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Old 01-03-2012, 12:13 AM
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pro: it's cheap. has no preservatives or fragrances or colourings. con: might clog up pores but honestly i have never experienced it.

Have you tried it? it's good stuff, huh? keeps my skin supple the next day after one night of having my face smothered in it
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:16 AM
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I think you would look better with something else that is white sprayed over your face.
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:18 AM
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Its oil based, so that probably wouldnt actually 'moisturise', just make you all greasy.

I use a solution of glycerine and water as an aftershave and it works well.
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:19 AM
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Well it's never clogged up the pores on my dick. It's a bitch to clean off though.
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:27 AM
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Its oil based, so that probably wouldnt actually 'moisturise', just make you all greasy.

I use a solution of glycerine and water as an aftershave and it works well.
but doesnt it serve as some sort of mask, keeping the moisture locked in your facial skin? the way i see it, its like smeared on the face, and it's like a membrane, and now that i learnt its oil-based, it makes even more sense now. see water and oil dont mix, so the moisture in your face can't escape through it
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:35 AM
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so i guess wet your hair and then apply the vaseline?

this one time I put this pomade shit in my hair that black ppl use, it took days for me to finally get it out.
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good diaper rash fixer upper, I find
on myself, BTW
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I use Vaseline as chapstick. It works very well, keeps my lips pretty soft.
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Old 01-04-2012, 04:00 PM
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I use Vaseline as chapstick. It works very well, keeps my lips pretty soft.
i might try that sometime; although i dont like the feeling of having something on my lips, i dont even like lipstick
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Put it on your lips at night. You will have the softest lips.
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pro: it's cheap. has no preservatives or fragrances or colourings. con: might clog up pores but honestly i have never experienced it.

Have you tried it? it's good stuff, huh? keeps my skin supple the next day after one night of having my face smothered in it
Tried it but not good enough for eczema "super dry itchy skin"
Hemp Oil is best type of moisturizer in my view.
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i use it on my knuckles as they dry out in winter.

protip: apply before bed and it's done its job by the time you get up.
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I compulsively wash my hands. So, in the winter time, they're literally cracked and bleeding. Unless, I apply a thin layer of vaseline before bed. It always softens and heals them right up before morning.
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Default Re: vaseline as moisturizer?

I too put vaseline on my lips. I use it like anybody would use chap stick and it works wonders. I like it better than chap stick actually. I just apply it whenever but I naturally have really dry lips so I find myself applying it multiple times a day. The girly does like it though
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