So I "stumbled" across this site

[1983]

Well... Looks like all bases have been covered so I'll just leave you with this picture of a turtle mooning you and welcome you to Zoklet.


Welcome

Al

[Myxomatosis]

I see what you did there, 1983.

You clever, clever dude.

You posted a picture saying it was of a turtle's ass, but you can obviously see that it's actually a picture of wire's dead baby.

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Ask Me Anything

I see what you did there, 1983.

You clever, clever dude.

You posted a picture saying it was of a turtle's ass, but you can obviously see that it's actually a picture of wire's dead baby.

a waving bear - YouTube

a waving bear - YouTube
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[FLBreakz]

Originally Posted by STD

it's the 100% pure zoklet welcome, bro.

After being entertained reading through some threads. I had a feeling of what was to come. I cried and cut my arm for a few. But its cool. But I really didn't expect this topic to become entertaining as well. I knew this looked like a decent site. Quickly learning who likes to try an piss on who. Back to my corner and will just take notes for now

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

Just remember I'm the HNIC around here. You want to make a thread, you go through me first bitch

HNIC?

Horrible Negro-centric Idiot in Charge?

[T.K. Baha]

House Nigger in something.

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

HNIC?

Horrible Negro-centric Idiot in Charge?

Happy Negro In Chicago.

[turboneger]

More like MNIC.

The M stands for " "

[AdMech]

Drugs, racism, hatred, and knowledge. These are some of our favorite things.

[HampTheToker]

Hungry Nigger ??? Chicken

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

Hungry Nigger ??? Chicken

ingesting

[1983]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

Hungry Nigger Ingesting Chicken

All I could thing to add to that.

Al

[HampTheToker]

Why didn't I think of that?

[zombo.com]

welcome to the board mate, glad these shitheads haven't managed to scare everyone off.

and to answer whoever it was, No, we don't have an introductions forum anymore, because it turned into a trollfest shithole.
you people are why we can't have nice things.

also infracted the first faggot in this thread who couldn't manage a simple "hi nice to meet you" may his corpse be a warning to the rest of you.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by FLBreakz

And was randomly reading a thread. Started laughing pretty dam hard. And continued to do so for the last hour or so.

Figured I might as well register just to stop in and say nice site. Some good info with a ton of shit that is cracking me up.

Good reading here. Now back to my corner.

Prepare to be disappointed. This place sucks hard.

[The Duke]

I asked about the intro thing.

Anyway, welcome aboard.

JUST WAIT TILL YOU DREAM YOU ARE READING/POSTING ON ZOKLET!

Then go outside and get some fucking fresh air.

[HampTheToker]

hi nice to meet you

[FLBreakz]

Originally Posted by zombo.com

welcome to the board mate, glad these shitheads haven't managed to scare everyone off.

and to answer whoever it was, No, we don't have an introductions forum anymore, because it turned into a trollfest shithole.
you people are why we can't have nice things.

also infracted the first faggot in this thread who couldn't manage a simple "hi nice to meet you" may his corpse be a warning to the rest of you.

Thnx. But no need to corpse throw on my account. I am not a keyboard breaker over the internet, its way to serious of business. If corpse throwing is the norm around here though by all means continue business as usual

[zombo.com]

i like to make a random example once in awhile.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Way to not sound like a big fat rack of bacon.

[The Duke]

zos is an OG. Nuggah has titanium fangs!

[zombo.com]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

Way to not sound like a big fat rack of bacon.

mmm, bacon.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

HNIC?

Horrible Negro-centric Idiot in Charge?

Head Nigger In Charge.

[NamelessNom4d]

hey man, welcome to zoklet

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

Head Nigger In Charge.

[unstableasatable]

hi, please enjoy our information, and contribute your own ideas and discussions and thoughts too please dont turn into one of those annoyying irrelevant comment people, unless your also witty. please ignore those people aswell. many of us have been hooked for years. enjoy your stay.
people will mention names of famous users. youll get by just fine without knowing them, ive been on for too long and have no clue who they are

(whay did you first read/ what brought you here?) cheers

[zombo.com]

Originally Posted by unstableasatable

hi, please enjoy our information, and contribute your own ideas and discussions and thoughts too please dont turn into one of those annoyying irrelevant comment people, unless your also witty. please ignore those people aswell. many of us have been hooked for years. enjoy your stay.

