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Old 12-23-2011, 09:39 PM
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Default Faking a broken tail light.

Ok, so somehow you make a switch that turns off/on one of your tail lights.

You cruise around a bit until you get pulled over by a cop and when he comes up to tell you about your broken tail light, you cockblock him by turning it back on and denying that it's broken.

You get out of the car and both go to the back, and voila!

Cop makes an ass out of himself and loses an easy ticket
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:40 PM
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:47 PM
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

Then the cop makes some bullshit about smelling weed in your car, and wastes your time in return, possibly tearing the shit out of your stuff.


Bad idea, indeed.
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:51 PM
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

Yeah, then he places himself in front of the said taillight and bashes it out with his nightstick
Niggas don't like being fucked with mang, they're little bastards with inferiority complexes.

I've only met one cool cop in my entire life.
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:52 PM
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

If they "tear the shit out of your stuff" can't you take it to court?

I mean, if he couldn't find anything...

Btw, what about a camera? You can record them.

You guys are really uncreative.
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:57 PM
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

Worst idea ever. They can still give you a ticket (because fuck you, it's their word against yours) and this gives cops a reason to fuck with you. Which is a very bad idea.
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

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Ok, so somehow you make a switch that turns off/on one of your tail lights.

You cruise around a bit until you get pulled over by a cop and when he comes up to tell you about your broken tail light, you cockblock him by turning it back on and denying that it's broken.

You get out of the car and both go to the back, and voila!

Cop makes an ass out of himself and loses an easy ticket
what would you gain by this? besides wasting your time and police time?
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:58 PM
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Can't you just get a camera involved?
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what would you gain by this? besides wasting your time and police time?
I could save countless drunk drivers and potheads
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The dash cam of the cop car would show your light turning back on. Thewy could still get you for faulty equipment or some shit.
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The dash cam of the cop car would show your light turning back on. Thewy could still get you for faulty equipment or some shit.
I thought about that one as well
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:50 PM
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One: You won't get pulled over and ticketed for one tail light being out. The law requires you have at least one tail light, not both of them. You have to have both brake lights, though.
I think he meant make it look like the red cover is broken, so the officer can see white light, not just red.
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:56 PM
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One: You won't get pulled over and ticketed for one tail light being out. The law requires you have at least one tail light, not both of them. You have to have both brake lights, though.

Two: The dashcam as well as the officer cam that most cops wear on their shirts will capture anything on tape, including your light actuating whilst being pulled over.

Three: Most cops will not tell you to exit the vehicle to "Come look at your tail light". If one does, he's not doing his job properly.

Four: You can be charged with Obstructing Official Business if you are found culpable of doing this just to try to waste the cop's time.
Damn, man, you laid down the law
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

And you expose yourself to a police encounter which is never in your best interests. You're the one wasting your time and money on this project, the cop is still getting paid. Fail.
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Dude, nobody fuckin' cares anymore
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cops have never given me a ticket for broken shit
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:45 AM
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

It would be easier to just go to a payphone and make something up so they go on a bogus call.

Make something up that will send them on a wild goose chase.
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Old 12-29-2011, 01:46 AM
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Default Re: Faking a broken tail light.

Yeah, what actor said.

Post pics/vids as well.
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