Oh you Aussie's crack me up!!

[Average Fuckin Joe]

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/n...-sex-education

A mother of four who raped her 11-year-old daughter and filmed it as a form of "sex education" has been jailed for four years in Australia.

The 37-year-old woman from Queensland's Sunshine Coast made three films using her mobile phone showing her raping her youngest child and exposed her to other sexual activity "in response to repeated questions," The Sunshine Daily reported.

Judge John Robertson said sexual offenses against children by their own mothers were "rare," describing the relationship between mother and child as "seminal in our society."

He told the woman she had "no psychological or intellectual reason to explain this shocking behavior," as she had "a normal loving upbringing with parents and family who still support you."

The court heard that the woman started seeing the father of her four children — 16 years her senior — when she was "virtually a child" at age 14. She had her first child at 16.

She later began a cyber-sex relationship with a man and "became obsessed with sex." She would allow her daughter to view sexual videos the two sent to each other.

"From the start you characterized your behavior as some form of bizarre sex education with the child which did not involve sexual gratification from you... You were obsessed with sex and your life was in chaos," Robertson reportedly said.

He also said the mother, through her "selfish criminal conduct," had deprived her daughter of the right to "a wholesome and loving relationship with her mother."

Sorry JoePedo, it does not list her Ph.#

This could've also went in "This just in" ...but I thought this was funny, so I posted it here.

[007GoldenShower]

Sunshine Coast, sounds about right. There and Toowoomba = full of freaks.

[nostrilheimer]

aussies*

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

... and Australia = full of freaks.

Fixed by Rolf.

[Hooky the Cripple]

http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au...ter-sex-court/

Judge Robertson suspended the four-year jail term after the woman has served one year, leaving a three-year jail sentence hanging over her head and ordered her to do three years' probation.

Because the woman has already served 243 days in custody, she will be released in 122 days.

One year for fucking your own daughter? Okay then.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

^Have a look-see here:

http://www.lawlink.nsw.gov.au/lawlin...Sex%20offences

[typedthiswithmytits]

Queenslanders are all a bit cracked

[Aussie rogue]

Originally Posted by typedthiswithmytits

Queenslanders are all a bit cracked

True true

[Average Fuckin Joe]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Fixed by Rolf.

...not always a bad thing though!

[Proots]

Wow. That story is pretty fucking bizarre.

[Frankeh]

Youtube

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[Average Fuckin Joe]

I lol'd
mostly for the excessive use of the word cunt.

WTF tho?!?! Oprah's Australian?!?! Had no idea, lol

[Proots]

Originally Posted by Average Fuckin Joe

I lol'd
mostly for the excessive use of the word cunt.

WTF tho?!?! Oprah's Australian?!?! Had no idea, lol

Opran Winfrey? No, no. She's not Australian.

[is all mememememe with me]

australia day looks pretty damn hot from what i've seen







i'm pretty pissed i missed that one tbh

[Average Fuckin Joe]

Originally Posted by Midge

Opran Winfrey? No, no. She's not Australian.

Why'd they mention her in the video then?

[Cerberus]

I'd watch and chant "aussie aussie aussie".

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Average Fuckin Joe

Why'd they mention her in the video then?

dunno, but i thought 'whaaat? ..winfrey's a fucking abbo' so i checked wiki. she definitely isn't. shes born in MS, raised in milwaukee WI, and raped when she was nine. so definitely american then, without doubt.

[Average Fuckin Joe]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

dunno, but i thought 'whaaat? ..winfrey's a fucking abbo' so i checked wiki. she definitely isn't. shes born in MS, raised in milwaukee WI, and raped when she was nine. so definitely american then, without doubt.

....she was raped...

[Retard Synrdome]

Aussie's what?

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

australia day looks pretty damn hot from what i've seen

Noooo, uck, Rolf threw up in the mouth of Rolf. Firstly, they all look the same, second, not a true blonde amongst them, third, white hair is for old people, fourth, they orange, like those little guys from the chocolate factory, fifth, british flag bikinis, sixth, seventy pounds of cosmetics on each of them, not pretty when such a magnitude is needed to hide the ugly, proclaims Rolf.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Noooo, uck, Rolf threw up in the mouth of Rolf. Firstly, they all look the same, second, not a true blonde amongst them, third, white hair is for old people, fourth, they orange, like those little guys from the chocolate factory, fifth, british flag bikinis, sixth, seventy pounds of cosmetics on each of them, not pretty when such a magnitude is needed to hide the ugly, proclaims Rolf.

here you go ralf, something for you to fap over too




see i can be nice

[Painzstake]

Originally Posted by Infinite

I'd watch and chant "aussie aussie aussie".

OI OI OI

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

here you go ralf, something for you to fap over too

Not nice! average-looking women who are attempting to look like beautiful Swedish women are at least better than fat British women! notes Rolf.

[rabbitweed]

I'd like to live in Australia one day. In a city though, not some fuck hole full of bogans.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Not nice! average-looking women who are attempting to look like beautiful Swedish women are at least better than fat British women! notes Rolf.

ok then, this should be more your taste

[Rolf]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

ok then, this should be more your taste

NO! Rolf just say Rolf not like British women, proclaims Rolf. Especially when their teeth look like anus of feline animal, adds Rolf.

[adhesive tape]

Originally Posted by Infinite

I'd watch and chant "aussie aussie aussie".

Oy Oy Oy!

[typedthiswithmytits]

I think you're all fucked in the head.

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

australia day looks pretty damn hot from what i've seen







i'm pretty pissed i missed that one tbh

Thanks champ

[007GoldenShower]

I love how they're all next to a construction site. Those tradies would've nutted one out in the port-a-loo

[a334jv2df]

Okay let's talk about the 500lb elephant in the room.... they said there is a video tape....

[Painzstake]

Originally Posted by Vaginal Virus

Oy Oy Oy!

Get it right... yanks

[Malice]

Umm, link?

Well, I'm obviously kidding because asking for CP is against the rules.

[Temporary Fox Paws]

Originally Posted by Rolf

british flag bikinis

That's the Australian flag. Which is basically just a ripoff of the British flag but.


Anyway, this is fuckin hot. Mothers who fuck their daughters are awesome

[Temporary Fox Paws]

Originally Posted by a334jv2df

Okay let's talk about the 500lb elephant in the room.... they said there is a video tape....

Elephants typically weigh over 20,000 lbs.

[007GoldenShower]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/m...-1225775285568

A VICTORIAN man who allegedly raped his daughter almost daily for 30 years, kept her a virtual prisoner and fathered her four children has been charged by police.

In what has been described as a case as shocking as the Josef Fritzl case in Austria, child welfare advocates have called for a full inquiry amid claims authorities failed to investigate the alleged abuse despite being warned decades ago.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

facebook friend - 360 - YouTube

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[Nero]

Originally Posted by Rolf

Fixed by Rolf.

But I'm not a freak.

[Average Fuckin Joe]

Originally Posted by 007GoldenShower

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/m...-1225775285568

I remember Josef.... hes pretty fucking cool.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by is all mememememe with me

australia day looks pretty damn hot from what i've seen







i'm pretty pissed i missed that one tbh

ew aussie chicks are fucking disgusting

[FON]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

ew aussie chicks are fucking disgusting

The more misconceptions the world has about Australia the better. That way none of you retards out there know how good we really got it. Keep 'em coming.