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02-25-2012, 11:54 AM
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I totally agree.... and I hate to bring this up......but uh, didn't you call the cops on your mom, and end up snitching on yourself?  |
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OUR PUPPIES MATCH! 
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Brindle just looks awesome on dogs. I had been looking for a while for a brindle pit bull, and craigslist finally came through yesterday. He even has tiger stripes on his rear end.
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02-25-2012, 12:06 PM
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
dammit y'all know how fucking rich id be if i quit smoking?
very.
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02-25-2012, 12:11 PM
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Ahha! I thought the post office opened at 9, just looked, it opens at 8:30, so eta for blast of is 1 hour 13 minutes
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02-25-2012, 12:12 PM
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dammit y'all know how fucking rich id be if i quit smoking?
very.
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That shit'll kill ya
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02-25-2012, 12:12 PM
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
nothing like the smell of research chemicals in the morning.
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02-25-2012, 12:15 PM
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
I've got pentylone and MXE ready and waiting at the po. It has been well over a month since my last tango with it and I'm all kinds of excited. And I should get a package monday, tuesday, and wednesday, next week. Good times are going to be had.
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02-25-2012, 12:53 PM
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I've got pentylone and MXE ready and waiting at the po. It has been well over a month since my last tango with it and I'm all kinds of excited. And I should get a package monday, tuesday, and wednesday, next week. Good times are going to be had.
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Don't fucking kill yourself with all that shit
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02-25-2012, 12:57 PM
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Don't fucking kill yourself with all that shit
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I'm actually, fairly responsible with rc's. I don't want to have an incident, and the media get wind of it, and be part in causes others not getting to ever experience them.
I am going to go pick up some 5-HTP while I'm waiting on the po to open. I know it works wonders for meth binges.
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02-25-2012, 01:01 PM
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Ah fuck, just had to sit my mum down and tell her i needed help staying away from heroin, i fucking hate making her cry.
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02-25-2012, 01:05 PM
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They rip you of they deserve it, you'd probably change your mind if some asshole was counting your money while you were empty handed.
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If I was gonna do something I would wait till after some time had passed and pay some junkie to do it, . I've had people spray paint I'm a dirty fucking thief on some wannabe gangster white boys car, and slash a dudes tires before.
I'd never fuvking call the cops though fuck them niggas. Also, for the most part, revenge only makes people out to get revenge on you, so if it's only a couple hundred, I'll usually just shrug it off. Unless you hurt one of my boys in the process, then it's on ya heard.
Also fuck woodpeckers YO this nigger bird I swear I've shot the same one about a hubderedd times
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02-25-2012, 01:18 PM
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Also fuck woodpeckers YO this nigger bird I swear I've shot the same one about a hubderedd times
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Lol, I've had a woodpecker around my house for the longest fucking time it seems, my bedroom is on the second floor and there is an overhang above the front door right outside my window, and this woodpecker would hang upside down out there and hammer away like a motherfucker every morning at like 6:00-6:30 am. I got so pissed off one day I sprang out of bed threw the window open stuck my head out and screamed "GODDAMN YOU, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER"  and then looked out to see that some old lady walking her dog had stopped in the middle of the street and was looking up at me like "wtf"
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02-25-2012, 01:48 PM
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lol woodpecker.
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02-25-2012, 01:49 PM
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nothing like the smell of methyl ethyl ketone in the morning.
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02-25-2012, 01:51 PM
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
Hab, I made this black bean soup last night and ate two big bowls of it and I've been shitting out my intestines ever since, could've given you a run for your money this morning
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02-25-2012, 01:56 PM
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Hab, I made this black bean soup last night and ate two big bowls of it and I've been shitting out my intestines ever since, could've given you a run for your money this morning
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I love how my turds have set a standard for everyone else in this thread to try and live up to. 
