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Old 04-04-2009, 02:26 AM
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So im making some ramen last night, im baked and pretty hungry.

I got some polenta going with it and decide to fry some taters.

So heres how i did the potatoes.

Cut three potatoes into circular chips [skin on], cut them relativly thick. Boil them for about 5-10 minutes, then strain (i kept the water for the noodles). Chuck them in a pan of olive oil and fry for about 5 minutes (i put lid ontop) and stir occasionaly.

Then i had this mixture i had prepared when the potatoes where frying and the noodles boiling.

Cumin seed
Garam Masala
Curry Powder
Chilli Powder
Cloves
Peppercorns
Mustard Seed

I mixed with this some cornflour and noodle soup (but some butter, milk or cream would have been better), just enough to get a good batter like consistancy with enough quantity to spread around all the taters.

I used that because thats what ive got in cupboard

So once the potatoes have finished turn the heat off and add the mixture, then get a fork or spoon or chopsticks, any kind of cooking utensels (but not masher) and stir the mixture in with the potatoes. Then start stabbing it until you have a consistncy somewhere between roasted and mashed potatoes, and the remining heat from the pan will sear it a little.

This i have to say, tasted rediculously nice.

P.S i put about a tablespoon of sugar in the mixture just because it tasted quite strong to my palet without it.
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Old 04-04-2009, 02:28 AM
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Potatoes are so bad ass. I think everything I cook has potatoes in it.

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Old 04-04-2009, 02:37 AM
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But I'm not wearing any pants.

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Old 04-04-2009, 11:41 PM
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Old 04-05-2009, 12:00 AM
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Can I get a shout-out for sweet potatoes?

Taste great, good for you, and they last like fucking FOREVER. I had some sweet potatoes I left in a plastic grocery bag for 9 months and they were still fine when I got back to them. I made a sweet potato pie with them yesterday. Shit was SO cash.
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After all there is CUMin seed in this recipe
J/k, this recipe looks damn good.
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