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Old 12-28-2011, 01:24 AM
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Question How would you destroy a car quickly to leave no evidence behind?

Say you've used a car in the commission of a crime, and need to destroy it to dispose of any possible evidence (DNA, fingerprints, stray hairs, a $50 bill you dropped) left behind. You also don't have a lot of time and need to do this relatively quickly, but most likely had pre-planned everything, knew you needed to destroy the car, and therefore were able to prepare for the destruction beforehand. It must also be quite straightforward to prepare and execute and can't require any exotic materials. And this isn't about wrecking a car, it's about obliterating as much evidence as quickly as possible.

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TL;DR: What's an effective, fast, fairly simple way to destroy a car used in a crime to dispose of any evidence tying you to it?

And this thread is about destroying the evidence tying you to the car, not about hiding the car itself, or rebirthing it, or vandalising it for revenge.

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My idea: burn it. Use a decent amount (10-20L) of flammable liquid (petrol, etc) and pour it all over the interior of the car, making sure to be generous with anything you sat on or touched, like the seat, seatbelt (safety first guys!), steering wheel, gearstick, pedals, dashboard, any buttons, doorhandles inside and out. Use the rest of the petrol to soak the rest of the car, and then do the outside. Make sure windows are open to give the blaze plenty of oxygen.

There you have it, quick and easy.
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Old 12-28-2011, 01:28 AM
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Old 12-28-2011, 04:19 AM
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Default Re: How would you destroy a car quickly to leave no evidence behind?

You can burn it like you said, but that's only if your in a place with no people for at least a few miles. Burning a car releases lots of gases and makes plenty of noise since the gasoline tank will explode. The burning vinyl/plastic/gasoline creates a strong odor that you can smell from a decent distance. Also unless your comfortable with leaving behind a burned car you'll have to dispose of it somehow.
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Why not taking it out to a desert, torch the fuck out of it and bury it right there. Or vice versa. Dig a huge ass hole where the car could go in, torch it, than once it's fully torched bury the fucker.
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Strap a nuke or bombs on the said vehicle then drive it off a cliff into a deep sea trench and detonate bomb.
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everyone forgot about thermite?
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everyone forgot about thermite?
It's a car, they're a bit bigger than a hard disk. Usually.
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:21 AM
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Try to keep as much evidence as possible from getting into the car and then burn it. Maybe make a timer hooked up to jugs of gas...
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:03 PM
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Pour a few cans of gravy into the gas tank and eat it.
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Go to one of those recycling places where they would squish it into a cube of solid concrete.

You will also get paid for that.
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:42 PM
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Fire! and loads of it.
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Old 12-28-2011, 12:53 PM
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Leave the car in the Bronx overnight.
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:07 PM
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For someone who doesn't want to be around when it goes up - one can make a pretty simple delayed-ignition incendiary device with a plastic jug of fuel and a fuse-ignited flare of some sort taped to the side of the jug. The flare burns through the plastic jug to ignite the fuel; the jug itself eventually melts, spilling the now-burning fuel and ultimately becoming fuel itself. Car upholstery and clothing or similar materials should burn well. If you saw the movie Heat, I think they used something like this in the beginning to torch the van. If the fire itself doesn't ruin everything the firefighting effort almost certainly will.
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Leave the car in the Bronx overnight.
and don't forget to leave it running with the windows open, problem solved
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They'd carve that car up better than a Thanksgiving turkey. Wouldn't be a single thing left.
As lulzy and stupid as this sounds... its prolly your best bet. Leave it downtown and on, you'll never see that car again.

Except with maybe an ice cream paint job and 24 spinners
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would pouring bleach all over the car work?
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this is like the simplest of all things possible. I don't understand how there is a thread on it every week.
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Pop the two left tires and lift from other side. Then make it spin.
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this is like the simplest of all things possible. I don't understand how there is a thread on it every week.
How would you do it then?
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Old 12-29-2011, 08:58 PM
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Why not taking it out to a desert, torch the fuck out of it and bury it right there. Or vice versa. Dig a huge ass hole where the car could go in, torch it, than once it's fully torched bury the fucker.
It would take waaay too long to simply dig a hole large enough for a car to fit in, let alone digging one, placing car in - then filling it back up, again.

I'd have to agree with you as far as torching it goes. Either that, or lake/river idea. If the car belongs to you - once you dispose of it, be sure to report it stolen. That way, if it DOES turn up by some bizarre twist of fate one day, you can have an alibi as to why there's incriminating things in it.
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How would you do it then?
fire. it's so easy. fire. all other ideas are just silly and over complicated. You also don't require 10-20 liters of gasoline. Like ounces is more than enough. If you don't even need any gasoline at all. Just light the seat on fire it'll completely engulf the vehicle within 10 minutes. By that time you can be several miles away. But the time someone notices and calls the cops and the fire departments hows up there wont be much left. Why make it hard when it doesn't need to be?
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fire. it's so easy. fire. all other ideas are just silly and over complicated. You also don't require 10-20 liters of gasoline. Like ounces is more than enough. If you don't even need any gasoline at all. Just light the seat on fire it'll completely engulf the vehicle within 10 minutes. By that time you can be several miles away. But the time someone notices and calls the cops and the fire departments hows up there wont be much left. Why make it hard when it doesn't need to be?
Fire's a good way. So is driving it into the lake.
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It would take waaay too long to simply dig a hole large enough for a car to fit in, let alone digging one, placing car in - then filling it back up, again.

I'd have to agree with you as far as torching it goes. Either that, or lake/river idea. If the car belongs to you - once you dispose of it, be sure to report it stolen. That way, if it DOES turn up by some bizarre twist of fate one day, you can have an alibi as to why there's incriminating things in it.
Yeah I didn't think of the time thing for digging a whole. Especially if you're by yourself. But like you and everyone else said, a lake or a river or maybe even the ocean whatever is closest would be a good idea. Well maybe not closest.
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just give it to ur sister, dummy! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah I didn't think of the time thing for digging a whole. Especially if you're by yourself. But like you and everyone else said, a lake or a river or maybe even the ocean whatever is closest would be a good idea. Well maybe not closest.
Digging a big hole would take a while (let's assume you don't have that much preparation time before the times comes that you need to destroy the car), and a river is good, so long as the car isn't found.
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trying to sink it in a river/quarry/lake adds so many steps and leaves so much potential for things to go wrong. Whats so hard about stepping out of vehicle and burning it? No need to worry about someone finding it and recovering evidence down the road. Someone might fight it an hour after you "sink" it. What if half it doesn't go down? and it's just a tail light sticking out of the water? What if someone dives there and hits their head on the car? Now you might be held responsible for that persons injuries. Just burn it. Nothing survives fire, especially a car fire.
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find a straight, secluded strip of train tracks. park car on tracks. Do you know what kind of damage a train will take from hitting a car? none at all. Do you know how much it will slow down from impact? none.
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Evidence would still be present if a train were to hit the car. This isn't a cartoon. Shit doesn't vaporize.
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Evidence would still be present if a train were to hit the car. This isn't a cartoon. Shit doesn't vaporize.
True, this is also the reason I'm against driving the car into a lake or the ocean. And fire is easier.
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find a straight, secluded strip of train tracks. park car on tracks. Do you know what kind of damage a train will take from hitting a car? none at all. Do you know how much it will slow down from impact? none.
Yeah that's good so you're willing to put hundreds of peoples lives at risk so you can dispose of some evidence. Yeah you're fucking brilliant.
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