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This made me chuckle no end.
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Old 03-28-2009, 02:31 AM
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Fucking awesome.

Every time I see him, I hear him screaming "THE FUCKING SCALLOPS BURNT!" in my head.
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TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET.....AND PISS OFF! GET OUT!
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I could reroute the Nile through those face canyons.
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I could reroute the Nile through those face canyons.
His wrinkles are masonic symbols
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He has sooo much repressed anger.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:23 AM
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:38 AM
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TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET.....AND PISS OFF! GET OUT!
Seriously, someone should make t-shirts with that pic and those words. I'd buy one.
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So he cooks and yells?

Now that's quality TV.
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So he cooks and yells?

Now that's quality TV.
Reminds me of my kitchen job.
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Old 03-28-2009, 04:48 AM
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So he cooks and yells?

Now that's quality TV.
It's the best reality show ever.
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Old 03-28-2009, 07:59 AM
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It's the best reality show ever.
I agree. And as good as Hell's Kitchen can be, Kitchen Nightmares can be that much better if the owner is stubborn, which they usually are.

The episode where he visited that crappy pizzeria, Sebastian's, was absolutely classic. I saw that one again yesterday.
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Old 03-28-2009, 09:55 AM
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I agree. And as good as Hell's Kitchen can be, Kitchen Nightmares can be that much better if the owner is stubborn, which they usually are.

The episode where he visited that crappy pizzeria, Sebastian's, was absolutely classic. I saw that one again yesterday.
I think I saw that.

There's nothing like watching a complete asshole yelling in people's faces, yet you know (and they know) that his advice is worth its weight in gold, because he knows what the hell he's talking about. It's like he's throwing them a life-preserver but verbally tearing them to shreds while he's doing it.
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I love kitchen nightmares

gordon ramsey is fucking comedy
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hahaha he's a character
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This made me chuckle no end.
that's odd because its Not funny at all
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that's odd because its Not funny at all
I'll rape your mother if you speak like that again .
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I'll rape your mother if you speak like that again .
faggots like you with gelled hair can't rape their way out of a moist paper bag if you were edward scissordick
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faggots like you with gelled hair can't rape their way out of a moist paper bag if you were edward scissordick
You're just jealous because you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny .
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You're just jealous because you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny .
you just say things 5 year olds say because you have a baby dick
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you just say things 5 year olds say because you have a baby dick
You wish you could have my dick .
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You wish you could have my dick .
you really like using that emo emoticon, emo
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you really like using that emo emoticon, emo
You really like the cock cumdumpster .
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you really like failing again and again while posting gay emo faces
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you really like failing again and again while posting gay emo faces
You're a hardcore faggot.
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no, you're a hardcore faggot
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You're a hardcore faggot.
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hardcore faggot says hardcore faggot
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You're a hardcore faggot.
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Well, this thread ended up well.
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lol, you're a hardcore faggot


capitols are for hardcore faggots
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capitols are for hardcore faggots
You're a hardcore faggot.
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X61 wins by forfeit.

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Well, this thread ended up well.
Indeed. Want to pop off for tea then while they sort this rubbish out?
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