(whay did you first read/ what brought you here?) cheers

goddamnit. thread will now become one of those sappy nostalgia pity parties as everyone recounts how their search for pipe bombs, or making acid in their bathtub originally brought them to totse.

then someone will start crying about how much better it was back in the good old days, then i'll come in all cranky in the morning and move it all to gs.

[The Duke]

What's totse?

Hope you enjoy your stay n00b.

[turboneger]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

ingesting

First lol of the night. +1 internets.

[AdMech]

Originally Posted by zombo.com

how their search for pipe bombs originally brought them to totse.

Yep. Funnily enough, I never ventured into Bad Ideas again.

I think Zoklet is just as good as Totse, though.

[The Duke]

Bad Ideas can be one of the funniest forums on here.

[BoneThugJones]

Alright let me fill you in on some things you need to know.

LSD beat his mom and was on the news for it. OVER COFFEE LOLOLOL
Malice has a dick that's around 1 inch long and fucks cats.
TachoSomoza cut off a dogs leg.
Sepht fucks dogs.
Lanny is a boy.
Micheal Scott is a filthy nigger.
Almost every mod sucks.
Panthrax is probably he best poster.
A guy named Viper/Virgin Caine shot himself on accident on tiny chat not long ago.
Half the site is from Texas.
Jerome is not a black boy but a asian girl.
Slag well I'll just settle for interesting everyone has their own opinions.
HTS stuck a Hi-Lighter in his ass.
-Spectral is an old man with infinite alt accounts that posts wall of texts.
Ate or Figure-8 is completely insane.

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by Lord Tolkermort

Alright let me fill you in on some things you need to know.

LSD beat his mom and was on the news for it. OVER COFFEE LOLOLOL
Malice has a dick that's around 1 inch long and fucks cats.
TachoSomoza cut off a dogs leg.
Sepht fucks dogs.
Lanny is a boy.
Micheal Scott is a filthy nigger.
Almost every mod sucks.
Panthrax is probably he best poster.
A guy named Viper/Virgin Caine shot himself on accident on tiny chat not long ago.
Half the site is from Texas.
Jerome is not a black boy but a asian girl.
Slag well I'll just settle for interesting everyone has their own opinions.
HTS stuck a Hi-Lighter in his ass.
-Spectral is an old man with infinite alt accounts that posts wall of texts.
Ate or Figure-8 is completely insane.

Quoted For Epic Truth.

[Erorr]

lol I will forever love reading the narcissism that comes from mike. Its like reading the memoirs of a high ranking military official who just so happens to love speedballs.

Hello though newbie, u lyke durgz!?

[Aussie rogue]

Don't be freightened this how they welcome everyone and yeh I joined
Thinking about the same thing ......

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Originally Posted by AdMech

Yep. Funnily enough, I never ventured into Bad Ideas again.

I think Zoklet is just as good as Totse, though.

[p6867]

I thought this was going to be about someone hitting zoklet in stumble upon. Which confused me because that would mean someone set their interests as petty larceny, racism, bath salts and meth recipes.

[upinsmoke]

Originally Posted by Arcade

fuck off

I didnt know you like to fucking yourself off. Bravo

[Sick Boy]

So dike never ran off to wherever the fuck he said he was going to run off to and skip probation? Damn. Too bad.

Oh, hi. Welcome to zoklet, the shithole of the internet. I mean it's our shithole and we wub or hate it and the.... Ah fuck it. My words don't mean shit to anyone. Just post, break rules, do drugs and have a good ole time. I hear the retarded thread kids are an alright group.

Mmike, seriously, still on probation? Suuuuuuuuuucks.

[Sick Boy]

Originally Posted by Lord Tolkermort

Alright let me fill you in on some things you need to know.

LSD beat his mom and was on the news for it. OVER COFFEE LOLOLOL
Malice has a dick that's around 1 inch long and fucks cats.
TachoSomoza cut off a dogs leg.
Sepht fucks dogs.
Lanny is a boy.
Micheal Scott is a filthy nigger.
Almost every mod sucks.
Panthrax is probably he best poster.
A guy named Viper/Virgin Caine shot himself on accident on tiny chat not long ago.
Half the site is from Texas.
Jerome is not a black boy but a asian girl.
Slag well I'll just settle for interesting everyone has their own opinions.
HTS stuck a Hi-Lighter in his ass.
-Spectral is an old man with infinite alt accounts that posts wall of texts.
Ate or Figure-8 is completely insane.

Ew ew ew! Do me! Do me!