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03-27-2009, 09:42 PM
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Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker
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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.
The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:
* Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.
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Wow. You really can't make this up.
Check the link to read some of the actual police report.
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03-27-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
If that is legit... It's so funny I cannot begin to laugh.
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03-27-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
You really cant... wow.
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03-27-2009, 09:47 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
What kind of fucking clothes is that guy wearing? LMFAO
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03-27-2009, 09:51 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Vince Offer, suer of scientology, marketing genius, hooker puncher, HERO OF OUR TIME.
The mugshot of the girl looks exactly like some pornstarlet I've seen. Someone figure out who it is. I almost think I've seen her on bangbus.
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03-28-2009, 02:57 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
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03-28-2009, 02:59 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
I'm not sure what to say to this. He's *just* enough of a celebrity for me to give a bit of a crap.
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03-28-2009, 03:06 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
"Stop having a boring hooker; stop having a boring life!"
Last edited by Hyper-dimension; 03-28-2009 at 03:40 AM.
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03-28-2009, 05:47 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
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Originally Posted by Friendo
"Stop having a boring hooker; stop having a boring life!"
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lmao
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03-28-2009, 04:11 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
your gonna love my nuts. just dont bite them off.
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03-28-2009, 09:12 PM
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Happy little user title
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
When in Miami...
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03-29-2009, 04:06 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
lol what a crazy jew
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03-30-2009, 12:03 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
I call fake, $1000 for a hooker? Srsly?
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03-30-2009, 10:31 PM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Fuck, I was just about to post this. Oh well, still lulzy.
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03-31-2009, 12:11 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
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Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey
What kind of fucking clothes is that guy wearing? LMFAO
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Looks like a hospital gown with a jacket thrown over it.
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03-31-2009, 01:23 AM
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Wealthy Merchant
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
I don't know about you guys but I would not pay $1000 for that hooker.
I would pay $19.95 if I got 2 free
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03-31-2009, 02:21 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
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Originally Posted by 6464
I don't know about you guys but I would not pay $1000 for that hooker.
I would pay $19.95 if I got 2 free
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Depends on how long it was for...but even then no.
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03-31-2009, 02:30 AM
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Knight
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
that hooker must not have been from Germany, you know Germans make good hoes
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03-31-2009, 04:01 AM
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Re: Shamwow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Just put the ShamWow down and without putting any pressure, 50% of the blood is out of the carpet!
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