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I've never had an IPhone or Ipod touch .. let alone do I know how to use one .

All I need a phone for is to call people and to text .. so a simple slide phone will do me good .
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The iphone is easier to use than Android phones, if you've tried those.
Lies. Swype texting is the only way to go.
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Is this where I'm supposed to be offended and defend her hotness?
No that would be foolish of you
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bullshit I've made in class

that one in the middle I'll finish off at some point, the thread needs a little refinement and then I just hacksaw that dyed end off the knob and face it down.

but we start working on parts for grade on wednesday so I can't dick around so much on the lathe anymoar
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The iphone is easier to use than Android phones, if you've tried those.
Nope Im stuck in the past ... I've never upgraded past the old slider phones .

Fuck paying over $200 dollars for a phone and fuck contracts .. Im on a Tab with my cell phone company that allows me to pay a small percentage of the cell phone price on each bill .. No contract , I could bring the phone back at any time and there is no fee .

And fuck .. It seems the more you pay for a phone the more delicate it gets .
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bullshit I've made in class

that one in the middle I'll finish off at some point, the thread needs a little refinement and then I just hacksaw that dyed end off the knob and face it down.

but we start working on parts for grade on wednesday so I can't dick around so much on the lathe anymoar
Silencers ? , Lol
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Silencers ? , Lol
Nah the one in the middle will eventually be a set screw.
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Your beer goggles say she's a 9, but my BROnoculars say she's a 5.
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I make the beat retarded so I call that shit a slow jam.
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I'm you're favorite rapper now, yeah i better be. Kiss my ass like human centipede.
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Vice did a really good article where they sat down with a real gastroenterologist and had him commentary on the movie. I'll see if I can dig it up.
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Success!

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OMG a wild mr.blunt appears

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How's it going man ?
not bad. pissed at this fucking cold though, i thought it was gone

whats good?
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not bad. pissed at this fucking cold though, i thought it was gone

whats good?
Not much I started back at work two weeks ago , And had today off because it was -14 / -20 with wind chill .

About to do taxes and shit so im hoping to get a good chunk of monies back .
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nice, i really want to get back to work.

yo 99 cents for a litre of chocolate milk at sobeys nigga hit that shit up
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nice, i really want to get back to work.

yo 99 cents for a litre of chocolate milk at sobeys nigga hit that shit up
Neilsons ? , if soo thats the best chocolate milk

Fucking gulp the whole liter down in 5 gulps
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i got all sealtest, not sure if there were even others. got six litres
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Don't let me get in my zone
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When can I haz 400 thanks ?
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post more a few more times, i dont want to go back pages
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Chickin strips n french fries today nigguh ,also a chickin pot pie :3
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Lol lets get this whole page full of thanks !
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how the fuck did 888 get 400 thanks?
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how the fuck did 888 get 400 thanks?
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shit happens
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Oh shit 401 ... do you get it !?!?!?!?!
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This post should be thanked 5 times
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