God is a douche

BoneThugJones · #1 11-24-2011, 11:26 PM

Where the fuck does this guy get off? Like seriously why not just show some sign of your existence like make everyone in the world see you for 5 seconds or something. Except you expect us to praise you based on a old ass book alone? No fuck you, I don't like you if your going to act like a petty little bitch. What do you get out of people you create and control completely believing in you anyways you douche.

Daily · #2 11-24-2011, 11:45 PM

What the fuck did you say to me, bitch?

Ethan · #3 11-24-2011, 11:46 PM

Maybe God doesn't give a shit.

Maybe God is sadistic.

Maybe God is autistic, and has no sense of morality.

Maybe God is dead, and people are in control.

Where the fuck do you get off judging God? You don't even know the guy.

Vizier · #4 11-24-2011, 11:47 PM

There's no god.

**Rolf** · #5 11-24-2011, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethan

Maybe God is autistic, and has no sense of morality.

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Actor · #6 11-24-2011, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Tolkermort

Where the fuck does this guy get off? Like seriously why not just show some sign of your existence like make everyone in the world see you for 5 seconds or something. Except you expect us to praise you based on a old ass book alone? No fuck you, I don't like you if your going to act like a petty little bitch. What do you get out of people you create and control completely believing in you anyways you douche.

Lmao

Built To Last · #7 11-25-2011, 03:21 PM

YOU are God.

Captain Falcon · #8 11-25-2011, 03:26 PM

Your MOM is a douche

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vizier

There's no god.

Proof?

Vizier · #9 11-25-2011, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

Your MOM is a douche

The term "god" is a manmade concept, like Superman and the Internet.

Captain Falcon · #10 11-25-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

The term "god" is a manmade concept, like Superman and the Internet.

Your MOM is a manmade concept

Vizier · #11 11-25-2011, 03:32 PM

Yeah, I made her myself.

Snoopy · #12 11-25-2011, 03:33 PM

There is no god.

Obbe is a douche.

/thread

Lord hang man · #13 11-25-2011, 03:36 PM

pathetic...

Captain Falcon · #14 11-25-2011, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Snoopy

There is no god.

Obbe is a douche.

/thread

There is no Snoopy.

Your MOM is a douche.

/thread

mynameisfrankenstein · #15 11-25-2011, 03:48 PM

[don't believe in god]

He didn't want to make a perfect world, if he chose to show himself everyone would immediately worship him. He wants horror, pain, and free-will, so that this short existence will judge your character.

[/don't believe in god]

King of the world · #16 11-25-2011, 03:50 PM

I agree too, Obbe is a bitch.

ObscuredByClouds · #17 11-25-2011, 04:18 PM

He's not a douche bro, it's called "tough love". Think, he already gave us the universe, this life, and that's a pretty fucking sick gift. If you break it or mess it up in some way, that's on you. That's not God's fault, dude.

And what you said about him not showing himself is completely retarded. God is in everything. Every tree is a part of God. Every ocean, every desert. In me and you. It's aboslutely everywhere and everything, the exact opposite of "hiding".

You don't have to be thankful for this amazing universe, but don't go blaming your screw ups and insecurities on something that is way more intelligent and conscious than you ever will be.

It's like an illiterate person not being able to read a book and blaming the author. It just shows how much of a fag you are.

Captain Falcon · #18 11-25-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ObscuredByClouds

He's not a douche bro, it's called "tough love". Think, he already gave us the universe, this life, and that's a pretty fucking sick gift. If you break it or mess it up in some way, that's on you. That's not God's fault, dude.

And what you said about him not showing himself is completely retarded. God is in everything. Every tree is a part of God. Every ocean, every desert. In me and you. It's aboslutely everywhere and everything, the exact opposite of "hiding".

You don't have to be thankful for this amazing universe, but don't go blaming your screw ups and insecurities on something that is way more intelligent and conscious than you ever will be.

It's like an illiterate person not being able to read a book and blaming the author. It just shows how much of a fag you are.

ObscuredByClouds · #19 11-25-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

You wish I was gay baby

Larva · #20 11-25-2011, 04:47 PM

What does God need with a starship?

