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Old 01-06-2012, 10:08 AM
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Default Why are there SOOO many guests?

At an average (whenever I look), there are usually 800+ guests lurking.

I will never understand why people lurk
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:15 AM
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They are all in the porn forum, and they are all bots.

Mind = blown.
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:18 AM
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Hahahah, that's pretty funny.
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:35 AM
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Default Re: Why are there SOOO many guests?

There are currently 807 active users (48 members and 759 guests). But if you count the number of people in each forum, there are only 640.

So who are the 167 invisible users ? FBI, CIA, NSA ?
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:37 AM
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Hopefully a bunch of hot chicks
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There are currently 807 active users (48 members and 759 guests). But if you count the number of people in each forum, there are only 640.

So who are the 167 invisible users ? FBI, CIA, NSA ?
CIA technically isn't allowed to operate on US soil
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Old 01-06-2012, 10:55 AM
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CIA technically isn't allowed to operate on US soil
They are law-abiding citizens... for sure...
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There are currently 807 active users (48 members and 759 guests). But if you count the number of people in each forum, there are only 640.

So who are the 167 invisible users ? FBI, CIA, NSA ?
People always talk FBI treat totse/zoklet as a huge priority. I've even heard people suggesting which members might be an FBI agent in disguise. Do you really think they'd waste the manpower lurking/making posts on a low-key public forum like this?

They run a keyword search. Tops.

Also, was the guy talking about porn bots actually being serious? What's their purpose?
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CIA technically isn't allowed to operate on US soil
fucking typical American bullshit. This isn't America, this is the internet. You niggers didn't invent the internet and it doesn't belong to you. In fact, the internet itself is located miles out in the ocean. How is monitoring a website "operating on US soil"?
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Default Re: Why are there SOOO many guests?

Automated bots "sit just outside the door" and listen in on the conversation looking for opportunities, and they like to stay invisible when they decide to come in and hang their hats for a spell.
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Old 01-06-2012, 11:52 AM
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fucking typical American bullshit. This isn't America, this is the internet. You niggers didn't invent the internet and it doesn't belong to you. In fact, the internet itself is located miles out in the ocean. How is monitoring a website "operating on US soil"?
0/10

Shitty troll attempt is shitty.
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