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Old 01-15-2012, 09:52 PM
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Default Bad Ideas Banner Contest: 3 (Submit banners by Feb 4)

This is the third banner contest for BI. Post your banner submissions. Banners should be crime oriented. Banners should have the words, 'Bad Ideas' & 'Zoklet' on them. Dimensions should be 667px × 125px. No NSFW banners. Once we have an adequate amount of submissions we will compile the banners into a poll.

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Old 01-15-2012, 10:45 PM
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I will cry of joy if the banner is a black man(Tacho) falling out of a wheelchair. I mean its relevant too he embodies b.I./zoklet with like 60 posts per day
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Old 01-17-2012, 03:11 PM
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Oh, come on people. Make something.
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Old 01-17-2012, 03:21 PM
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Old 01-17-2012, 03:23 PM
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So we're getting rid of that shitty banner huh?

Finally!!!




I told them not to put it up in the first place, but they didn't listen.
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Old 01-17-2012, 03:25 PM
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Also, Lol.



Did tacho really say that? Felines aren't sentient! Regardless it's still fucked up. Lawl
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:26 PM
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Well since nobody is giving ideas.... looks like Tacho falling outta his wheelie wins! Just take a pic tach, or isn't lanny and artist bahaha
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Old 01-18-2012, 01:54 AM
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lol sorrys guys I couldn't do the tacho ;\ and I have not photoshopped in a long time but I threw these two together.





click them because it got squished in the thumbnail and looks even shittier
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Old 01-18-2012, 02:09 AM
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Every time I come here I think of this.



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Old 01-18-2012, 03:06 AM
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Fox, why do you tag every post with the thumbs up?
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Old 01-18-2012, 03:31 AM
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What was wrong with the last contest/poll?

Didn't get the results you wanted, so you have another?

The current banner is a testiment to the type of people who post in BI. It's the banner of the people, just leave it the way it is.
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Old 01-18-2012, 03:33 AM
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It's an eyesore. Maybe we should go Stalin on y'alls asses and pick shit on behalf of the people.
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Old 01-18-2012, 03:40 AM
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Im gonna win.
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Old 01-18-2012, 03:57 AM
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banner should include a picture of a nigger doing some sort of dumb shit
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Old 01-18-2012, 06:09 AM
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Lol, the only reason my banner won was because I PM'd like 8 people, including Fish and a couple mods, and I asked them to vote for me. All in all only like 10 people even voted on the other banners. The one who came in second had 2 or 3 votes I think.

All the other banners sucked as much as mine did anyway so it's not like it mattered
Exactly. No reason to endlessly repeat that scenario.
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Old 01-18-2012, 06:43 PM
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Old 01-18-2012, 07:18 PM
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I told them not to put it up in the first place, but they didn't listen.
i remember you argued with me when i said a hand grenade doesn't really belong in bad ideas.
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Old 01-18-2012, 07:22 PM
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Default Re: Bad Ideas Banner Contest: 3

also where is the other banner contest thread? re-enter my last entries.
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Old 01-18-2012, 07:47 PM
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I tried to make it racially equal but there are just far more black people who have been incarcerated than white people...

Also I don't feel very inspired so its pretty plain
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Title looked like Black Ops Modern Warfare: 3
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:08 PM
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I tried to make it racially equal but there are just far more black people who have been incarcerated than white people...

Also I don't feel very inspired so its pretty plain
that's almost a carbon copy of one of my previous entries you cheeky fuck.
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:11 PM
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that's almost a carbon copy of one of my previous entries you cheeky fuck.
Seriously? I haven't seen it I don't even go to BI ever lol...
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fuck it, i'm re-entering these again now



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Old 01-18-2012, 08:16 PM
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Nah mine is nothing like that, just because it has mugshots? lol...

Plus the mugshots I used are wayyyy more lulzy
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:21 PM
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No jail/police/law shit, damn you!
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don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but i think this one is perfect for bad ideas. i think i really excelled myself on that one. it just sums it up nicely.

inb4 tach says no prison shit. its bad ideas, a forum about crime with a label that tries to give off the impression that people are discussing these as 'things you shouldn't do because it would be a mistake'
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damnyou were sharp there tach. you don't get chicken for saying that you know.
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No jail/police/law shit, damn you!
Are you mentally disabled or something? That's what this fucking forum is all about and you are one of the moderators of it. Of all people you should understand the subject of the forums you "oversee."
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hold on, when you say you 'like me' ...???
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Title looked like Black Ops Modern Warfare: 3
...No, it actually doesn't. And those mugshots were about as good as it got
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hold on, when you say you 'like me' ...???
Yeah, the totally homo like.
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Yeah, the totally homo like.
eww gtfo.

i made another banner to enter then



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eww gtfo.

i made another banner to enter thyen



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but tach won't get to blow it
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