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Old 12-08-2011, 04:42 AM
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What are the best ways you can think about that will bring about the collapse of a nation? Destroying of large amounts of crops, so it will amp up the prices of grain products, causing civil disrest, eventually leading to the destruction of cities because of infighting, or possibly taking some college courses in recombinant DNA and joining a biohacker movement near you and getting ahold of some cheap molecular biology equipment and engineering a new deadly virus that has a high transmission rate? Give it some deep thought, come up with something good people. Dig into your hidden desire to destroy humanity.
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Buy Chinese. High interest loans. Etc.
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Old 12-08-2011, 04:47 AM
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Buy Chinese. High interest loans. Etc.
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Old 12-08-2011, 04:49 AM
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What are the best ways you can think about that will bring about the collapse of a nation? Destroying of large amounts of crops, so it will amp up the prices of grain products, causing civil disrest, eventually leading to the destruction of cities because of infighting, or possibly taking some college courses in recombinant DNA and joining a biohacker movement near you and getting ahold of some cheap molecular biology equipment and engineering a new deadly virus that has a high transmission rate? Give it some deep thought, come up with something good people. Dig into your hidden desire to destroy humanity.
1.) Start war.
2.) Lose war.
3.) Go into depression.
4.) Start political party that appeals to basest, simplest elements of humanity.
5.) Con your way into power.
6.) Kill scapegoats.
7.) Kill everyone else.
8.) Kill yourself and your cronies, after starting another war and losing.

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Old 12-14-2011, 12:56 AM
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import more blacks.
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Old 12-14-2011, 01:10 AM
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find where that newly-engineered avian flu virus is being kept

get infected with it

cause a pandemic

fuck the world

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your life now sucks too.
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Old 12-14-2011, 01:13 AM
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vote democrat
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Old 12-14-2011, 03:26 AM
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vote republican
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:53 AM
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Old 12-14-2011, 05:15 AM
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Is this video saying Hitler was a Mason?
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Old 12-14-2011, 05:17 AM
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Take out the energy infrastructure and they're fucked.
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fire sale

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Old 12-15-2011, 08:30 PM
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it's already fucked, just wait.
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Old 12-15-2011, 08:40 PM
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This came to me in 2 dreams.... simply arresting as many people as possible then more and more would eventually bring about collapse or start a revolution.
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