What is this world coming to?

[xilikeeggs0]

For my politics class, we're allowed to volunteer for some guy's campaign to get extra credit. He's running for city council, and one of the ladies who is running against him is absolutely insane. She took down one of his huge coroplast signs to put up her tiny, ghetto, homemade, cardboard sign:


Here are her responses to the questionnaire that all of the candidates were asked to fill out:
http://sanantoniotxcoc.weblinkconnec...?ContentID=871

For those of you who can't be assed into opening it, here is the plain text:

The Greater San Antonio Chamber of Commerce
2009 City Council and Mayoral Candidates
Questionnaire
Lorena Saldierna
District 5

1. Economic development and retention encouragment to retain and create jobs included are the emergency services?
San Antonio is a very well developed town able to hold even emergency jobs
and provide emergency help just like we saw during the flood of two of our
neighbors such Loussiana and Houston. Is important to give help to the small
busibess, starting from garage sales and churches sales, volunteer work, and
gifts they have, to aid the economy and growth of this town. Remember that
the moral valious and good citizenship we enjoy now, is the fruit of many
ministers who draw the American constitution.

2. Education?
San Antonio is one of the newest countries, and many inovators come to see
what to do many with money many with ideas we don't discriminate but the
ones with the ideas come to educate in this world of opportunitiea thet the
ones with the finantial resources can pay without mantion the interest of the
goverment to educate the ones that not involving themselves in drugadiction
can enjoy the opportunity to have paid their tuition which is part of the
expense towards higher education. The church should come forward to enjoy
the journey helping building minds, to help communities, I will say that to
serve the Lord is to serve the community and there is a lot of plesure to serve
people.

3. Water resources?
To train the community to use the natural resources is thing of the spirit. To
have the same spirit of preservation comes from the gifts of the Holy Spirit,
spiritual people practice preservation and in orderly fashion cares for many
thing, why not allow the participation of christian groups to indoctrinate the
care for the natural resources and so they can last until strategies are planed
in case of emergency.

4. Transportation?
The transportation issue is not easy to solve because people have created
second and three floor maybe more floors and to specific site of the house
specific space for the car there no question to ask. Still we need to remember
to be careful to live lives like those because this environments will create
plagues such the gun fire, theft, unwanted pregnancies on teens, crime will
rise because the city doesn't have all the jobs available for everyone always. I propose to go to the rural areas where the air is clean, where the plants will
give what is need to sustain the life, and not necessary to expend our
financial resources like if the land were sterile, there is plenty of savings
planting all kind of vegetables and fruit trees around our houses.

5. Energy?
There is plenty of energy around us. If there is plenty of vegetation there is
energy. There is plenty of life we still have the animal force to depend on, is
so healthy to take tour in horses and other ways of transportation, there is
plenty of resources to bring light to the houses and to cook meals, we still
have blessings for a long time.

6. City Budget and Finance?
It is very important that the city doesn't need mayor construction. Sustain the
city already done is the responsibility of everyone the Administrators of the
city people in general keeping with the good citizenship and the family values
along with the Christian values which is the one and greatest treasures we
have since the foundation of this country and allow the church to bring their
favors to the community so that way we can have an environment of respect
and good traditions and by gathering together we can live in harmony and
love keeping all we have worked for and saving for emergencies also.
Together we can make a difference, to serve God is to serve the community
and it is a pleasure to help others.

[Mirana]

Fuck them all.

Just play along until things can go your way, fake it till you make it.

[The Jitterskull]

Wtf.
Some of those sentences don't even make sense.

"Ma'am, what will we do about the energy problem?"
"We have plants, which means we have animals, which means we have energy! Problem solved."

[Yggdrasil]

Is this bitch a Mexican immigrant by any chance. She doesn't even use proper grammar

[Yggdrasil]

Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0

She's using Christian icons to appeal to voters. Looks like this isn't a one-trick pony (well, maybe a trick and a half )

[xilikeeggs0]

Originally Posted by Yggdrasil

She's using Christian icons to appeal to voters. Looks like this isn't a one-trick pony (well, maybe a trick and a half )

She must be trying to appeal to the children too, hence the use of crayons.

[RadioFree]

You should have volunteered for this lady's campaign, honestly. I would vote for her.

[Nostalgia]

Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0

She must be trying to appeal to the children too, hence the use of crayons.

....I spilled spagghetti while loling at this.... I hope you're happy.

[.it]

Originally Posted by xilikeeggs0

She must be trying to appeal to the children too, hence the use of crayons.

and the homeless for using a cardboard box.

[xilikeeggs0]

Originally Posted by RadioFree

You should have volunteered for this lady's campaign, honestly. I would vote for her.

The guy whose campaign I volunteered for is in my class. That would have been sort of awkward. Plus, I'm kind of scared of that lady, and I've never even seen her.

[xilikeeggs0]

Originally Posted by Ruthers

....I spilled spagghetti while loling at this.... I hope you're happy.

Quite.

[xilikeeggs0]

Originally Posted by .it

and the homeless for using a cardboard box.

And the grammar nazis for using so much white out. Oh, wait...

[reallystupidstuff]

FUCK JESUS

[bobapanbeers]

WOW! Most of what she said didn't make sense at all! Sadly, I bet she'll still win...

[NamelessNom4d]

I lol'd

[Agent 008]

So what's the problem? Everyone has a right to run for a position.

Come back to us with "what is this world coming to" if/when she wins. This thread is pointless otherwise.