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Old 12-30-2011, 11:03 PM
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Default i was sexing a chick and my protection broke

the mask I was wearing slipped off and now she's seen my face.
What do I do????!
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Old 12-30-2011, 11:41 PM
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:25 AM
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Choke her out or punch her out
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Tell your sister it's all a dream.
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Donkey punch her
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Old 12-31-2011, 02:13 AM
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Old 12-31-2011, 04:13 AM
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Kill her. Kill her with your penis.
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Old 12-31-2011, 05:46 AM
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1. Take penis pump and extend your dick to about 1 meter or 3 foot.
2. Wrap now extended dick around victims neck.
3. Proceed to choke.
4. ???
5. Profit!
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