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Old 04-08-2009, 07:19 PM
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1# If you hate the taste of cum, tell your boyfriend/husband to eat pineapples for about 2 days before, and it will taste sweeter. - Anonymous, Virginia
2# Some women don’t like to swallow semen because of the sharp sensation it leaves in their throat. And there is nothing much to do about that. What I found to be the next best thing (possibly even better) is that she slowly lets it ooze out of her mouth while sucking (best done while sitting up). - Rob, Europe
3# At first I was afraid to swallow. But then my best friend said the best thing to do is suck on Tic Tacs before sucking on a cock. And she was right. - Melissa, U. S.
4# I would recommend putting something sweet in your mouth before you swallow and get tongue ring. Gives your guy a better experience. - Ann, Iowa
5# The most obvious thing to do is use a condom. It may not be as pleasurable to your partner than it would be without it, but hey, it is better than nothing, right? I mean, you should not have to suffer. There are also flavored condoms for your pleasure. - Neva, New York
6# I've always swallowed. Now, I love seeing the look on my husband's face as our eyes are locked on the other's and he shoots his streams of cum into my mouth. It's just magical. However the taste is something that I've never really gotten used to. Over the years I've learned to deep throat him completely even though he's about 8 inches and average thickness. I've learned from asking him that it's almost more enjoyable for him to cum while he's in my throat than it is when he's shooting it all over my tongue and the back of my mouth. The big advantage it gives me when I deep throat him and he comes is that I never taste it. When I sense he's starting to have his orgasm I just take a deep breath and push his cock down my throat as far as I can and begin swallowing. That method hasn't failed to make him have an immediate orgasm. He says my swallowing almost feels like I'm finishing him off with a hand job around the head of his cock. - Anonymous, U. S.
This site is full of lulz and win. I wanted to post it in LLR but thought better of it.


Read and educate yourself, next time your girl friend resist your cum you will be equipped with some knowledge to make her do otherwise.

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/100-blowjob-tips.shtml

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http://www.dontspitswallow.com/ <-- the site.

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Old 04-08-2009, 07:26 PM
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That's pretty hilarious.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:53 PM
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#5 is really uncomfortable/displeasurable for both men and women.
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Old 04-08-2009, 08:48 PM
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What's so funny about this?
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Old 04-08-2009, 08:55 PM
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What's so funny about this?
Visit the site before speaking up, I can't paste all the content here and also this isn't intended to be funny for everyone and nor am i in the mood to quote everything from the visit.

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Old 04-08-2009, 09:02 PM
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Visit the site before speaking up, I can't paste all the content here and also this isn't intended to be funny for everyone and nor am i in the mood to quote everything from the visit.

I have visited the site and I still don't see what's so funny.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:06 PM
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I have visited the site and I still don't see what's so funny.
Well, it had to be your fault, it seems that you spend so much time here that any new funny or entertaining material doesn't work for you. I really feel sorry for you . Anyway it seems funny to me and funny to others as well it's not possible to make everyone happy at the same time anyway.

Better luck next time.

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Old 04-08-2009, 09:07 PM
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I gave my girl skittles afterwards. Now she can't stand the sight of red skittles..
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When my man comes in my mouth I always swallow. My technique is simple: I have my man put his cock inside my mouth as far as possible and give him a nice head job until his cock swells up and he can't hold it anymore and he comes in my mouth. There is no pulling his cock out when he starts to come because I want it all, every last drop of cum. After he pulls his hard cock out of my mouth, I show him his cum in my mouth before I swallow it. Sometimes I will spit it in my hand and then lick it off my hand, or spit it into my coffee cup - makes my coffee taste 100 percent better. One more thing, too - instead of jam or butter, I spread cum on my toast - delicious and no calories! - JJ, U. S.


