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Old 04-05-2009, 07:22 PM
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Mad Yggrasil getting owned as he openly admits his homosexuality.

THIS THREAD IS OWNAGE. IF YOU POSTED HERE YOU'VE BEEN OWNED.

From the jump I knew there was something wrong with him.

He tried so hard to be the next Metaphysicist. It was pathetic.

When that didn't work, he tried to get our attention again by coming out the closet and blogging about disfunctional family.

Protip: Queers burn in hell. I hope you get hit by a dumptruck.

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This isn't a bitch/complaint etc.

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Old 04-05-2009, 07:31 PM
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leave him alone.

he feels bad enough as it is i assume, he doesnt need some asshole from the internet taunting him on his newfound origin
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Wow, nice retort!

OMGZ it's me:



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leave him alone.

No.

he feels bad enough as it is

He hasn't killed himself yet, so I disagree.

he doesnt need some asshole from the internet taunting him on his newfound origin

WTF...? Newfound origin? Don't church it up, boy. It's DIRT.
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Hahahahahaha!

Stop it. Please! You're killing me, smalls.
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Old 04-05-2009, 07:48 PM
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God damn what a fag.
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God damn what a fag.
You'd like to think that wouldn't you!?
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poast-bortem! is a cock sucker. He is projecting his homosexuality onto Yggrasil because he is a subconsious twat.
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After carefully reviewing both this thread and the one in the OP, I have come to the conclusion that poast-bortem! is a closet gay.

That is all.
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After carefully reviewing both this thread and the one in the OP, I have come to the conclusion that poast-bortem! is a closet gay.
It is so good to hear it.

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After carefully reviewing both this thread and the one in the OP, I have come to the conclusion that poast-bortem! is a closet gay.

That is all.
He's so far into the closet that he's in fucking Narnia.
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He's so far into the closet that he's in fucking Narnia.
"Haha! Hey everyone, jackketch's kid is a crippled little bitch that uses a wheelchair and will probably never drive or get a woman. All this thanks to his mother being a skank-mouth trash tramp from 2nd street."

I like that we both like to joke around with eachother. Right, Jack?

e: Shit, while we're making jokes. You're a pathetic excuse for a human-being, let alone a Dad. Get off the internet aready. Just leave. You're going to fade away like a bitch anyway, it's only a matter of time.

Hahaha! Did you see the punch-line!?

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He enjoyed it when I raped him in prison.
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i was in the thread.
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I used to think that Yggdrasil was alright.

The irritating thing is that every time he responds to a post that he does not feel has quality he says that it belongs in HB, or manages to insult HB in some other fashion.

also

nice tags.
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i was in the thread.
As was I.
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"Haha! Hey everyone, jackketch's kid is a crippled little bitch that uses a wheelchair and will probably never drive or get a woman. All this thanks to his mother being a skank-mouth trash tramp from 2nd street."

I like that we both like to joke around with eachother. Right, Jack?
The thing is though

MY crippled kid won't be posting on here tonight, he's out at some girl's place in his wheelchair that we've had to have specially adapted because girls were finding it a bit hard to 'straddle'.

And what will you be doing tonight?

Oh yes that's right, the same as every night...lamely posting here and wanking yourself to sleep.
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specially adapted because girls were finding it a bit hard to 'straddle'.
I have to admit, that's fucking awesome.
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The irritating thing is that every time he responds to a post that he does not feel has quality he says that it belongs in HB, or manages to insult HB in some other fashion.
He's taking after the majority of our STAFF. (niggers, jews, non-believers.)

Anybody ever heard the word "Scapegoat" [!?]
STAFF will continue to disrespect HB because HB refuses to get organized.

Yggrasil is just another tool with a plot towards modship. He'll sit there, lying to your face, talking about not wanting to be a mod. Utter crap.

So many ass-kissers it's impossible to know where to begin.
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The thing is though

MY crippled kid won't be posting on here tonight, he's out at some girl's place in his wheelchair that we've had to have specially adapted because girls were finding it a bit hard to 'straddle'.

And what will you be doing tonight?

