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There are African and Native American tribes that have naturally green, blue or hazel eyes, surprisingly. Straight hair too.

Dark skinned people with blue eyes are awesome looking to me, in a weird kinda way.




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There are African and Native American tribes that have naturally green, blue or hazel eyes, surprisingly. Straight hair too.

Dark skinned people with blue eyes are awesome looking to me, in a weird kinda way.



That first pic looks so shopped it's laughable.

Speaking of blue eyes, where did this bullshit about jesus having blue eyes come from?
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Cant believe no one posted this yet.
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Dark skinned people with blue eyes are awesome looking to me, in a weird kinda way.
Bit different to your examples but...

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There are African and Native American tribes that have naturally green, blue or hazel eyes, surprisingly. Straight hair too.

Dark skinned people with blue eyes are awesome looking to me, in a weird kinda way.



that bullshit. black people dont have blue eyes
I know one half black person that does. He's really fucking weird looking
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Old 01-02-2012, 07:24 PM
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that bullshit. black people dont have blue eyes
I know one half black person that does. He's really fucking weird looking
You don't know shit about genetics, then. Traits can show up anywhere.

There's something about a dark person with light colored eyes, it's like they're some sort of mystic or something.
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You don't know shit about genetics, then. Traits can show up anywhere.

There's something about a NIGGER with light colored eyes, it's like they're some sort of mystic or something.
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100% asians and blacks dont have blue eyes bro
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Old 01-02-2012, 07:30 PM
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So can I spend $2500 to turn one of my eyes light blue, and keep the other one green?

People with two different coloured eyes amaze me; I want to be like them.
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Old 01-02-2012, 07:31 PM
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^ I thought light eyes in an African meant European ancestry. I know this is the case for certain Middle Eastern tribes, though others may have blue or green eyes without any European heritage at all AFAIK.

Regardless, I don't approve of this technology (possibly the only technology I have ever disapproved of ) because my eye color is so rare and it will now be common as dirt. Assuming the procedure is able to be fine-tuned for green eyes, anyway.

What's next, making everyone left-handed?
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Bit different to your examples but...

After that photo was seen world wide a massive hunt was on to find the girl, wonder if they found her. The Taliban probably got her first and ripped her eye balls out for being the illegitimate child of a US soldier.
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After that photo was seen world wide a massive hunt was on to find the girl, wonder if they found her. The Taliban probably got her first and ripped her eye balls out for being the illegitimate child of a US soldier.
They did find her. She's only about 25-30ish, but the life she's lived over there has not been kind:



Plenty of people in the Middle East have light eyes/hair, though. Also, I'm a little confused about traits like blue eyes, blond hair etc. I was under the assumption those kinds of traits all come from genetic mutations originating in Europe, but there's some groups of people that have those same traits that, as far as I know, don't have European admixture. Case in point, some Hmong people from SE Asia:

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^ I thought light eyes in an African meant European ancestry. I know this is the case for certain Middle Eastern tribes, though others may have blue or green eyes without any European heritage at all AFAIK.

Regardless, I don't approve of this technology (possibly the only technology I have ever disapproved of ) because my eye color is so rare and it will now be common as dirt. Assuming the procedure is able to be fine-tuned for green eyes, anyway.

What's next, making everyone left-handed?
Not at all. There are people in Africa with absolutely no European admixture whatsoever who have lighter skin, straight hair and colored eyes.
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i like dark brown eyes more
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she looked hot in the first picture. she looks kinda manly now
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What happens if a person with blue eyes gets it done? Clear?
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I have green eyes and I'm cool with that.
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That's right faggots GET LIKE ME.
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she looked hot in the first picture. she looks kinda manly now
Yeah looks like that guy form monty python.
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Yeah looks like that guy form monty python.
Fuck that sandnigger bitch.
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Yeah looks like that guy form monty python.
Looks like Alice the nanny from the brady bunch.