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02-25-2012, 01:59 PM
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I love how my turds have set a standard for everyone else in this thread to try and live up to. |
Seriously though, I was totally fine this morning then I took one single sip of black coffee and instantly felt like my asshole was going to rupture
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02-25-2012, 02:03 PM
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I really dun wanna go to class at all today 
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02-25-2012, 02:09 PM
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I really dun wanna go to class at all today |
you have saturday classes too? i just got back from mine
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Well at least SOMEONE made the glee/scfb connection.
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wut 
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02-25-2012, 02:12 PM
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you have saturday classes too? i just got back from mine |
yeah, and it's 3 fuckin hours long
can't wait for this semester to be over
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02-25-2012, 02:18 PM
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yeah, and it's 3 fuckin hours long
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same, mine runs from 9-12, but today we had an exam so I got out at 9:45, ffffffffffffffyeah
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02-25-2012, 02:26 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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I love how my turds have set a standard for everyone else in this thread to try and live up to. |
Yours are the biggest I've seen in a while but in rehab one dude took the biggest shit I have ever seen. The guy was almost seven feet tall and the shit wrapped around the bowl twice and then peaked out of the water. It was after a long ass drive to las Vegas for a basketball game and took three flushes to get er down.
The same guy laid a massive one back at the actual rehab and then a black kid took another huge one in the same toilet on top of it. That shit was some shit man.
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02-25-2012, 03:16 PM
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Duke
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
Driving on pentylone is awesome.
Did not drive on too many main thoroughfares.
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02-25-2012, 03:51 PM
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Duke
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
I gave a female friend eyeballed 10mg of MXE about 45 minutes ago. She went to a very strange trippy place.
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02-25-2012, 03:51 PM
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
I gave her pentylone to make her semi normal.
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02-25-2012, 03:55 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
Killer tomatoes strike back
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02-25-2012, 03:57 PM
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Fucking nigger bird .
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02-25-2012, 04:43 PM
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02-25-2012, 05:11 PM
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Re: The Worst Retarded Thread EVAR
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wut |
oh, you know....
Also: Why my dog is better than your kids:
I was walking her and she found this.
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02-25-2012, 05:29 PM
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R.I.P
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02-25-2012, 07:12 PM
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I've had a very interesting day. My fiancee met Johnny Depp on MXE. I've been pretty sober and taking notes.
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02-25-2012, 07:13 PM
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waaaaaaaaah wat? How did that manage to happen?
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02-25-2012, 07:21 PM
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waaaaaaaaah wat? How did that manage to happen?
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Well the first dose I gave her didn't do anything- I figured the pentylone from earlier was fucking with it. So I gave her 30mg IM, and it fucked her up. I'm finally getting her to realize that only an hour has gone by.
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02-25-2012, 07:27 PM
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Oh...lawl.
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02-25-2012, 07:30 PM
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From what I have witnessed, it is much more potent than any MXE I've ordered before. I don't even want to try it because of the time dilation both people who have done it today have experienced.
I hate slow time, unless its from uber meth doses.
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02-25-2012, 07:52 PM
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Jaihl. Reehdy.
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02-25-2012, 08:02 PM
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Jaihl. Reehdy.
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Jail?
Again?
i can't stand up :/
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02-25-2012, 09:12 PM
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mom smokin rock same shit im sellin - so whos wrong? her or me? she addicted to the high, im addicted to the
cash, almost put my hands on her when I caught her in my
stash.. how could i do her like that, lord knows im wrong.. why would I do her like
that.. Lord knows she strong. I know its been hard but we made it baby - 10 years
clean so shes still my lady I must be dreamin'. - jeezy.
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02-25-2012, 11:24 PM
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goddamnit my intake manifold is 99% off, some wires or something are keeping it from coming all the way off, but I can at least access the back 3 spark plugs if I hold it up though
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02-25-2012, 11:33 PM
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goddamnit my intake manifold is 99% off, some wires or something are keeping it from coming all the way off, but I can at least access the back 3 spark plugs if I hold it up though
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What kind of car is it?
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