Oh yes that's right, the same as every night...lamely posting here and wanking yourself to sleep.
Post as absolutely spot on, spot on.
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The thing is though

MY crippled kid won't be posting on here tonight, he's out at some girl's place in his wheelchair that we've had to have specially adapted because girls were finding it a bit hard to 'straddle'.

And what will you be doing tonight?

Oh yes that's right, the same as every night...lamely posting here and wanking yourself to sleep.
Jesus Christ, you and your wife must have bad genes. She's insane and you guys produced a handicapped kid.

Congrats.

That aside: Nice insult to poast-bortem. I love how these guys dedicate hours to being obscene and talking about how much better they are than everyone, all the while having a pathetic life.
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I have to admit, that's fucking awesome.
It wasn't so much the width of the seat but his is one of these computer designed Swiss chairs and they come with half arsed 'safety features' like side walls, which he doesn't need and his last girlfriend complained about, although apparently she preferred to do it in reverse cowgirl style anyways.

Insights into the world of a disabled sex god....
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The thing is thoughMY crippled kid won't be posting on here tonight, he's out at some girl's place in his wheelchair that we've had to have specially adapted because girls were finding it a bit hard to 'straddle'.And what will you be doing tonight?Oh yes that's right, the same as every night...lamely posting here and wanking yourself to sleep.
Blah blah blah.

Everytime with those tired lines. I don't give a fuck if your son's wheelchair has been modified so he can get "straddled." <----- ROFL

You honestly want to know what I'll be doing tonight?














WALKING.

To my bedroom. To the bathroom. Just about anywhere I want.

Also guess what!? I got laid this morning, and got my dick sucked.

So I'm not sweating it either.
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the same as every night...lamely posting here and wanking yourself to sleep.



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He's taking after the majority of our STAFF. (niggers, jews, non-believers.)

Anybody ever heard the word "Scapegoat" [!?]
STAFF will continue to disrespect HB because HB refuses to get organized.

Yggrasil is just another tool with a plot towards modship. He'll sit there, lying to your face, talking about not wanting to be a mod. Utter crap.

So many ass-kissers it's impossible to know where to begin.
He is a member of the Toothlessjoe school of thought.
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Default Re: Yggrasil getting owned as he openly admits his homosexuality.

And indeed, I think poast-bortem! is most definitely a closet homosexual. The only reason for someone to be homophobic is if they think it'll somehow activate their own suppressed homosexual feelings. I don't think anyone who was confident in their sexuality would be hostile toward gays.
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So many ass-kissers it's impossible to know where to begin.
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Post as absolutely spot on, spot on.
See what I mean...?
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Jesus Christ, you and your wife must have bad genes. She's insane and you guys produced a handicapped kid.

Congrats.

That aside: Nice insult to poast-bortem. I love how these guys dedicate hours to being obscene and talking about how much better they are than everyone, all the while having a pathetic life.
He suffered oxygen deficiency after birth, nothing genetic about it, just bad a doctor. He lost a lot of brain cells, although not enough to be as dumb as Poast bortem.
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Also guess what!? I got laid this morning, and got my dick sucked.
And did he enjoy it too?
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See what I mean...?
I am an ass kisser? That is why I don't like Greyfox, or the mods in gearheads.

And stop lying. We all know you didn't get laid this morning, your urgent need to convince us otherwise confirms that, and your lack of maturity, in jealousness of a paraplegic confirms you are most likely not in excess of 16.
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To Jack:

Hahaha!

Way to dodge the point. You FAIL miserably
This thread is also all over the place. GTFO: PizzaNazi, inc, driveby

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He suffered oxygen deficiency after birth
How exactly did that happen?

thread derailment attempt hee hee hee
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Hahaha!

Way to dodge the point. You FAIL miserably
This thread is also all over the place. GTFO: PizzaNazi, inc, driveby

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How exactly did that happen?

thread derailment attempt hee hee hee
We never found out. No nurse would ever speak out or give evidence against a doctor or a colleague.
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I'm going to WALK to the bathroom and drop a deus
You keep stressing the 'walk' bit? Why? Is something a bit sore tonight? A bit of the Old Johnny Cash....burning ring of fire?
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*walks in circles around your kid in the playground*
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