IS IT A SIN

God is Great · #1 04-05-2009, 11:06 PM

hi, im not very sure if masturbating is a sin. is it a form of sexual immorality?
thanks and god bless

driveby · #2 04-05-2009, 11:07 PM

Leave the trolling to the professionals.

Kthxbye.

-*.inc · #3 04-05-2009, 11:09 PM

Yes.
The only solution is to remove your penis.

Cheers.

God is Great · #4 04-05-2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by driveby

Leave the trolling to the professionals.

Kthxbye.

no seriously my friend said today that its like premarital sex.
is it true?

Necro[keely]a · #5 04-05-2009, 11:19 PM

Premarital sex ftw!

driveby · #6 04-05-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by God is Great

no seriously my friend said today that its like premarital sex.
is it true?

Yes! I strongly suggest you pour gasoline on yourself, and light it on fire, to prepare yourself for hell! It is the only way to become accustomed to it.

Cooldarkknick · #7 04-05-2009, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Necro[keely]a

Premarital sex ftw!

I lol'd.

Being a Christian, I don't give a shit what you do. If you wanna fuck before you're married, have fun. I would do it, but I'm not really ready yet.

Necro[keely]a · #8 04-05-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cooldarkknick

I lol'd.

Being a Christian, I don't give a shit what you do. If you wanna fuck before you're married, have fun. I would do it, but I'm not really ready yet.

That's completely fair enough, and I respect you for that decision.
Don't do it if you're not ready.

VVeathers · #9 04-05-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Necro[keely]a

That's completely fair enough, and I respect you for that decision.
Don't do it if you're not ready.

You're just acting all nice to try and lure him into a gangbang. We know your game.

pygar · #10 04-05-2009, 11:34 PM

there is a tiny chance we can turn this into a legitimate thread:

What is marriage? How do you become married? There is no reference in the bible stating "you must go to church and repeat vows to one another". Marriage in biblical times is, as far as i can tell, just like having a caring monogomous relationship with someone today.

What is Adultery? Adultery is when a married (see above) person has sexual relations with someone other than his or her partner I.E. cheating.

so in summary, having sex with more than one partner is a SIN. Cheating on your partner is a SIN.

Masturbating is not a sin. There are issues with "wasting the seed" that have been pulled out of context. The main problem is "coveting another wife".
In summary masturbating is a SIN if the girl is already taken.

People used to say that LUST was bad therefore they say masturbating is bad, but then others say without lust, there can be no creation.

This is ofcourse assuming that you actually believe in the christian interpretation of god

Syphilis · #11 04-05-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Cooldarkknick

I lol'd.

Being a Christian, I don't give a shit what you do. If you wanna fuck before you're married, have fun. I would do it, but I'm not really ready yet.

That's what the virgins say.

VVeathers · #12 04-05-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Syphilis

That's what the virgins say.

Well yeah. Wouldn't make much sense if you weren't...

TruthWielder · #13 04-05-2009, 11:39 PM

That which turns you away from God is a sin.

Thus, masturbation. I'm just talking about the Christian view. All in moderation, in my mind.

Silverfuck · #14 04-05-2009, 11:39 PM

Everything good is a sin. At some point you get over it.

Necro[keely]a · #15 04-05-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VVeathers

You're just acting all nice to try and lure him into a gangbang. We know your game.

Ahh, you got me..

Cooldarkknick · #16 04-05-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Syphilis

That's what the virgins say.

Yep.

Trix Are For Kids · #17 04-05-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Necro[keely]a

That's completely fair enough, and I respect you for that decision.
Don't do it if you're not ready.

NO!!! BAD CHRISTIAN!!! YOU MUST ARGUE THAT ANYTHING AGAINST YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG! YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE! YOU DO NOT RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE FOR THEIR THOUGHTS! YOU MUST HAVE BLIND FAITH IN EVERYTHING! DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN!

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL THINGS CHRISTIAN!!!

No but really though, some of you Christians just need to chill the fuck out.

VVeathers · #18 04-05-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Necro[keely]a

Ahh, you got me..

For the starting position in the next zoklet gangbang? Sweeeet.

And if masturbation was a sin, why did good make cocks hand shaped and clits finger sized? Yeah, that's right, I'll drop a little reverse intelligent design on yo ass.

Necro[keely]a · #19 04-05-2009, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by thesupanoob

NO!!! BAD CHRISTIAN!!! YOU MUST ARGUE THAT ANYTHING AGAINST YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG! YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY CONSERVATIVE! YOU DO NOT RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE FOR THEIR THOUGHTS! YOU MUST HAVE BLIND FAITH IN EVERYTHING! DON'T MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN!

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL THINGS CHRISTIAN!!!

No but really though, some of you Christians just need to chill the fuck out.

lolwut?
I'm about as far from Christian as they get man. I was respecting a Christians decision not to have sex until he is ready, coming from a non-christian point of veiw.
You're confused.

NeoPhoenix · #20 04-05-2009, 11:54 PM

I heard there's something about the bible preferring you put your "seed" in the belly of a hooker than "spill it", but I never actually read it.

The main thing Christians don't seem to get is that everything said in the Old Testament doesn't count anymore. Thanks to Jesus, man moved from living under law into the period of grace. That means that you don't have to worry about what the Old Testament says is a sin, cause Jesus said "Chill the fuck out, I got this." and he forgave man for whatever it is that he was going to do because he knew he'd fuck up. So don't worry about it.

Unless you're a Jew. Then you're fucked because you have to believe the Old Testament.

-=-Kante-=-

yxnhpbjac · #21 04-05-2009, 11:56 PM

I committed a sin with your mom last night.

poast-bortem! · #22 04-05-2009, 11:59 PM

There's no such thing as a sin you FUCKING IDIOT.

OP should die in a fire.

**Township Rebellion** · #23 04-05-2009, 11:59 PM

Here's a simple solution: stop being religious. Bang; all your problems are gone, no more worries about sinning. It's just so refreshing to realize there is no guy in a robe in the clouds watching and judging your every move. It's just superstition.

Masturbate away, junior. It's good for ya.

Vizier · #24 04-06-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Silverfuck

Everything good is a sin. At some point you get over it.

Aye, this. I'll be seeing most of you guys in hell

Marijuanasaurus · #25 04-06-2009, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Vizier

Aye, this. I'll be seeing most of you guys in hell

Ill be running that bitch

Vizier · #26 04-06-2009, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

Ill be running that bitch

Oh, be sure to get me a VIP card or something. I heard bitches and weed down there are flaming good

jurassicalien · #27 04-06-2009, 12:29 AM

It's not a sin if you tuck it in between your legs.

Saline Colors · #28 04-06-2009, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

Ill be running that bitch

I'm driving the bus, we're making margaritas!

M. Samuel Chevalier · #29 04-06-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by VVeathers

And if masturbation was a sin, why did good make cocks hand shaped

lol wtf ur dick looks like a hand?

VVeathers · #30 04-06-2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Samsonite!

lol wtf ur dick looks like a hand?

Yeah I should've phrased that differently shouldn't I?

How much do I wish I had a hand shaped cock now!? I'd be a millionaire from five slut similtaneous cock fingering porn career.