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Old 04-10-2009, 02:43 AM
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Default My weed taste like fabric softener smells

More than once now someone has brought me some weed the smelled like fabric softener,and tasted like it smelled! Horrible, I can almost smell an actual weed smell behind the fabricsoftener smell. Has any one else experienced this? Maybe its just stupid kids in my area. Ima go back to getting shit from older people.

I was going to put in some orange peel, I doubt it will help, but I have nothing else to do...

...any idaes? I really dissapoited.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:58 AM
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Default Re: My weed taste like fabric softener smells

Wrapping it in dryer sheets'll do that to it...

A lot of idiots use it to hide the smell. I had a buddy give me bag that had been wrapped in that shit for MONTHS, it was damn near unsmokeable. I smoked like half of it, then traded it off for something or other.
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Wrapping it in dryer sheets'll do that to it...
Nope. The OP has sprayed weed, that is, weed which has been sprayed with something to make it heavier. In this case fabric softener. Only noobs and kidiots buy this weed, such as the OP.
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Old 04-10-2009, 08:51 AM
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Nope. The OP has sprayed weed, that is, weed which has been sprayed with something to make it heavier. In this case fabric softener. Only noobs and kidiots buy this weed, such as the OP.
And he can look foward to blindness, dickrot, and eventual death. for sprayed weed.
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And he can look foward to blindness, dickrot, and eventual death. for sprayed weed.
Hence why only retards buy sprayed weed.

If some fucker tried giving me that shit I'd be straight round his house getting my money back or some decent bud.

Luckily for me the dealers in my town aren't cunts and they take their time to only buy good weed, so I have a constant supply of Englands finest.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:36 AM
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Try cooking with it, eating air freshener probably isn't as harmful as smoking it.
Or seeing as how OP is already a moron he could just smoke it and enjoy the brain damage.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:47 AM
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Or seeing as how OP is already a moron he could just smoke it and enjoy the brain damage.
You seem to be assuming the OP isn't already brain damaged.
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:25 AM
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I once left the best part of an eighth in the pocket of a pair of jeans I put in the wash. I remembered about ten minutes through the cycle and spent the remaining hour and a half sitting cross-legged in front of the washing machine. When it came out it smelt faintly of washing powder, but I left it in the open bag on a radiator and within a couple days it smelt and tasted a-ok.
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Old 04-10-2009, 11:42 AM
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Or seeing as how OP is already a moron he could just smoke it and enjoy the brain damage.


What do we have here? A couple internet tough guys? lol please.

..thanks Mr.Happy.

...next question...does making cannabutter smell up the house?
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Old 04-10-2009, 12:38 PM
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I made a batch of butter a few days ago and it smells up the house pretty bad while you're making it. The smell fades after a day or so if you leave a couple of windows open though.

I should add that the weed was soaking wet when it came out of the machine and went on the radiator (the bag had come open but luckily the weed stayed in the bottom of it), and it only smelt faintly of washing powder. If it's been sprayed or contaminated I don't think it'd help.
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I once left the best part of an eighth in the pocket of a pair of jeans I put in the wash. I remembered about ten minutes through the cycle and spent the remaining hour and a half sitting cross-legged in front of the washing machine.
Aye. I was round one of my friends flat one day a couple of summers ago and she was looking all around for an 8th she bought the night before and only had a couple out of. After about 20 minutes of searching, my friend notices a baggy full of green stuff pressed against the plastic transparent door of the washing machine, teasing us as it went round and round and round and round.
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:01 PM
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...besides fabric softener isn't heavy enough to be effective like that...?
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:10 PM
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Default Re: My weed taste like fabric softener smells

There are SO many better ways to keep smells from escaping...

Use mason jars - people's LIVES depend upon the fact that they're air tight.
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Old 04-10-2009, 05:12 PM
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Sure are a lot of assholes here
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:20 PM
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Damn, I had weed a few months ago that tasted like that. It was brutal to smoke, it tasted really chemical-like. It got me high, but I didn't grab it again.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:30 PM
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Only paranoid idiots store their shit inside dryer sheets. I'd say sell it or trade it for something else.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:33 PM
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Extract the THC if you cant smoke it dipshit
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Old 04-11-2009, 05:48 AM
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fabric softener isn't a fucking liquid moron.

and don't put peels in with your weed. it makes your wet so ridiculously wet. i put a tiny little orange peel in a mason jar with an ounce of weed. the next day, it tasted like pure oranges and was wet as fuck.
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Old 04-11-2009, 10:14 AM
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fabric softener isn't a fucking liquid moron.
Who said anything about liquid?
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:23 PM
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Default Re: My weed taste like fabric softener smells

The problem was resolved, I made honey oil, got me uber high!
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:25 PM
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Old 04-11-2009, 08:34 PM
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What do we have here? A couple internet tough guys? lol please.

