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Old 01-13-2012, 04:33 AM
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Default How to get out of no proof of insurance ticket or other traffic tickets?

So I got pulled over today and got a "failed to provide valid proof of insurance" ticket. Which will apparently be 4 points on my license and I have previous tickets so if I get 4 I may lose my license. I have also heard that the fine can exceed $1,000 which I really don't wanna pay.

Also, I just got an insurance policy a little bit ago, not even 4 hours after the ticket was wrote. And I am going to register my car and get plates tomorrow, which I did not get a ticket for.

Anyone know ways to geoust lowered or get it dismissed completely?
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Old 01-13-2012, 04:57 AM
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go to court, suck up to the magistrate. if your luck is anything like mine you'll get the points removed and possibly a lower fine, if not, at least you can say you tried.

above all, sound like you gotta get your shit together.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:16 AM
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Default Re: How to get out of no proof of insurance ticket or other traffic tickets?

photoshop a proof of insurance and say you had it at home.
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:31 AM
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is that like some kind of wizard?
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Old 01-13-2012, 05:54 AM
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So I got pulled over today and got a "failed to provide valid proof of insurance" ticket. Which will apparently be 4 points on my license and I have previous tickets so if I get 4 I may lose my license. I have also heard that the fine can exceed $1,000 which I really don't wanna pay.

Also, I just got an insurance policy a little bit ago, not even 4 hours after the ticket was wrote. And I am going to register my car and get plates tomorrow, which I did not get a ticket for.

Anyone know ways to geoust lowered or get it dismissed completely?
Lol, I hope they throw the fucking book at ya

Getting insurance after the fact is retarded and they are gonna nail you and I hope they do. It is morons like you that get into accidents and totally ruin lives because you think you don't need it and then cause hardships to those because of it

I hope they send you to jail and bubba rapes you
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is that like some kind of wizard?
"a minor judicial officer, as a justice of the peace or the judge of a police court, having jurisdiction to try minor criminal cases and to conduct preliminary examinations of persons charged with serious crimes."
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Old 01-13-2012, 06:18 AM
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Lol, I hope they throw the fucking book at ya

Getting insurance after the fact is retarded and they are gonna nail you and I hope they do. It is morons like you that get into accidents and totally ruin lives because you think you don't need it and then cause hardships to those because of it

I hope they send you to jail and bubba rapes you
Agreed
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:31 AM
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photoshop a proof of insurance and say you had it at home.
This is admitting to the charge, and you're a retard.

When the charge is "failure to provide proof," it doesn't matter where the proof is or if you even have insurance or not. It matters that YOU DIDN'T SHOW PROOF. "It was at home" is pissing on your own foot.

Jeeeeezus.
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Old 01-13-2012, 07:52 AM
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is that like some kind of wizard?
lol hahaha

no its basically just a judge that deals with misdemeanors. like without a jury and that, and they can only sentence you to a maximum 6 months in any case. they can refer to a crown court tho, where you get a jury and all that shit.

anyway, here the cops onboard computer and camera reads your number plate and tells them whether you have insurance or not. the insurance companies computers are all linked to the police computers. so by the time you've pulled up and the cop has walked up to your window he already knows you have no insurance and they have your car towed. i'm surprised you don't have a similar system over there but i guess its more work setting something like that up between all those states. i bet its coming to a screen near you soon tho.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:13 AM
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Also, I just got an insurance policy a little bit ago, not even 4 hours after the ticket was wrote.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:42 AM
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Default Re: How to get out of no proof of insurance ticket or other traffic tickets?

I actually had to show up to traffic court for not having proof of insurance earlier this year.

Pretty much all I had to do was show up with my new proof of insurance and claim that I had misplaced it when the cop pulled me over. The cop wasn't even there anyway, so instead of paying $600, I only paid $20 in court fees.
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Old 01-13-2012, 08:46 AM
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Won't they kind of figure out when your insurance is from after getting pulled over lol
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Old 01-13-2012, 09:28 AM
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Default Re: How to get out of no proof of insurance ticket or other traffic tickets?

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photoshop a proof of insurance and say you had it at home.
That's actually a decent idea, though OP should have told cop that it was at home

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is that like some kind of wizard?
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Old 01-13-2012, 10:12 AM
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i know, that's still the biggest laugh i've had all day so far. why the fuck did he think it was a kind of wizard ffs? lmfao
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Lol, I hope they throw the fucking book at ya

Getting insurance after the fact is retarded and they are gonna nail you and I hope they do. It is morons like you that get into accidents and totally ruin lives because you think you don't need it and then cause hardships to those because of it

I hope they send you to jail and bubba rapes you
^Dude... calm the fuck down. You sound like you want to fuckin kill this man just because he got a ticket.

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^Dude... calm the fuck down. You sound like you want to fuckin kill this man just because he got a ticket.

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