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Mostly because of how disgusting most humans eating habits are, also because of how often I have to eat to sustain myself. I'm rather fit, and weigh 190-215 (my weight fluctuates wildly). I am just disgusted by having to eat 2-3 times a day. Why couldn't we just survive on water and photosynthesis or something? It just angers me that I have to spend so much money on food when I could spend it on rent or something useful instead.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:12 AM
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That is an odd idea.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:13 AM
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But food tastes good.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:14 AM
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You may be an otherkin.

Do you ever feel like a dragon?
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:14 AM
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You may be an otherkin.

Do you ever feel like a dragon?
Lol.


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Old 04-10-2009, 12:14 AM
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Default Re: I am sick of being a human

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But food tastes good.
Oh, no lie there. But I am just disgusted at how often one has to eat in order to sustain normal living function. I would rather eat once a week or so. It seems so much more convenient.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:15 AM
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Default Re: I am sick of being a human

i think the same thing sometimes. if only we were like plants, and could live off of carbon dioxide, water, and sunlight.

lulz back to drawing board god.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:17 AM
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You may be an otherkin.

Do you ever feel like a dragon?
Not really a dragon, but I have looked around me very often and observed the people I am surrounded by, and thought to myself that I am better than them in so many ways, and thus also realized the ways I can improve myself to be better than them, if I find a flaw in myself.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:18 AM
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He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
That.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:22 AM
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That.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:23 AM
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SpiritMSTR, remember how I don't remember to eat half the time?
How I can go 4 days without food and not be bothered, as long as I have water?
I don't hold any deep emotional connection to food.
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Mostly because of how disgusting most humans eating habits are, also because of how often I have to eat to sustain myself. I'm rather fit, and weigh 190-215 (my weight fluctuates wildly). I am just disgusted by having to eat 2-3 times a day. Why couldn't we just survive on water and photosynthesis or something? It just angers me that I have to spend so much money on food when I could spend it on rent or something useful instead.
I weigh 185 give or take, I spent 7 years eating one meal a day, reason being I just never felt hungry. So guess what happened? the lack of proper food turned me into a diabetic and believe me when I say you do not want that to happen. Now I have to check my blood sugar level before and after every meal and I have to eat every three hours to keep my blood sugar up or I'll pass out and maybe die. So don't not mess around with your health.
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:38 AM
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I weigh 185 give or take, I spent 7 years eating one meal a day, reason being I just never felt hungry. So guess what happened? the lack of proper food turned me into a diabetic and believe me when I say you do not want that to happen. Now I have to check my blood sugar level before and after every meal and I have to eat every three hours to keep my blood sugar up or I'll pass out and maybe die. So don't not mess around with your health.
I'm not. I'm simply making an observation about how I would much prefer to eat less (as in once a week) and still be healthy. Shitty human genetics.
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could you be any more retarded
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Only if you could stuff more cock up your ass.
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Honestly, I think that as long as you have the proper nutrients in your body--aka are taking multivitamins and making sure that you're not totally malnourished, it doesn't matter how often you eat.

Mind you, this is coming from a recovering anorexic/bulimic/compulsive over exerciser.
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You may be an otherkin.

Do you ever feel like a dragon?
There went the rest of my coffee...

You could always lose weight until you become an emaciated skeleton. Or switch to only super high caloric density shakes with supplementation to round out the minerals. Or go steal the food.

You could even be like me, when I'm not smoking pot and my girlfriend's not around to remind me to eat I'll eat maybe... once every two days. Chicks dig the emaciated, scruffy guy who hasn't slept or eaten in two days and is muttering to himself about Rex-84 and the black trains.
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you do know you can survive with out food for 3 weeks, and you only need water about every 3 days. if your really a faggit about it dont eat so much
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Mostly because of how disgusting most humans eating habits are, also because of how often I have to eat to sustain myself. I'm rather fit, and weigh 190-215 (my weight fluctuates wildly). I am just disgusted by having to eat 2-3 times a day. Why couldn't we just survive on water and photosynthesis or something? It just angers me that I have to spend so much money on food when I could spend it on rent or something useful instead.
some good advice > start smoking meth
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