..thanks Mr.Happy.

...next question...does making cannabutter smell up the house?
Yea, I am an internet tough guy and I'm going to go through the wires, come out your moniter and cut you nose off.
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Default Re: My weed taste like fabric softener smells

Loosely related fact: after years of storing my weed in a box with a few sheets of fabric softener, whenever I smell fresh laundry it makes me think about getting high. My first instinct when I smell it isn't "mm the smell of fabric softener." I think, "hey, that's weed!" Doing laundry can be sad though.
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I had a sack like that a few months ago.... it was weird.. Didn't go back to him after that.
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Who said anything about liquid?
you did actually.

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Hence why only retards buy sprayed weed.
i didn't even mean to call you a moron. you're chillin and make good posts.
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Really, there isn't liquid fabric softener? Then what is this?

that's laundry detergent. you really need to stop having your mom do your laundry sonny bwoy.
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that's laundry detergent. you really need to stop having your mom do your laundry sonny bwoy.
Maybe you need to stop having your mom buy your fabric softener "bwoy".

Softener comes in liquid, which goes in the washing machine along with laundry detergent, or in sheets, which go in the dryer.


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you did actually.



i didn't even mean to call you a moron. you're chillin and make good posts.
It doesn't have to be a liquid to be sprayed.... for example, people spray weed with sand/silica/lead/all sorts of tiny particulate matter which aren't liquids.
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It doesn't have to be a liquid to be sprayed.... for example, people spray weed with sand/silica/lead/all sorts of tiny particulate matter which aren't liquids.
Every time I read that, I thank fuck I live in Canada.
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Every time I read that, I thank fuck I live in Canada.
I wouldn't.

You get it in America too, and probably Canada, the thing is you guys don't know it's sprayed you just think it's crystally.

Source: A couple of American lads I knew thought the coated weed my mate had was "dro" or "dank" or whatever silly word they use for strong weed. And they were fairly big stoners back in America. And 2 of my friends went to America, got hooked up with "crystally bud" and they said it was just like our coated weed.
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I wouldn't.

You get it in America too, and probably Canada, the thing is you guys don't know it's sprayed you just think it's crystally.

Source: A couple of American lads I knew thought the coated weed my mate had was "dro" or "dank" or whatever silly word they use for strong weed. And they were fairly big stoners back in America. And 2 of my friends went to America, got hooked up with "crystally bud" and they said it was just like our coated weed.
How do you know it is?
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How do you know it is?
Anecdotal evidence, and I'm inclined to believe them cos they know their shit when it comes to bud, good bud, bad bud and coated bud.
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I wouldn't.

You get it in America too, and probably Canada, the thing is you guys don't know it's sprayed you just think it's crystally.

Source: A couple of American lads I knew thought the coated weed my mate had was "dro" or "dank" or whatever silly word they use for strong weed. And they were fairly big stoners back in America. And 2 of my friends went to America, got hooked up with "crystally bud" and they said it was just like our coated weed.
Haha, alright. I don't know about you, but we could tell the difference between "crystally" bud and shit thats coated in sand/lead and whatever else.
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Haha, alright. I don't know about you, but we could tell the difference between "crystally" bud and shit thats coated in sand/lead and whatever else.
This. Trichomes ≠ sand
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Haha, alright. I don't know about you, but we could tell the difference between "crystally" bud and shit thats coated in sand/lead and whatever else.
Sure you can.
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Sure you can.
Well, that and the fact that our country isn't full of bitchy cunts who fuck with weed.
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By the looks of things it seems like a lot of you buy from some high school douche.

I have never once purchased sprayed/cut/fucked with weed. I buy good drugs from good people and don't fuck with any sketchy faggots. Drug dealing is a business, and it sounds like a lot of people are running their businesses very poorly. To be fair, some areas you don't really have a wide selection of people to buy from, or simply don't know anyone in the area. Live and you learn, though. People who cut drugs are as bad as scammers in my book.

Also, I love how every other thread in stoner chat, at some point, turns into a "my weed is better than yours" or "my country gets better weed than yours" cock measuring contests.

Ah, to be young again.

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