two ideas, stealing from an impound lot and a subforum for really bad ideas

[sexualjesus]

well this wasnt really something i plan on doing but it may be an idea for all you americans near the mexican border or country folk around the world.
i was searching for cars today and i drove past a police station in another town, in our area we have a huge police station that i use to live a block away from that covers the entire region, while in other towns in the region theres small daytime precincts that do paper work all day and scramble for emergency's that are close or just out of range of our main department.

this small town precinct has an impound lot next to it, a lot of smashed cars but i noticed a couple of really nice sports cars, most likely rebirths or owned by drug smugglers who where chased and ran away on foot, or preferably cars that have already been broken into and havnt been matched to the original owners, all this means is no body will be looking for them, there wont be crazy's searching the net for there car and i doubt the police records are so perfect that they will be looking for that exact same model any time soon.

so simple idea is to climb the fence, or use boltcutters to break the padlock, hotwire the car and drive it out, some might even have the keys in a little square hut at the entrance (smashing the window might alert the officer inside the precinct)

if you rammed the gate down with your new car the idea would be to drive it around the block, park it and get out, (preferably late so no body sees it)
if loitering around near a stolen car will make you seem obvious as the person who just rammed down there gate begin walking to the precinct, walk inside and watch the one office being rushed to get ready while haveing to answer your redundant questions while trying to get his gun out of the safe and find the keys, tell him youll wait till he gets back and for the lulz describe a completely different car then what you stole that you saw run out of the impound lot.

so if your not arrested by now then you still have a lot of work, although i wouldnt advice driving that car around because it wont have registration (might if your lucky and the police dont report it stolen again) its a simple matter of rebirthing it with a vin number off a bought car, driving it to another state would be plausable too but selling it will be difficult.

not such a crash hot idea, i was just thinking about the advantages of stealing a car from an impound lot, easier to steal cars at a place no body will expect it, feel free to tell us some ideas as to what to do with the car when youve got it or how to get in (scopeing it out would be the best thing to do beforehand so this is an idea for you bored night op'ers who want to go on a night of joyriding)

so since this isnt a perfect idea it brings me to my next idea, this is for you slimmy, a subforum for people who want to ask questions, or post ideas, without makeing an entire clogging thread, its also somewhere you can send all the troll threads, would make things a lot easier, if there was sub forum or even a massive stickied thread it would have been much easier to post this because i would have put a lot less effort into writing such a long thread about stealing shit from a police station (which sounds so retarted when said like that)
nevertheless stay on target, impound lots, yay or nah?

[sexualjesus]

only 40 views and no reply, god i hate being in this timezone, tomorow im bumping this thread at 8pm new york time!

[sexualjesus]

oops

[xilikeeggs0]

That's a horrible idea.

[The Phreak]

i had the same idea with my local impound lot, except it doesnt have fencing around it except the entrance and is surrounded by woods. me and my friend walked in there and had a look for ourselves. a few cars in there were pretty hot, with nice rims that we could easily go in there at 1 in the morning and set it on blocks and take us home some rims. any ideas

[Bender]

Yeah, thats probably not the best thing. Doesn't the lot have some kind of security gate that prevents angry people trying to get there car back to simply hot wire, and drive out.

[macnolias]

I'd nominate this for realllllllllly stupid idea!

[Fractals]

Did you just watch Gone in 60 Seconds?

[Dog]

Rofl. Drug smugglers that ran away from their cars on foot, in the middle of nowhere? That is fucking retarded, dumbass.

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

That is fucking retarded, dumbass.

That doesn't say much, coming from a nigger.

[Dog]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

That doesn't say much, coming from a nigger.

Now, now, calm down, boy. There's no need for you to start chimping out.

[Lando2]

Okay, so you go do it and tell us how it turned out.

Like seriously, wtf is this site truth or fucking dare? gtfo.

[sexualjesus]

Originally Posted by poast-bortem!

That doesn't say much, coming from a nigger.

lol!
also pizza nazi have you ever watched worlds wildest police chases, or any of those kind of shows, ever? theres always some dumb nigger who runs into a dead end street and gets out thinking he can outrun the feds.

and macnolias, i dont doubt that, so what about instead of pointing out the obvious say "it would be a good idea to have a reaallyyy stupid ideas subforum"

love jesus

[Dog]

Originally Posted by sexualjesus

lol!
also pizza nazi have you ever watched worlds wildest police chases, or any of those kind of shows, ever? theres always some dumb nigger who runs into a dead end street and gets out thinking he can outrun the feds.

and macnolias, i dont doubt that, so what about instead of pointing out the obvious say "it would be a good idea to have a reaallyyy stupid ideas subforum"

love jesus

Bailing on your car in an urban area makes sense. You at least have some chance of trying to escape through back alleys, backyards, etc. Bailing in the middle of nowhere near the Mexican border? No.

[poast-bortem!]

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

Bailing on your car in an urban area makes sense.

To a nigger.

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

You at least have some chance of trying to escape through back alleys, backyards, etc.

You would know.

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

Bailing in the middle of nowhere near the Mexican border? No.

Niggers are to stupid to execute a plan as simple as fleeing the country.

[Dog]

I don't know how you can be so racist, poast, while simultaneously being part of the widely-discriminated against gay community.

http://zoklet.net/bbs/group.php?groupid=70

[sexualjesus]

Originally Posted by PizzaNazi

I don't know how you can be so racist, poast, while simultaneously being part of the widely-discriminated against gay community.

http://zoklet.net/bbs/group.php?groupid=70

lol yeh poast it says your not a member but your names still in the list of contributers.

no judgement on my part just curiosity, are you gay pizza nazi? i would never have picked you out as a fag?

i never knew we had a gay community in zoklet, more power to the people and all that