Stealing U.S. Army aircraft

[Louie Carwash]

So, I'd like to steal a fuckin' jet and sell it off to the black market somewhere in Israel. I don't know how I'd prevent being shot down by some camel-riding towelhead with an RPG, however, I'm sure they'd spend big bucks on one.

How could I go about doing this? Could I simply take off during the training course and engage in dog-fights to melt niggers faces as they pursue me?

[Jive Talka]

1. Buy GTA: San Andreas.
2. Get 6 wanted stars
3. ???
4. Profit