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Old 04-04-2009, 06:57 AM
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i wanna be Dexter, give me tips nao
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:09 AM
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wear a ridiculous costume as you break into families homes and gruesomely murder them. Like funny games but in a giant racoon suit.
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:46 AM
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play gta 4 for like a whole month non stop and then go to a shopping center and go nuts

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Old 04-04-2009, 08:15 AM
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You should pick a random group of people to target.

Some options:

-Blacks
-Mexicans
-Whites
-Men
-Women
-Gays
-Jews
-Arabs
-Christians
-Police officers
-Federal employees
-Straights
-Small children
-Yourself

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Old 04-04-2009, 08:32 AM
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You should pick a random group of people to target.

-Mexicans
-Whites
-Gays
-Jews

-Police officers


K I decided but mostly the Spics because they need to go back to Mexico
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Old 04-04-2009, 08:39 AM
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-Yourself

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Old 04-04-2009, 02:57 PM
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wear a ridiculous costume as you break into families homes and gruesomely murder them. Like funny games but in a giant racoon suit.
My vote goes to the Burger King.

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Old 04-04-2009, 03:02 PM
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Kill police, your make it on the news for sure
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Old 04-04-2009, 03:03 PM
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My vote goes to the Burger King.

Too late, I already have that suit for my killings. We don't want to get mixed up do we?
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:15 PM
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Cut open window screens, and murder them while they sleep.
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:20 PM
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My vote goes to the Burger King.

i cant stop laughing
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Old 04-04-2009, 11:19 PM
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Maybe you should twist it up a bit and just kill people responsible for injustice:

-Bankers
-CIA
-FBI
-Elected officials
-Zionists
-Megapreachers

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Old 04-05-2009, 02:34 AM
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start assassinating TV evangelists. They're some of the most corrupt bastards on earth.
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Old 04-05-2009, 02:40 AM
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You should pick a random group of people to target.

Some options:

-Blacks
-Mexicans
-Whites
-Men
-Women
-Gays
-Jews
-Arabs
-Christians
-Police officers
-Federal employees
-Straights
-Small children
-Yourself


Or just driveby. Oh wait then you'd be a hero.
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Old 04-05-2009, 03:18 AM
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Default Re: Serial killing

Didn't I or someone else post this thread a bit ago?
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Old 04-05-2009, 03:22 AM
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Young padawan, here is your first mission.

Kill the Following





Kill them and lulz in the nigger/wigger/rapsucker community will ensue
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Old 04-05-2009, 03:49 AM
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Sorry. I'm more of ridding human trash from this earth not animals.
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Old 04-05-2009, 03:51 AM
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If you wanna be like Dexter you have to have class, most killers don't.
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