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Old 12-26-2011, 07:36 AM
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One of these days i'm gonna go up to a urinal with a few other people next to me and i'm gonna start pissing on my hands and rub them together like i'm washing them. Then go dry my hands and walk out. The people who see will probably be like "What...The...Fuck..." LOL.
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

The irony here is that urine is prolly more sanitary than your average US city's tap water
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

If I saw you doing that I would follow suit but I would also use the urinal cake like a bar of soap
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^ Lol.
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

You should look at everyone else funny, like you're trying to figure out why they aren't washing their hands with piss.
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Old 12-26-2011, 07:24 PM
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

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One of these days i'm gonna go up to a urinal with a few other people next to me and i'm gonna start pissing on my hands and rub them together like i'm washing them. Then go dry my hands and walk out. The people who see will probably be like "What...The...Fuck..." LOL.
You are just full of great ideas lately.
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

I lol'd, sounds like a good idea to me. Try and tape it somehow
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:56 AM
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You should look at everyone else funny, like you're trying to figure out why they aren't washing their hands with piss.

this. then use the air dryer and act hypervigilant about walking out without touching anything, like your hands are super clean.
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

Make sure to film all this when it goes down.
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Default Re: Washing your hands with urine.

if you want a reaction, just take a dump in the urinal.
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if you want a reaction, just take a dump in the urinal.
Old but good.
I always wondered how people did this at school without getting caught/pissing all over the place
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