How often do you have a wet dream?

[Actor]

I sorta get them randomly like maybe 2-3 a month. Also if you choose to stop jackin off/havin sex for whatever reason, do you wear a rubber when you go to bed?

[HTS]

Never. Ever.

I don't even dream of sex. I can still count on one hand the number of times I've had sex in a dream.

[Unwyred]

I've had plenty of amazing sex dreams but I've never once had a wet dream... and if I have, it must have dried on me and the sheets before I woke up.

[FJX]

I've only had two. The first one I had, I dreamed about seeing my girlfriend's mom's pussy, then just came.

[jerome]

not enough

[The Duke]

Never had one. Sex dreams, sure. Nocturnal emissions? Nope.

[Lollygagger]

Never I jerk it too much

[HTS]

I'm convinced they teach you about wet dreams in sex ed just so there's something "gross" about guys coming of age too. I mean the guy's learn all about how girls start bleeding out of their genitals, and in reality there's nothing really comparable to that for a guy except waking up to a bed full of jizz.

I think they do it so the girls don't get picked on by immature little boys. Or at least so the girls have something to fire back with. I don't know a single person who has had a wet dream. Ever. And they make it sound like a damn near inevitability in sex ed.

[Proots]

I've only ever had two in my lifetime. Both, when I was already past 18. I had one in jail, since I didn't jerk off for like, 3 months. And, another in rehab for the same reasons.

[Turd_Smasher]

Originally Posted by Rewritten

Never I jerk it too much

This.
I spank my monkey so much I end up with powdered cum dust.

[i poop in your cereal]

I've only had two, and both were because I hadn't fapped in like 2 weeks or more. Other than that, I never dream of sex. My usual dreams are either where I'm fighting for my life and wake up drenched in sweat, or where I'm experiencing something pleasant, like sunbathing, floating or having a nice conversation with a pretty girl. Never sexual in nature though, ever.

[i poop in your cereal]

I really do have some nice dreams. Anyone else ever get those dreams where everything feels so warm, fuzzy and nice? Like you're floating on a cloud of love and comfort? It's weird cause I've never felt anything even remotely like it in waking life. It's the best feeling I've ever had, it's perfect. I get them like 5 times a month atleast and I always hate it when I wake up and the feeling leaves me...

[Helladamnleet]

Never had one. I started puberty at 8 (Only kid in my class for almost 4 years to have acne and pubic hair) and am now 20 and still have never had a wet dream, and have only had maybe 2 sex dreams.

[WeaselKit]

4ish...

Two were while in boot that sucked ass.

I have sex dreams all the damn time for some reason. I had one last night about that was a sex-nightmare. Sleep over with my girl and her MOM then i made a move and her mom was all like WTF and i almost died.

[The Greek]

Never had one.

[Bender]

Never had a wet dream bro. Am I missing out? Or avoiding an unnecessary mess?

[i poop in your cereal]

Originally Posted by Bender

Never had a wet dream bro. Am I missing out? Or avoiding an unnecessary mess?

Both.

[Marsh]

ive only had 1 ever

[Helladamnleet]

Had another sex dream last night but don't care to share it yet.

[Zok Jr.]

I've had them a few times before, its nice to wake up to an orgasm but at the same time it sucks having to get up in the middle of the night/morning to take a shower.

[iMagiNation]

I've had quite a few.

I've had them a few times before, its nice to wake up to an orgasm but at the same time it sucks having to get up in the middle of the night/morning to take a shower.

lol fuck that. wipe with shirt, throw shirt in corner, pass back out.

[Zok Jr.]

Originally Posted by iMagiNation

I've had quite a few.



lol fuck that. wipe with shirt, throw shirt in corner, pass back out.

yous nasty

[Illegal Immigrant]

only after not having jerked it in over a month. cuz i was in jail.


then i had like 3 in a week.

[iMagiNation]

Originally Posted by Zok Jr.

yous nasty

I'm a dirty man. thing.

[constantinople]

Originally Posted by i poop in your cereal

I really do have some nice dreams. Anyone else ever get those dreams where everything feels so warm, fuzzy and nice? Like you're floating on a cloud of love and comfort? It's weird cause I've never felt anything even remotely like it in waking life. It's the best feeling I've ever had, it's perfect. I get them like 5 times a month atleast and I always hate it when I wake up and the feeling leaves me...

Most of my dreams are surreal and non-linear contained stories that play out over the course of the night. Usually I differ between the protagonist of these stories, or a third party observer within the dream watching it all play out. Most of the time they are strange and don't make a lot of sense.


Example: the other night i had a dream about a cult convinced there was a smaller planet within the earth that was a source of enormous power. anyways the ended up summoning a giant blue irridescent orb out of these massive craters they created in some remote mountains using some sort of weird magic that didn't make a lot of sense and that's all i really remember other than i was one of the cultists in the dream