Relationship issues hurr

[Clover]

Alright, first issue is yesterday she said she wanted to go out and do what 'normal couples' do. She said she wanted to go see a comedy show...I said I don't want to do that lame ass shit, it's boring and I only like a few select comedians and this wasn't one of 'em.

Another thing is, she doesn't particularly like to get high, but usually doesn't have a problem with me getting high...until I just get high and do my own thing and I don't go out with her. I think to myself, get some fucking friends and go out with them. I'm the kinda guy that likes to get high and go camping, make a fire, go shooting guns...outdoorsy shit, watch football games, maybe join a bowling league.

So it's becoming an issue, I like to do this, she likes to do that. And she has to have a lot of money in the bank, so if I go spend $200 bucks on coke on a weekend she's not too pissed, until I don't want to go see a fucking comedy. Anyone have any issues like this?

[Clover]

She also gets mad if, when we're having sex I watch the football game playing right behind us. Bitch is gonna start making me rage .

[Michael Scott]

Sounds like you're a selfish ass. You're the relationship issue. Just humor her and do what she wants from time to time nigga its not all about you

[Obbe]

Why are you in a relationship? You would clearly be more happy being single.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Obbe

Why are you in a relationship? You would clearly be more happy being single.

I know god damnit that aint no lie . I keep telling her that but she doesn't want to believe it. .

[Michael Scott]

lol we all know you don't have a girlfriend. /thread

[Clover]

I wish.

[Trix Are For Kids]

You watch the football game while fucking her?

Sometimes I find it hard to think that people aren't trolling, but you never know.

Let me give you some advice dude: If you're serious about that, you're so fucking dumb that I honestly can't believe you aren't trolling. If you really do do that, don't.

If you're doing something with her, focus on her. If you're doing something with something else, focus on that. Spend equal amounts of time on her and other things though, if you don't then what's the point of being "in a relationship"? If you don't like her around at least half the time then you shouldn't have her around.

[Michael Scott]

He's trolling. He doesn't have a girlfriend. And if he does she must be ugly or extremely fat because no decent chick would let you watch a football game whilst engaging in coitus

[Ekstaz]

It isn't impossible to condition a woman to perform oral or fuck during TV time, but it definitely is distracting for both parties and lessens the sexual experience.
OP does sound like a fag that's going to cry when his gf dumps his ass, and makes a thread about how being lonely sucks.
It's not enough to humor her, and do shit she wants to do. This means you wear the skirt in the relationship.
Find something she wants to do, make it better with creative twists and ideas she would like, and have a great time yourself.

Seems like you're trying extra-hard to be a manly man because of some stupid insecurity you have (probably your mothers fault).
Treat your woman right before she starts running a 30+ black guy train in your bedroom.

[Little Miss Sunshine]

You two have been together for at least a year, right? And she is older, right? She wants a more serious relationshp and you don't. If you dowant to take the relationship to the next level,, stop bitchin and take her out to a show. At least she isn't dragging you to the mall.

[crazzyass]

OP prefers watching 22 men in tights rub all over each other instead of concentrating on sex with a woman?


I think I see the problem with your relationship. You're a fag.

[Marijuanasaurus]

First world problem.

Douchebag complains that his girlfriend wants to do things with him. Takes her money to destroy himself with drugs.

Anyone have any issues like this?

yea douchebag, we are all douchebags as well.

Really tho, all I see is you flaunting your ability to walk all over your girl, who would do anything for you. I can only conclude that your girlfriend is mad ugly, which is why you wont take her out, and she is extremely insecure, which is why she lets you waste her money on dope.

[HelloClarice]

i'm surprised at the number of people actually defending the girlfriend here, usually LLR is 99% trolling.

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Clover

Alright, first issue is yesterday she said she wanted to go out and do what 'normal couples' do. She said she wanted to go see a comedy show...I said I don't want to do that lame ass shit, it's boring and I only like a few select comedians and this wasn't one of 'em.

Another thing is, she doesn't particularly like to get high, but usually doesn't have a problem with me getting high...until I just get high and do my own thing and I don't go out with her. I think to myself, get some fucking friends and go out with them. I'm the kinda guy that likes to get high and go camping, make a fire, go shooting guns...outdoorsy shit, watch football games, maybe join a bowling league.

So it's becoming an issue, I like to do this, she likes to do that. And she has to have a lot of money in the bank, so if I go spend $200 bucks on coke on a weekend she's not too pissed, until I don't want to go see a fucking comedy. Anyone have any issues like this?

Next viper coming up..

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Honestly, you sound like a shithead. Nothing necessarily wrong with that, but it doesn't sound like you're meant to have that kind of relationship. Or at least that kind of girl.

[stupid_nigger]

Originally Posted by Clover

maybe join a bowling league.

well it appears ive found your problem....youre a flaming faggot

[T.K. Baha]

Yeah no shit, if you can't watch TV while your fucking her, next its gonna be you can't go anywhere without her. You gotta nip it in the bud now and beat some sense into her.

[CountBlah]

[Hydroponichronic]

Originally Posted by Obbe

Why are you in a relationship? You would clearly be more happy being single.

And here I thought it was obvious.

[rabbitweed]

I'm with the OP here. Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you have to do all this inane bullshit together. It should just be sex and maybe some gay cuddling and pillowtalk (yeah I admit I like it, go fuck yourself).