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Old 04-09-2009, 03:12 AM
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I fapped.
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Oh man, number 6 was almost fapworthy.
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lulz. I don't see how its relevant though.
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Well, I have an erection.
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why the fuck did i read this?
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This is a rare case of the internet actually being able to benefit me in real life.
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:39 AM
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When my man comes in my mouth I always swallow. My technique is simple: I have my man put his cock inside my mouth as far as possible and give him a nice head job until his cock swells up and he can't hold it anymore and he comes in my mouth. There is no pulling his cock out when he starts to come because I want it all, every last drop of cum. After he pulls his hard cock out of my mouth, I show him his cum in my mouth before I swallow it. Sometimes I will spit it in my hand and then lick it off my hand, or spit it into my coffee cup - makes my coffee taste 100 percent better. One more thing, too - instead of jam or butter, I spread cum on my toast - delicious and no calories! - JJ, U. S.


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Bullshit.
There is six calories to the average cum shot.
I know this because I went on a cum diet once.
If I gave my boy headies 10 times a day = 60 calories. About 10% of my daily needs. Then I would eat a small dinner and I was sweet.
It worked really well for weight loss, a little impractical when I had to go back to school and he got a job though, so I gave up.
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:42 AM
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^^ Yeah, you're lying. You didn't give your boyfriend head ten times a day stfu.
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:49 AM
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^^ Yeah, you're lying. You didn't give your boyfriend head ten times a day stfu.
Eh, ask him.
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:58 AM
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k ill ask ur boyfriend u stupid bitch
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Old 05-04-2009, 06:59 AM
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Eh, ask him.
And his phone number would be?

You're lying. Either that or just liked sucking dick for 13 hours a day. After I cum like 4 times in a day it takes forever to bust a nut. I can't even imagine 10. How long was the 10th bj? Like 3 hours?

Bullshit. And a cum diet is the stupidest things I've heard. Its kinda hot. But incredibly stupid.
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:00 AM
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Yeah 4 times in a day is pushin it, you'd have to be a freak of nature to go ten times a day, for multiple days.
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And his phone number would be?

You're lying. Either that or just liked sucking dick for 13 hours a day. After I cum like 4 times in a day it takes forever to bust a nut. I can't even imagine 10. How long was the 10th bj? Like 3 hours?

Bullshit. And a cum diet is the stupidest things I've heard. Its kinda hot. But incredibly stupid.
LOL
If you seriously want his phone number, if you are actually planning on ringing and asking, I'll PM it to you. But I doubt you would be bothered.

And nah, he came really quickly. Heaps quicker than any other guy I've been with. Tbh it was really annoying. Obvs it got longer as the numbers increased, but if you space it out enough it's only like an hour by the end.
Of course a cum diet is stupid. I never denied that. In fact, I realised it at the time. It was fun though, so who cares.
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:12 AM
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LOL
If you seriously want his phone number, if you are actually planning on ringing and asking, I'll PM it to you. But I doubt you would be bothered.

And nah, he came really quickly. Heaps quicker than any other guy I've been with. Tbh it was really annoying. Obvs it got longer as the numbers increased, but if you space it out enough it's only like an hour by the end.
Of course a cum diet is stupid. I never denied that. In fact, I realised it at the time. It was fun though, so who cares.
lol... What, so like an average of 10 minutes a blow job... and they get progressively longer... So what. Like 2 minutes for the first blow job? lulz.
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Old 05-04-2009, 07:14 AM
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And his phone number would be?

You're lying. Either that or just liked sucking dick for 13 hours a day. After I cum like 4 times in a day it takes forever to bust a nut. I can't even imagine 10. How long was the 10th bj? Like 3 hours?

Bullshit. And a cum diet is the stupidest things I've heard. Its kinda hot. But incredibly stupid.
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lol... What, so like an average of 10 minutes a blow job... and they get progressively longer... So what. Like 2 minutes for the first blow job? lulz.
Oh come on, it was at least six.
Lol.

That was the other upside of giving lots of head, by the time we fucked he lasted longer than 15 minutes :/
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Oh man, number 6 was almost fapworthy.
I had every intention of making this same exact post.

Even if she was a fatty, I'd love to hook up with that kind of girl.
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What's so funny about this?
Snoopy pretending to be above everyone sexually even though his a raging virgin.
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Snoopy pretending to be above everyone sexually even though his a raging virgin.
Whatever you say, roby.
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Well, I have an erection.
Sort it out!
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Funny shit, Nice read!


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