America according to Americans

[Tachosomoza]

[whocares]

More like this:

[NamelessNom4d]

America according to Europeans:

[yawanur]

lol @ rich people in maine. maybe 10-15 of them for 2 weeks a year.

i like this one:

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by whocares

More like this:

what does the text in textas say? fat idiots?

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Slice_760

America according to Europeans:

No, America is seen more like, hmm... ponders Rolf. Well, put it this way; when mighty Rolf was in school, there was unintelligent arrogant loud-mouth who always broke the school rules and beat up younger kids but never got into trouble and always got awards and given high grades due to his father being powerful figure on the school board, states Rolf.

America is like this international bully that pushes others around and breaks international laws and gets away with it due to having big military and the U.N in their pocket, but it's still better than most other countries, proclaims Rolf.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by Rolf

No, America is seen more like, hmm... ponders Rolf. Well, put it this way; when mighty Rolf was in school, there was unintelligent arrogant loud-mouth who always broke the school rules and beat up younger kids but never got into trouble due to his father being powerful figure on the school board, states Rolf.

America is like this, but it's still better than most other countries, proclaims Rolf.

That sounds like your average Zokletian.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

That sounds like your average Zokletian.

The average Zokleteer is an American, notes Rolf.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by Rolf

The average Zokleteer is an American, notes Rolf.

Indeed. Which explains the arrogance, bigotry, and general ignorance.

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Indeed. Which explains the arrogance, bigotry, and general ignorance.

No it doesn't - all white people are arrogant bigots, proclaims Rolf.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by Rolf

No it doesn't - all white people are arrogant bigots, proclaims Rolf.

No, I think that's only a small, loud minority. Most are decent, common folk.

[Larva]

Originally Posted by Rolf

No it doesn't - all white people are arrogant bigots, proclaims Rolf.

Bigots make up a small but vocal minority... mostly church-going folk and a section of the south. The majority of us are just completely clueless to events outside of our own living rooms and easily distracted by shiny things. Or anything with Simon Cowell in it.