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Anybody who honestly took this seriously needs to be shot.
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Anybody who honestly took this seriously needs to be shot.
no ones taking it seriously, its just hypothetical, like most things posted in bi.
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Old 11-08-2011, 04:52 PM
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LOL do NOT fucking take $6.6 million in cash onto a fucking plane. Or anywhere in public.
you couldn't anyway. if you imagine 6 1/2 times this and you can surely imagine the problems ou'd have with that. 6.6 million isn't gonna just fit into a suitcase you know.

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Old 11-08-2011, 04:58 PM
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you couldn't anyway. if you imagine 6 1/2 times this and you can surely imagine the problems ou'd have with that. 6.6 million isn't gonna just fit into a suitcase you know.

That, and even in all $100 bills, that would be 66kg.
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Old 11-08-2011, 05:01 PM
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You need to look up Bearer Bonds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearer_bond

There is still 100 million in bonds out there backed by the US Government, find someone who has some and buy them.

Luxembourg, Austria, Singapore, Hong Kong, Andorra and Monaco all are countries that have bank secrecy laws where LE will not be able to touch your money. Picking a country that has a stable government (Luxemborg is in europe, best choice IMO)

You convert the cash to Bearer bonds, you fly to the country easily sticking a few (I'd break 6 mil into bonds of 50k) sheets of paper that the bonds are on in your carryon. Once in the banking country you choose, open a safe deposit box at what you think is the most secure bank and put the bonds in there. Cash them as you need them.

You need to find a country (my favorite is Argentina) which does not have an extradition treaty with the United States, once you get there live the dream but keep a low profile.

most bond instruments aren't even physically issued anymore. they exist only in the computerized records of brokers and custodians.
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Old 11-08-2011, 05:20 PM
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You need to look up Bearer Bonds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearer_bond

There is still 100 million in bonds out there backed by the US Government, find someone who has some and buy them.

Luxembourg, Austria, Singapore, Hong Kong, Andorra and Monaco all are countries that have bank secrecy laws where LE will not be able to touch your money. Picking a country that has a stable government (Luxemborg is in europe, best choice IMO)

You convert the cash to Bearer bonds, you fly to the country easily sticking a few (I'd break 6 mil into bonds of 50k) sheets of paper that the bonds are on in your carryon. Once in the banking country you choose, open a safe deposit box at what you think is the most secure bank and put the bonds in there. Cash them as you need them.

You need to find a country (my favorite is Argentina) which does not have an extradition treaty with the United States, once you get there live the dream but keep a low profile.
Argentina has a US extradition treaty. As do the rest of these guys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ition_treaties
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Ah, maybe things have changed since I looked into it. Guess I'm gonna have to rethink my retirement. Damn, I really wanted to live out my days on a vineyard in Mendoza and make wine :-(
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Ah, maybe things have changed since I looked into it. Guess I'm gonna have to rethink my retirement. Damn, I really wanted to live out my days on a vineyard in Mendoza and make wine :-(
They did let in a shitload of Nazi fucks after WWII, but they were subsequently hunted down by the Israelis. But yeah, the nonextradition countries aren't necessarily places you'd want to go to. A bunch of totalitarian shitholes in Africa and Asia.
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Old 11-08-2011, 05:34 PM
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You need to look up Bearer Bonds

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearer_bond

There is still 100 million in bonds out there backed by the US Government, find someone who has some and buy them.

Luxembourg, Austria, Singapore, Hong Kong, Andorra and Monaco all are countries that have bank secrecy laws where LE will not be able to touch your money. Picking a country that has a stable government (Luxemborg is in europe, best choice IMO)

You convert the cash to Bearer bonds, you fly to the country easily sticking a few (I'd break 6 mil into bonds of 50k) sheets of paper that the bonds are on in your carryon. Once in the banking country you choose, open a safe deposit box at what you think is the most secure bank and put the bonds in there. Cash them as you need them.

You need to find a country (my favorite is Argentina) which does not have an extradition treaty with the United States, once you get there live the dream but keep a low profile.
they havent been issued in america since te seventies. they are still issued in central america tho

http://www.investopedia.com/articles...#axzz1d8kqP6xE
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SWIM finds it hard to believe that you could amount $6.6 million in cash money.. unless you are literally #1 in the top tier of something big and illegal.. even the FBIs most wanted identity thiefs can barely top $2 million until they hit a cieling..

but IMO if you want to bathe that much in millions, you'd have to know a big jewelry store or maker.. private pieces custom made for celebs n shit.. that is the only type of business where u can legitmately make half a Million in a couple months and then still reporting it to the State, slightly altered..

but yes like another guy said u gotta remember to take it slow or you will, i repeat will slip up somewhere. if you just keep a lot in cash and then hop around mid-scale hotels that take cash, etc. you can easily live well for less than 100k per year.. and to put that $6 million in perspective i think when they nabbed the Whitey Bulger he only had like $1.3 million in cash money
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