a mid-level dose of Adderall along with 1 or 2 other non-recreational drugs like SSRIs. With any luck they will write you the scripts; be prepared to answer questions if need be. Throw the SSRI scripts in the garbage and fill your Adderall.

Worked for me 3 different times and 2 of those times it wasn't even a psychiatrist, it was a general practitioner. My current general practitioner gave me 60 Xanax bars right off the bat because I told him that my insurance dropped my psychiatrist and I was currently working to find a new one but was about to run out of medicine. He asked what medicine, I told him Xanax and Paxil. Was 100% bullshit. Got the meds anyways.
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Worked for me 3 different times and 2 of those times it wasn't even a psychiatrist, it was a general practitioner. My current general practitioner gave me 60 Xanax bars right off the bat because I told him that my insurance dropped my psychiatrist and I was currently working to find a new one but was about to run out of medicine. He asked what medicine, I told him Xanax and Paxil. Was 100% bullshit. Got the meds anyways.


"I swear doc my psychiatrist had me on ninety 160mg OxyContin per month! Oh, also cymbalta and lexapro. And desoxyn."
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"I swear doc my psychiatrist had me on ninety 160mg OxyContin per month! Oh, also cymbalta and lexapro. And desoxyn."
Lol, yeah, definitely can't get greedy with it. The only reason I felt confident enough to get 2 mg Xanax on the first go was because I had told the doctor I was on Xanax without mentioning what dose, then at the end of the appointment he just said "What milligram were you on again?" so I knew I could get away with it.

Seeing doctors who work in one of those big medical buildings with a huge family practice or whatever where there's like 10 different doctors is usually helpful as well because most of them are insanely busy and they tend to care more about getting you out the door than they do about nitpicking what you tell them.
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Sooo I went into my Doctor intended to get Addys. And I walked out with a prescription for Xanax and a referral to a Psychiatrist? Wtf? Never even taken them, I have NO idea what to do with them or if I even WANT to take them....
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Sooo I went into my Doctor intended to get Addys. And I walked out with a prescription for Xanax and a referral to a Psychiatrist? Wtf? Never even taken them, I have NO idea what to do with them or if I even WANT to take them....
Aside from bumping an old thread, good job. It could have turned out worse. If you are sure you don't want them, simply sell them, i hear you can get a fair price for xanax in the states.
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You fucked it up, noob. It's not even that hard.

But at least you've got a benzo script as consolation.
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Sooo I went into my Doctor intended to get Addys. And I walked out with a prescription for Xanax and a referral to a Psychiatrist? Wtf? Never even taken them, I have NO idea what to do with them or if I even WANT to take them....
Yeah, I don't know how you pulled that off but xanax sure beats nothing (unless you hate downers).
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Sooo I went into my Doctor intended to get Addys. And I walked out with a prescription for Xanax and a referral to a Psychiatrist? Wtf? Never even taken them, I have NO idea what to do with them or if I even WANT to take them....
Your first time.

1. Don't drink.

2. Don't take more.

3. Don't take more than 1 or 2 mg.

These are the rules. You will want to break them when you are on Xanax.

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The most important thing is you show up dressed well and talk well. I got it on my first visit, and I didn't even ask for it. All I did was tell the doctor I was tested positive for ADD when I was a kid, but my parents were too strict to allow me to take medications. I then explained how I was a failure in school my entire life, until I turned 18 and went to the doctor on my own.

I explained that when I went on my own to the Doc, I was prescribed adderall my senior year in high school and I did very well and graduated. I then went off the meds due to cost and insurance issues, but now I am struggling again with the ADD at work and with family life. I told him I have anxiety ALL the time and can never relax. The doc understood and described this as "baseline anxiety"

My entire story is true, I did not make anything up, so I am sure I sounded sincere.

Doc told me he is going to give me Wellbutrin ONLY and see how that does. I was disappointed, I did NOT get angry, I did not argue, I did not ask for adderall. I just agreed with him.

Then he asked me if I was in a lot of car accidents? I said "not recently". He said "if you have ADD you would have alot of car accidents".

Then I told a story about how I almost died years ago when I rammed the back of a tractor trailor going 55mph. Also a true story.

I believe that was the tipping point. I was then handed 2 scripts, one was for the adderall.

I pulled it off like a boss, but I know I truly do have ADD, so the doctor did the right thing.

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