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Old 04-09-2009, 09:06 PM
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Default Gandalf or Harry Potter.

Gandalf has a cool beard, a fancy cloak, long staff and the wisdom of ages. He also rides a giant airborne steed and a white horse and fights with balrogs and epic demons and smokes weed out of a cool pipe.



Harry, on the other hand, wears school uniform and scarf, has a neat haircut, rides a broom, wields a small wand and fights hobo ghosts and bitches love him.
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:11 PM
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That's like comparing Conan the Barbarian to a mall security guard.
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:15 PM
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Default Re: Gandalf or Harry Potter.

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That's like comparing Conan the Barbarian to a mall security guard.
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:18 PM
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:30 PM
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Mad Re: Gandalf or Harry Potter.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...57743708304119

and harry pulls some shifty weasel shit which kills Gandalf but then

[youtube]mYq-wj34yUc[/youtube]

and he rapes the shit out of Harry cause he was faking it all along.
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:49 PM
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I totally want to smoke weed out of Gandalf's pipe! Fuck yeah!
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:02 PM
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Gandalf
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Default Re: Gandalf or Harry Potter.

The concept of "spells" and wizardry is completely different.

Harry would get dominated.


now, Dumbledore v. Gandalf....
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:09 PM
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The concept of "spells" and wizardry is completely different.

Harry would get dominated.


now, Dumbledore v. Gandalf....
Gandalf isn't really a man, he's some kind of Higher Being who has been trapped inside the form of a man (so is Saruman). That's the implied impression I've gotten from the books and the movies.

That's why comparisons like this are a bit unfair. Gandalf isn't really even a wizard, he's something much greater, he's merely chosen to take on the identity of a wizard in order to play a role amongst the men of the world. He's one of the chess pieces in the back row, where mere mortals cannot sit.

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Old 06-02-2009, 10:13 PM
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Bitches don't love Gandalf?
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Default Re: Gandalf or Harry Potter.

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Gandalf isn't really a man, he's some kind of Higher Being who has been trapped inside the form of a man (so is Saruman). That's the implied impression I've gotten from the books and the movies.

That's why comparisons like this are a bit unfair. Gandalf isn't really even a wizard, he's something much greater, he's merely chosen to take on the role of a wizard in order to play a role amongst the men of the world. He's one of the chess pieces in the back row, where mere mortals cannot sit.
That's why I said Dumbledore. Notice in the books Gandalf never casts one spell. He just does things by force of will. Potter cannot hope to compete with that.
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