BoneThugJones · #21 11-26-2011, 10:24 AM

So why would this all knowing being capable of creating the entire universe give a shit and put us through these ridiculous tests like what is he getting out of that? Douche. Hey god how about you do us a fucking favor bro turn all this useless water the one you covered 72% of our planet with into fresh water or something useful. Best foods horrible for you and sex completely awesome but you can't do it.

Xlite · #22 11-26-2011, 11:05 AM

At one side of things, i'm getting pretty tired of all these god threads.
But at the other side, i'm also quite happy about the growing resistance of the idea.

Captain Falcon · #23 11-26-2011, 11:41 AM

God exists. This is a fact.

**ArmsMerchant** · #24 11-26-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Built To Last

YOU are God.

Yep.

God is not some guy, but that spark of divinity which resides within us all, however hard some of us work to deny it.

nshanin · #25 11-28-2011, 04:03 AM

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Instead of complaining that God had hidden Himself, you will give Him thanks for not having revealed so much of Himself; and you will also give Him thanks for not having revealed Himself to haughty sages, unworthy to know so holy a God.

~ Blaise Pascal

CustomConcern · #26 11-30-2011, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon

God exists. This is a fact.

Proof?

Yeah, faggot. See that?
Same lame ass shit you pulled.
Your posts are filled with troll bullshit.
Do us a solid and consume large amounts of bleach.
Thanks.

@ OP, I can't tell whether you're religious or not. Either way, why so mad about whether or not an imaginary friend (or real?) pops outta the sky?

Ethan, 4th line all day.
And Built to Last, are you saying that the Christian God is within us all (lame), or are you saying we are our own Gods?
I prefer the latter.

Captain Falcon · #27 11-30-2011, 09:17 AM

Shut up mud farmer, :youmad:

TORTILLA · #28 11-30-2011, 09:22 AM

ima say thisll be a 3 pager

**ArmsMerchant** · #29 12-01-2011, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Tolkermort

Where the fuck does this guy get off? Like seriously why not just show some sign of your existence like make everyone in the world see you for 5 seconds or something. Except you expect us to praise you based on a old ass book alone? No fuck you, I don't like you if your going to act like a petty little bitch. What do you get out of people you create and control completely believing in you anyways you douche.

All these issues were discussed at length, and all these questions answered, in Conversations With God.

Proots · #30 12-01-2011, 08:29 PM

Whether there's a God or not is irrelevant to me. Least of all, if he's an asshole or not.

I love my life. Not in a sappy, "happy-happy-joy-joy" kind of way, just in a nice, smooth subtle way. I always have food, I can use drugs, I have a good job, I have a loving family, I have loving friends and I have all the books in the world to read, not to mention video games.

Life is great. God is awesome.

love free stuff · #31 12-01-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Tolkermort

Like seriously why not just show some sign of your existence like make everyone in the world see you for 5 seconds or something.

i lol'd

The Pat-Man · #32 12-01-2011, 08:46 PM

Who would wanna be such a control freak?

DemizE · #33 12-07-2011, 01:50 AM

Give me proof that Jesus does exist. Oh that's right it's a myth. Never proven and filled with more fairy tale's then a fuckin Disney book. Noah's ark? Really? You would have to be ultimately retarded to believe some ridiculous shit like that. Just saying.

Daily · #34 12-07-2011, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DemizE

Give me proof that Jesus does exist. Oh that's right it's a myth. Never proven and filled with more fairy tale's then a fuckin Disney book. Noah's ark? Really? You would have to be ultimately retarded to believe some ridiculous shit like that. Just saying.

Do you believe in Plato?

Miley Highrus · #35 05-30-2012, 04:21 PM

Hey my names god and I have enough power to create something that is infinitely big. I have the power to know everything ever even before it happens. Though I can do this the only thing I like to spend my time doing is making humans and watching them even though I know what they are going to do before they are even created. If they don't follow my little rules where I make everything fun forbidden they live in hell for eternity. But here is the catch! I already know the answer!

Fucking dickhead.

Another thing he gives us one god damn planet and makes 2/3 of it covered in shit that has no practical use.

Cocksucker