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Old 12-31-2011, 02:49 PM
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does anyone know how to this
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Old 12-31-2011, 02:59 PM
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its called a fifi just use a glove, and some long tubesocks.........put one tubesock over your hand up to the elbow and then put another one over it, and roll it up really tight.

then fill a glove/condom with lotion, and stretch the elastic rubberband part over the roll, with the lotion on the inside. secure the elastic band to the socks with a rubberband, and you are ready to go.

I only did this in jail, you shouldnt do this on the outs, seriously dude, i would use a prostitute before i used a fifi
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Old 12-31-2011, 10:32 PM
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Since you're not in jail you could always drill a dickslot into a fruit. xD

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I don't know a sponge and some peanut butter or a pie maybe.
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Old 12-31-2011, 10:51 PM
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Grab cat.

Fuck cat.

Befriend Malice.

???

Profit.
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lubbed up plastic bags filled with warm water, between a matress and a box spring for pressure.

Ah to be 12 again.
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warm raw liver
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Take a roll of toilet paper

Pull cardboard tube out

Put condom through hole

Stretch opening of condom over one whole side of toilet paper

Pour some lube in

Put it in between your mattress and box spring

Go to town on it
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Old 01-02-2012, 01:21 AM
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make your own vagina


watch it
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Just use a real vagina
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Default Re: how do make a vagina to have to sex with from household items?

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Take a roll of toilet paper

Pull cardboard tube out

Put condom through hole

Stretch opening of condom over one whole side of toilet paper

Pour some lube in

Put it in between your mattress and box spring

Go to town on it
You must have a small penis and how is this supposed to be pleasurable? Cardboard? Is that what you think a real pussy feels like?
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You must have a small penis and how is this supposed to be pleasurable? Cardboard? Is that what you think a real pussy feels like?
A layer of warm bologna or sliced ham ought to fix that problem.

Also, for a longfellow such as myself, a paper towel roll would probably work.
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A layer of warm bologna or sliced ham ought to fix that problem.

Also, for a longfellow such as myself, a paper towel roll would probably work.
Alas I am cursed with this penis of wide girth a paper towel roll would never suffice.
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Default Re: how do make a vagina to have to sex with from household items?

If you want to be realistic, just line the inside of a toilet paper tube with sandpaper. The dry grittiness and large cavity will mimic what it's like to fuck a certified Slut.
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Old 01-02-2012, 07:49 AM
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You must have a small penis and how is this supposed to be pleasurable? Cardboard? Is that what you think a real pussy feels like?
This isn't a method I use... I have a wife for a reason. I just remember seeing this on TV one day when some military guys were explaining what they do for fun.
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i came just by reading this post.
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Sigh.

Sounds like OP is another victim of circumcision.
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http://vimeo.com/6231510

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