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Not at all. There are people in Africa with absolutely no European admixture whatsoever who have lighter skin, straight hair and colored eyes.
I stand corrected, then. Are we talking isolated occurrences, like once every few generations, or entire populations with significant percentages of blue-eyed people? It'd be weird as hell to be walk into an African village and see half the dudes there staring at you with eyes bluer than back home...
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I stand corrected, then. Are we talking isolated occurrences, like once every few generations, or entire populations with significant percentages of blue-eyed people? It'd be trippy as hell to be walk into an African village and see half the dudes there staring at you with eyes bluer than back home...
Entire groups of people have been observed with green, blue and hazel eyes.
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For some strange reason, alot of people think there are a few true blood native americans with blue or green eyes. It is not so. I have been thousands of traditional powwows and the only non-brown eyes are see are part bloods with both mother AND father mixed with white folks. I am a native american from brighton seminole areservation on lake okeechobee's NW shore in Florida, USA. I am old enough to remember living in a chikee when I was a child and my parents could hardly speak english. My grandparents could not speak any english except "hello". I speak both english and mvskoki' seminole (the frist language I learned)
I think this is because, starting about 20-25 years ago, every non-native person in the usa fantasizes about being an Indian. Celebrities like Megan Fox, who have blue eyes and are pretty and claim to be part native with absolutely nothing to back that up only encourages this fantasy romance.
Believe me when I say, us native americans detest it and do not accept any of these people who have the native "grandmother". It is always a grandmother. In truth the opposite is true. Native men are the ones who mix.
Native women usually stay close to home and the husband comes to live with her family, not visa versa. That is the way it is done. I guess reality is different from the movies, huh?
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I am native american. No true native american has blue eyes. Too many movies...too many fantasies.
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I can support this simply because i think using technology to master the body is glorious


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I'm thinking Dune.
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I remember the good old days when you had to transform into a super saiyan before you could get blue eyes.

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lol he said brown eyes.
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Not at all. There are people in Africa with absolutely no European admixture whatsoever who have lighter skin, straight hair and colored eyes.
You basically just said that there are black people in Africa, who are completely genetically black, who are white people.

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In addition, all modern ethnic groups, other than Africans, carry traces of Neanderthal DNA in their genomes, the study says—which at first puzzled the scientists. ...No fossil evidence has been found for Neanderthals and modern humans coexisting in Africa.
Neanderthals, the study team says, probably mixed with early Homo sapiens just after they'd left Africa but before Homo sapiens split into different ethnic groups and scattered around the globe.
For another thing, Neanderthals never lived in China or Papua New Guinea, in the Pacific region of Melanesia, according to the archaeological record. (See "Neanderthals Ranged Much Farther East Than Thought.")
"But the fact is that Chinese and Melanesians are as closely related to Neanderthals" as Europeans, said Reich, a population geneticist at the Broad Institute of MIT and Harvard University.
The first opportunity for interbreeding probably occurred about 60,000 years ago in Middle Eastern regions adjacent to Africa, where archaeological evidence shows the two species overlapped for a time, the team says.
Groups of people have been crisscrossing all over Europe and the middle east to even the far east for shit tons of years now. Recessive traits are gonna be scattered around.

Also, cro magnon / white people have been meddling around in northern Africa for ALSO a shitfuckton of time. Their jizz is spread far and wide north of the Sahara and in the east, GEE I BET SOME OF THEM WENT SOUTH.

If blue eyes appear in a pygmy niglet in the middle of the congo, it's a fluke mutation. It may not even be cosmetic, it may indicate other malfunctions throughout the body which are undesirable, like how most albinos suck at eyesight. You will find no instances in specific, deeply African tribes of sudden appearances of people who look white- Unless a whitey or two plopped down a creampie somewhere along the aeons.

Taco is attracted to black with blue eyes because he secretly wishes he was Finnish, and loves butt plugs.
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So can I spend $2500 to turn one of my eyes light blue, and keep the other one green?

People with two different coloured eyes amaze me; I want to be like them.
you would be looking like one of those cats with differently coloured eyes
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