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Old 11-05-2011, 09:58 AM
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Hi guys im very new to this so i have limited understanding, so i thought who's the most knowlagable person that i can find on this and i came across here.

so i was wondering if there is a way to create extacy in the home, either liquid or powder form, because obviosly i dont have a pill press.

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Creating MDMA in solid form is too hard for someone with no chemistry training. Gas form is much more simple. Mix bleach and ammonia, the resulting gas will be MDMA. Inhale it and enjoy.
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What you gotta do is get some oranges, throw out the pulp but keep the peels. Now, you put Crest toothpaste on the peels. It HAS to be Crest, this is VERY important!

Now you put the peels in a windowsill for about 5 to 7 days. The longer they sit, the more potent the end product will be. So if you're new to MDMA, just do it for 5 days.

At this point, you have to do an extraction. Put the peels in rubbing alcohol, shaking every hour for a day. Now you throw out the peels keeping the alcohol.

Pour the alcohol in a large pan and let the liquid evaporate. The crystals left over is 95.5 percent pure MDA. Now you have to convert this to MDMA.

Put the crystals in a different pan, pre-heat your oven to 350 farenheit, then put the pan in the oven for 2 hours.

When it starts smoking you now have MDMA.

Be careful, this is potent shit.
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You must use Milk/Detergent/Margarine/Apple Juice. Mix them in a double boiler and simmer for 3 hours. Spoon it onto vanilla ice cream and enjoy your trip.
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get a catapult and some M&Ms, the chocolate ones are best but peanut will do. go down to your local courthouse and plot yourself up so your facing the door as everyone walks in. when you see the DA walk in wait and let him get right inside, you don't want him to run out again. now get those M&Ms in the catapult and fire them at him. make sure you pull that elastic back hard cause you don't just want them sticking to him, you got to get those M&M molecules to actually bind to the DA molecules. and there you go, you now have pure MDMA

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get a catapult and some M&Ms, the chocolate ones are best but peanut will do. go down to your local courthouse and plot yourself up so your facing the door as everyone walks in. when you see the DA walk in wait and let him get right inside, you don't want him to run out again. now get those M&Ms in the catapult and fire them at him. make sure you pull that elastic back hard cause you don't just want them sticking to him, you got to get those M&M molecules to actually bind to the DA molecules. and there you go, you now have pure MDMA

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If you do not have the ingenuity to make a homemade pill press, you don't need to attempt to produce MDMA.

Might I recommend Agent Lemon? That should be more your speed.
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<sigh> work your way through some chem courses, try again in a year when you have some idea what the answers would mean.

no ones going to give you a recipe.
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