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OP, this thread made my day.

So now you have reached the worst possibility: after 7 months you will get a handjob so horrible it made the last man run away.
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OP, this thread made my day.

So now you have reached the worst possibility: after 7 months you will get a handjob so horrible it made the last man run away.
LOL!
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Old 01-11-2012, 12:45 AM
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omg my pussy just farted and it soundeded like a wet kyke being stomped in mud
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Heres the deal, so my girlfriend (shes 17)(and also she wants to wait before we go all the way) and i have been together about 7 months and on the 3rd month we were making out on her couch and i decided to finger her (it all went well). she said it was okay and she likes it. then we talked about it and she was all "i wanna stroke you '' or something like that. Since then ive been fingering her (i estimate it at about once a week) and she still hasnt touched me on my penis (shes rubbed me over the jeans but it does not count! its happened 3 times total for 5 minutes...) Everytime i try to get her to she tells me its either the wrong time or place even after i just fingered her its " im tired". i live in my own house alone and its "not right now" everytime i make an effort. her parents dont leave us alone when we're at her house so we have to wait till they sleep. WHY???? wtf? i mean im not desperate ( theres always internet, right?) its just frusterating i give and dont get ANYTHING... just why and how can i change this?
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What do you prefer? Cunny?
No, 'pussy' is fine.
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