I mean unless you both enjoy doing the same things, why do them together? Fuck just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be joined at the hip.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

I'm with the OP here. Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you have to do all this inane bullshit together. It should just be sex and maybe some gay cuddling and pillowtalk (yeah I admit I like it, go fuck yourself).

I mean unless you both enjoy doing the same things, why do them together? Fuck just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be joined at the hip.

Well if you go do what she wants, then she can do what you want next time.

Does anyone know how to have a healthy relationship anymore? no wonder so many couples argue and have problems. It's just making small sacrifices for each other and letting go of the little things.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

First world problem.

Douchebag complains that his girlfriend wants to do things with him. Takes her money to destroy himself with drugs.



yea douchebag, we are all douchebags as well.

Really tho, all I see is you flaunting your ability to walk all over your girl, who would do anything for you. I can only conclude that your girlfriend is mad ugly, which is why you wont take her out, and she is extremely insecure, which is why she lets you waste her money on dope.

No no no no no, I make WAY more money than her; it's my account, my money. Why must you assume it's her money? She simply enjoys controlling her[edit]my money money.

And, I made it sound worst than it was for teh lulz. Still, I wouldn't take my woman's money for drugs.Hell she went and bought me some last night and I didn't ask for anything.

And the main reason I'm doing drugs is because I used to have friends and I'd go out to bars, clubs, strip clubs and go do whatever...she got raging pissed off at me, so I stopped talking to them and have no friends anymore, they're replaced with drugs now. And so basically during our whole relationship I've only taken her out to do what she wants to do, without a thought of what I'd like to do.

[rabbitweed]

Originally Posted by Mirana

Well if you go do what she wants, then she can do what you want next time.

Does anyone know how to have a healthy relationship anymore? no wonder so many couples argue and have problems. It's just making small sacrifices for each other and letting go of the little things.

Why do you have to do shit you don't want to do with your partner, and vice versa? I don't get it. WTF does it matter?

Maybe I'm just independent and used to being by myself. Dunno.

[WAN]

i am with rabbit on this one. just because one is in a relationship it doesn't mean one has to do shit one doesn't normally enjoy doing by himself/herself, just to appease the partner. for example, if my bf wanted to go watch some stupid football game, and i don't, because i am not into sports, then i sure as well would suggest he go do that while i go do my own thing.

imo THIS is a healthy relationship.

[iMagiNation]

smack a bitch up

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[Proots]

Yeah, it just sounds like she's a bit too controlling. There's nothing wrong with doing things separately, least of all if the other party doesn't enjoy a certain activity.

You mentioned something about her friends. Does she have friends?

[LavaRed]

You need someone else. You both are not compatible. That's my advice.

[Vizier]

Sex while watching a bunch of ripped black men in spandex is one of the gayest things I've ever read in my life.

[Clover]

Originally Posted by Midge

Yeah, it just sounds like she's a bit too controlling. There's nothing wrong with doing things separately, least of all if the other party doesn't enjoy a certain activity.

You mentioned something about her friends. Does she have friends?

Yeah she does. I just have been with her every day for almost a year...it's not that we're not compatible, I think we definitely are. But you can get too much of someone, and when I just wanna do my own fucking thing I get smacked down, then I have to smack back down (metaphorically) and I usually get really loud and mean about it. But yeah time will tell, and I won't wait long to find out how this plays out.

Originally Posted by Vizier

Sex while watching a bunch of ripped black men in spandex is one of the gayest things I've ever read in my life.

Some people see it as a sport; others only see the player's big bulges and asses. It's the guys who enjoy the sport who are gay .


I guess the reason I'll glance at the TV (not really watching it, again I was more or less exaggerating that) is that, I see her every day...she's the only person I ever see, or spend time with. I've just gotten way too much of one person lol.

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by rabbitweed

Why do you have to do shit you don't want to do with your partner, and vice versa? I don't get it. WTF does it matter?

Maybe I'm just independent and used to being by myself. Dunno.

For me (and her hopefully ) we do it because we enjoy spending time together and the other person being happy. [/gay]

Also it's not like every day we spend hours doing what we hate, just every now and then I'd go to some expensive resturaunt I don't wanna waste money on. And she'll come to a party with people she doesn't like.

I don't know if you guys are so tormented by all this maybe it's to find someone with more common ground in activities. The ocassional sacrifice really doesn't matter.

[T.K. Baha]

A real man keeps his women in a cage in the basement fed off of only stale biscuits and creek water.

[Psychotogen]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

smack a bitch up

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This. Nice.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by Clover

No no no no no, I make WAY more money than her; it's my account, my money. Why must you assume it's her money? She simply enjoys controlling her[edit]my money money.

And, I made it sound worst than it was for teh lulz. Still, I wouldn't take my woman's money for drugs.Hell she went and bought me some last night and I didn't ask for anything.

And the main reason I'm doing drugs is because I used to have friends and I'd go out to bars, clubs, strip clubs and go do whatever...she got raging pissed off at me, so I stopped talking to them and have no friends anymore, they're replaced with drugs now. And so basically during our whole relationship I've only taken her out to do what she wants to do, without a thought of what I'd like to do.

Ohhh I get it now. You live with your mom.

Good troll. 10/10